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Schrodinger's Feminist is nothing. Wait until you see the Feminist Black Box.

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Ceffer says

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Nah, an object with this level of mass is a Black Hole, not a Black Box.

Ceffer says

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

The only reason Lizzo is famous, is because she's fat. I bet she dies before 50.

I think Lizzo is a deliberate attempt to alter what men like by telling them what they should like. Not going to work. At all.

Men have a million years of evolution coded into their brains which tells them which women are likely to give birth to healthy children.

I have not yet had the chance, but, I am longing to be around some gal who makes a statement something along the lines of, "Lizzo is really beautiful." And, then, I can say, "Yes. Actually, you kind of remind me of Lizzo."

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

Kepi says

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

LOL! I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Ceffer says

I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Haha. Point taken.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fatphobic-ai-still-not-generating-a-supermodel-that-looks-like-lizzo

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Crazy eyes and bolt-ons. What a drunk slore.

mell says

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Bwahaha. Get out the eye bleach for the next one.

Man, Briget Fonda is so hot, I would tap that ass, Surfer Gals aren't my type but damn

- Me, in my 20s, just after seeing the movie Jackie Brown










Prepare yourself emotionally and Physically









Don't say I didn't warn you

One of the most pithy and most PROFOUND memes of all time.

Patrick says

You know, I can't believe this is real.

First, and this is racist, she's white - what is her source of income? I doubt it's welfare, pretty hard for a white lady to get welfare. Second, 12 kids? She looks pretty awake and good for 12 kids. Where would a single mother have the time to work, cook and clean, with 12 kids? She also looks very good for 40.

I think this is a joke post.

Most men, unless they've already had kids, run away screaming from a woman with kids. You have 2 "baby daddies", and you're done, you will never get married. She has 8 (supposedly) and she's "supposedly still figuring it out". Any woman that has had kids from more than 1 father, they're radioactive. Everybody knows that.

Finally, the name "Crystal".

She's either got an incredibly supportive family, or she's somehow independently wealthy, or she's not real.

richwicks says

I doubt it's welfare, pretty hard for a white lady to get welfare

Child Support.

The smart ones only have one baby daddy for each kid.

In most states, the payout for the one child is minimum $400-500/month. Two kids from the same father would only be a hundred or so more. Better to have only one for each father; the court does not consider at all additional child support payments from other fathers. "Women and Children Groups" made sure of that.

This is assuming the woman is employed/educated. If she's uneducated as many are, and the father has a decent job, it might be $800 per child.

Well, it's better to get 3 baby daddies X $800 = $2400.

Child Support is considered going only to the dependent child, but it usually goes to the mother's Ulta Beauty or Boxed Wine Dependency. So she qualifies for government support AS IF SHE DIDN"T Get Child Support, as it doesn't count as her income.

So... Free Housing from Sec 8, worth $1800, plus $2400 child support 3 kids by 3 different daddies, plus SNAP, plus EBT worth a $500, plus "Just enough hours a week" at a shitty job = $300.

$1800 Sec 8 Housing Voucher for a two bedroom
$2400 Child Support, 3 kids, 3 daddies
$800 SNAP Card (probably an underestimate)
$500 EBT Cash
$1200 Value of Medicaid/Obamacare Subsidy if was cash
$1200 25 hours a week carefully plotted to maximize income (again this is an underestimate, assumes she only does a few hours at very low wage place)
_
$4900 in cash/month to spend

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

Being a Single HoMom pays big dividends! And this is based on a modest cost of living state, not in very expensive California or Massachussetts, where the giveaways and cash values would be much larger!

Yep. Child support diminishes with each child from the same father, but not with different fathers. Hoeing pays!

Remember, it's not 1960, 1970, 1980 anymore.

Most kids are NOT raised with at least one bio parent. Just because a kid is raised in a home with two adults doesn't mean A) The adults aren't related (ie mom and grandma) or B) The male is the kids BioDad, or even her husband/official step-dad.

