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https://babylonbee.com/news/internalized-misogyny-girl-pretends-her-successful-lawyer-barbie-is-a-mommy

AmericanKulak says

Santa Cruz, anyone?

Skeletor signs autographs in Hollywood.



Yes, it's who you think she is, without extra filters and trick camera angles, and that beautiful vegan heathful diet is taking it's toll.

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Ceffer says

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Nah, it was absorbed for nourishment.

Foundation probably has that Vegan desperately needed Zinc.

Patrick says

We are in the age where facts don't matter. Literally the only thing that matters to anyone is whatever is best for them. They will take the political side that they benefit from. That is all that matters. Politicians and those who hate meritocracy are the worst people on earth.

That is one of the funniest fucking pictures I have ever seen.

Schrodinger's Feminist is nothing. Wait until you see the Feminist Black Box.

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Ceffer says

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Nah, an object with this level of mass is a Black Hole, not a Black Box.

Ceffer says

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

The only reason Lizzo is famous, is because she's fat. I bet she dies before 50.

I think Lizzo is a deliberate attempt to alter what men like by telling them what they should like. Not going to work. At all.

Men have a million years of evolution coded into their brains which tells them which women are likely to give birth to healthy children.

I have not yet had the chance, but, I am longing to be around some gal who makes a statement something along the lines of, "Lizzo is really beautiful." And, then, I can say, "Yes. Actually, you kind of remind me of Lizzo."

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

Kepi says

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

LOL! I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Ceffer says

I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Haha. Point taken.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fatphobic-ai-still-not-generating-a-supermodel-that-looks-like-lizzo

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Crazy eyes and bolt-ons. What a drunk slore.

mell says

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Bwahaha. Get out the eye bleach for the next one.

Man, Briget Fonda is so hot, I would tap that ass, Surfer Gals aren't my type but damn

- Me, in my 20s, just after seeing the movie Jackie Brown










Prepare yourself emotionally and Physically









Don't say I didn't warn you

One of the most pithy and most PROFOUND memes of all time.

Patrick says

You know, I can't believe this is real.

First, and this is racist, she's white - what is her source of income? I doubt it's welfare, pretty hard for a white lady to get welfare. Second, 12 kids? She looks pretty awake and good for 12 kids. Where would a single mother have the time to work, cook and clean, with 12 kids? She also looks very good for 40.

I think this is a joke post.

Most men, unless they've already had kids, run away screaming from a woman with kids. You have 2 "baby daddies", and you're done, you will never get married. She has 8 (supposedly) and she's "supposedly still figuring it out". Any woman that has had kids from more than 1 father, they're radioactive. Everybody knows that.

Finally, the name "Crystal".

She's either got an incredibly supportive family, or she's somehow independently wealthy, or she's not real.

richwicks says

I doubt it's welfare, pretty hard for a white lady to get welfare

Child Support.

The smart ones only have one baby daddy for each kid.

In most states, the payout for the one child is minimum $400-500/month. Two kids from the same father would only be a hundred or so more. Better to have only one for each father; the court does not consider at all additional child support payments from other fathers. "Women and Children Groups" made sure of that.

This is assuming the woman is employed/educated. If she's uneducated as many are, and the father has a decent job, it might be $800 per child.

Well, it's better to get 3 baby daddies X $800 = $2400.

Child Support is considered going only to the dependent child, but it usually goes to the mother's Ulta Beauty or Boxed Wine Dependency. So she qualifies for government support AS IF SHE DIDN"T Get Child Support, as it doesn't count as her income.

So... Free Housing from Sec 8, worth $1800, plus $2400 child support 3 kids by 3 different daddies, plus SNAP, plus EBT worth a $500, plus "Just enough hours a week" at a shitty job = $300.

$1800 Sec 8 Housing Voucher for a two bedroom
$2400 Child Support, 3 kids, 3 daddies
$800 SNAP Card (probably an underestimate)
$500 EBT Cash
$1200 Value of Medicaid/Obamacare Subsidy if was cash
$1200 25 hours a week carefully plotted to maximize income (again this is an underestimate, assumes she only does a few hours at very low wage place)
_
$4900 in cash/month to spend

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

Being a Single HoMom pays big dividends! And this is based on a modest cost of living state, not in very expensive California or Massachussetts, where the giveaways and cash values would be much larger!

Yep. Child support diminishes with each child from the same father, but not with different fathers. Hoeing pays!

Remember, it's not 1960, 1970, 1980 anymore.

Most kids are NOT raised with at least one bio parent. Just because a kid is raised in a home with two adults doesn't mean A) The adults aren't related (ie mom and grandma) or B) The male is the kids BioDad, or even her husband/official step-dad.

Video Games? Bad Diet? Blame the real culprit. The same figures repeat worldwide once Jezebel is liberated.

Mention "Moynihan Report" and watch a Leftoids scream as they flee in rage and throw a boatload of redherrings and Ray's Cyst / Muh Soggy Knee accusations.

It's worse than Moynihan's worst case scenario ever predcited, and it's spread well beyond the Ghetto into Suburban White USA.

Jezebel reigns, and men are terrified to stand up to her.

AmericanKulak says

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

No wonder so many men want to get pregnant. At last motive and opportunity. (Means is in the eye of the beholder. Or, is that the eye of the pronoun. I'm confused.)

AmericanKulak says

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

8 grand to raise 12 kids per month? 12/8 = That's $666 (how funny) per kid. That's not a lot of money. What a nightmare it would be to have that many kids.

AmericanKulak says

The same figures repeat worldwide

Agree. I was in England a while back and was talking to one of my younger cousins who did well on her A-levels and had a slot at Cambridge. However, when I saw her again just a few years later, she was a single mom living rent free in a council flat and on the dole. She later had a second kid and was given a bigger flat. What a waste.

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

In preparation for two upcoming friendlies against Russia, the U.S. women’s national team played the FC Dallas U-15 boys academy team on Sunday and fell 5-2, according to FC Dallas’ official website.

Here is a 12-0 game against a no-name team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpTpY7CEPM

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

Stuff in right that’s funny is Hodgetwins

These guys are hilarious!

"Women let their compassion get in the way of their intellect. Makes them stupid. This is why they weren't allowed to vote."