Video Games? Bad Diet? Blame the real culprit. The same figures repeat worldwide once Jezebel is liberated.

Mention "Moynihan Report" and watch a Leftoids scream as they flee in rage and throw a boatload of redherrings and Ray's Cyst / Muh Soggy Knee accusations.

It's worse than Moynihan's worst case scenario ever predcited, and it's spread well beyond the Ghetto into Suburban White USA.

Jezebel reigns, and men are terrified to stand up to her.

AmericanKulak says

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

No wonder so many men want to get pregnant. At last motive and opportunity. (Means is in the eye of the beholder. Or, is that the eye of the pronoun. I'm confused.)

AmericanKulak says

$7900 month in cash & benefits equivalents income

8 grand to raise 12 kids per month? 12/8 = That's $666 (how funny) per kid. That's not a lot of money. What a nightmare it would be to have that many kids.

AmericanKulak says

The same figures repeat worldwide

Agree. I was in England a while back and was talking to one of my younger cousins who did well on her A-levels and had a slot at Cambridge. However, when I saw her again just a few years later, she was a single mom living rent free in a council flat and on the dole. She later had a second kid and was given a bigger flat. What a waste.

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

In preparation for two upcoming friendlies against Russia, the U.S. women’s national team played the FC Dallas U-15 boys academy team on Sunday and fell 5-2, according to FC Dallas’ official website.

Here is a 12-0 game against a no-name team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEpTpY7CEPM

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

Stuff in right that’s funny is Hodgetwins

These guys are hilarious!

"Women let their compassion get in the way of their intellect. Makes them stupid. This is why they weren't allowed to vote."

https://slaynews.com/news/woke-activist-attacks-desantis-supporter-cop-witnessed-assault/




I am convinced that a lot of the women on the left are protesting their own ugliness, and the immutable fact that men are repulsed by ugly women.

They are protesting the laws of nature.

ewwww nasty looking woman

As with Xir/Xem's body, so to with Xir/Xem's actions - the result of an absolute absence of impulse control.

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-immediately-regrets-waking-rachel-zegler-with-a-kiss-after-she-starts-ranting-about-the-patriarchy

https://sashastone.substack.com/p/hurricane-hillary-and-the-wicked#details

Queen Hillary could not be Snow White and get what she wanted. She would never be content to waste away in a cottage baking cookies and singing to the birds. No, she wanted more. Much more. But to do that, she would have to accept that she was not good at all, but ruthless to the last.

Whistle while you work. Hum a merry tune.

Queen Hillary’s chance to flee her life as Bill’s shadow came at long last when a maiden named Monica begged Bill to sleep with her, engaged in tawdry acts in the Oval Office, then giggled her way through a Barbara Walters interview. Oh how Hillary must seethe thinking of Monica now, refashioned as a Me Too victim. Where is a Huntsman when you need one?

Queen Hillary had no choice but to conjure, like a disturbance in the open sea that threatens to become a hurricane. From now on, Hillary would come first. She would become the leader she always knew she could be.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all,” asked Queen Hillary.
”There are none more electable than thee,” said the Magic Mirror.

Senator Hillary emerged like a phoenix - a savior on 9/11. At long last, the promising political career that had been her destiny was at hand.

When 2008 came along, she asked her Magic Mirror once again.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall. Who is the most electable of them all?”
”Though you are electable My Queen, there is one far more electable than thee. He’s a skinny kid with a funny name whose speeches light the base on fire.”

No, fumed Queen Hillary. This can’t be true. From out of nowhere, he’s suddenly more experienced than the Senator who helped the city survive a terrorist attack. Are you kidding me?

“Sadly no,” said the Magic Mirror. “You’re likable enough, Hillary. Just not more likable than he.”

“Likable enough” got her a spot as Secretary of State, though much of that was the political maneuvering of the new beloved King. He wanted to unite both movements, and he needed the Hillary tribe, all of those high-earning feminists, the base of the Democratic Party - unmarried white women like me.

Taken in 2011, this photo by Kevin Lamarque/AP launched a thousand memes and an investigation into Hillary’s private email server. The Queen could not catch a break.

Queen Hillary bided her time through the “fairy tale” of being Bill’s wife. The end of this story was already written. It was just a matter of the right election at the right time. Joe Biden would have to wait his turn. By 2016, Hillary was more than a disturbance. She looked like the beginnings of a hurricane.

“Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all,” she asked again.

“Though you are electable indeed, there is one more electable than thee. He is a grumpy old Senator from Vermont surfing the populist wave of discontent wrought from the Wall Street bailout in 2008.”

Hillary had waited long enough. There was no way that miserable old socialist coot was snatching victory from her.

Vanquishing Bernie was not easy. But by now, her leadership, her dominance, and her influence could not be denied. This was HER moment, and she would push through the humiliations, and accusations that she was a shill for Wall Street, the status quo, someone who could not give an inspiring speech to save her life. LIKABLE ENOUGH HILLARY.

Despite everything, she clinched the nomination in 2016. She’d crushed Bernie like a bug, Uncle Joe was stepping aside, and she had the full force of King Obama’s army behind her.

So she asked again, “Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the most electable of them all?

“Though you are likable enough, there is one more electable than thee. He hosted Celebrity Apprentice for seven seasons and has a new nickname for you, Crooked Hillary.”

By now, Queen Hillary breaks the fourth wall and stares right into the camera. “You have got to be f*cking kidding me. DONALD J. TRUMP? That’s who is more electable than me? No, you are a lying Magic Mirror. You have always been lying,” she said.

“Would that I were, My Queen, this isn’t exactly fun, you know, but I am compelled to tell the truth no matter how much you wish I wouldn’t. As Keats would say, Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye need know on this earth.”

“Keats, seriously? Unleash hell,” Queen Hillary said as the waters churned beneath her, creating a powerful swirl off in the distance. The dossier, the Access Hollywood tape, the FBI, nothing was off limits to stop this man from denying her what she knew was her destiny, to become the leader she knew she could be.

The New York Times assured her she could not lose. 95% chance of winning, they said. She didn’t just want a squeaker. She wanted a landslide win. She wanted Georgia. She wasn’t watching the swing states. And she did it! She won! She won the election in 2016!

Except that she didn’t.

She won the popular vote but not the election. The hurricane was gaining strength, looking to make landfall as a Category 5. Hillary could not lose this election. Not this one. Everyone would pay. The Democratic Party, the media, James Comey, Bernie Sanders.

Now she would become death, the destroyer, of worlds.

She wanted something she could never have. She wanted her fairy tale. The husband who didn’t cheat. The career that hand-delivered the presidency at long last. If she had all of that, if she was rich and powerful and won the vote of the people would that be enough? Could that stop a Category 5 hurricane?

No. Because what Queen Hillary wanted, what she needed, was love. Real love. Not a husband with a wandering eye, not a close election, not to use her position to force people to support her. She wanted them to like her, to love her. Why didn’t they?

It was like that story she told about her mother forcing her to go back outside and play with the kids who hated her. Make them like you, Hillary. But how? Whatever it was Hillary needed, or what those of us who supported her for so long needed - never seemed to be enough.

Is that the lie feminism sells? That we should be shamed for finding happiness in the simplicity of true love or spending our days doing chores of ordinary life? Are we made better because we see a movie like Snow White as oppressive and not beautiful? Or are we made more miserable because it’s never enough?

Whomever Hillary was once upon a time has now been swallowed up by ambition, corruption, and desperation - not just by her but by all of those titans in the Democratic Party and the media who could not stand it that so many people wanted to vote for Trump.

Snow White is the embodiment of love itself - so many forest creatures are drawn to her, and it is what compels the seven dwarfs to try to save her. She isn’t rescued by the Prince at all. She is rescued by the thing that defines her. And it is this thing that can’t be bought or won, but we just have to recognize it within us.

Snow White is happy no matter where she is or what she’s doing. She’s just as happy living in a cottage with seven dwarfs as she’d be living in a castle. A universal truth that, for an America coming out of the Great Depression, resonated.

Snow White doesn’t have to speak for all women. It shouldn’t be a map to guide young people on how to think or what to long for. It is that rare thing that can’t be replicated, a thing of beauty. There is truth in it. A truth they wish to eradicate.

Queen Hillary isn’t finished yet. She’s just now taking her victory lap on Rachel Maddow, cleaning off her Magic Mirror, and thinking about asking one more question one last time. But the answer will always be the same because the answer is in the asking of the question.

As for Hurricane Hilary, the rain is just starting to come down where I live. Warm, heavy raindrops carried to us from somewhere off the Mexican coast. It’s quiet and dark. We won’t know the full damage of her impact until she’s moved on, and the birds know it’s safe to start singing again.

richwicks says

8 grand to raise 12 kids per month? 12/8 = That's $666 (how funny) per kid. That's not a lot of money. What a nightmare it would be to have that many kids.

Re-read my post.

Child Support is based on a minimum + what the father can pay. A father pays less for successive kids, but a minimum for one.

You can test this yourself on a child support calculator.

A woman with one kid from one man making $60k would expect about $1100/month child support for the one child.
If she had three kids from one man making $60k she would only get $1950/month in child support for all 3 kids.

BUT, if she had one kid each from three different baby daddies, each making $60k/year, she would get $3300/month in child support for the SAME number of kids.

PLUS, Child Support is bizarrely non-tax deductible for the Father, yet does NOT count towards most Government Freebies and Aid when calculating income for the mother, or is counted at a fractional amount. Yet it CAN be used in applying for many private financial loans also, like most home loans.

Also, most women get M-F custody and enjoy party weekend every (other) weekend with the kids getting free government daycare (Public School) most of the week and almost always a gov subsidized/free meal, sometimes breakfast as well. Whereas the man works M-F and is a full time father on the weekends. It often turns out the guy is providing more meals on the weekend than the mother does all week thanks to School Meals. Unlike M-F where the kids are in school most of the day and mom is free to work a shitty P/T job to maintain welfare eligibility and maximize goverment payouts.

So women are incentivized to have one child per father.

AmericanKulak says

So women are incentivized to have one child per father.

Yep.

Patrick says

That's even worse than farting standing up then sitting down in your own fart gas cloud.

oh, I forgot to mention:

Receiving Child Support is not taxable, but paying it is. That's right. It's one of the clearest rules in the IRS Canon:

The payer pays the tax and transfers it to the payee tax free. She (almost always a she) doesn't have to claim it as part of her income, so it's not taxable.

But it CAN be used for her to get loans and financing as any other income.

Yes, all those sounds like virtues in a woman.

AmericanKulak says

oh, I forgot to mention:

Receiving Child Support is not taxable, but paying it is. That's right. It's one of the clearest rules in the IRS Canon:

The payer pays the tax and transfers it to the payee tax free. She (almost always a she) doesn't have to claim it as part of her income, so it's not taxable.

But it CAN be used for her to get loans and financing as any other income.

Yep. And also totally messed up, basically rewarding and encouraging womynz to take the child away from the Dad as much as possible: you'd think the child support paying party should be the one claiming the child.they pay for as a dependent, it's just logical to give the payer a break! But no, the non-custodial parent, i.e. the parent having the child 49% or less of the time, cannot claim the kid as dependent! So not only the "higher earner" (almost always the man) pays child support after taxes while the receiver gets it tax free, the receiver usually also claims the child as a dependent. A quadruple whammy lol. Muh feminism!!

Patrick says

Yes, all those sounds like virtues in a woman.

That picture looks like you're getting invited to a threesome.