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Patrick says

I can't believe this is for real.

https://dailycaller.com/2022/08/09/dear-kay-liberal-woman-deeply-attracted-conservative-men-why/

Dear Kay: I am a viciously liberal woman however, I find myself deeply sexually attracted to conservative men. Why is this and what am I supposed to do? — signed, Communist Barbie.

Dear Communist Barbie,

Before we dig into this topic further, I need you to know that what you’re feeling is completely normal. I’ve been there. I was once a fairly liberal girl too, but evolved into a conservative woman through, well, reading a lot and understanding the world better. So common is our experience, I could argue it’s Darwinian, so I will.

As a liberal, you’re probably deeply concerned about the future of our species and the planet. So are conservative men. Being sexually attracted to conservative men is one of the best ways to protect our species. This male demographic tends to enjoy regular procreation and will gladly financially, emotionally, and spiritually support you and your brood.

Conservative males also tend to live at-one with nature, and favor outdoor hobbies like hunting instead of plastic-driven cringe-fads like frisbee golf that could literally murder sea turtles. Conservative men are also known to consume whiskey, bottled beer, or no alcohol at all, all of which come in biodegradable glass bottles. Those fruity flavored IPAs common among liberal boys come in cans, which are held together with what? MORE PLASTIC.

More than this, with the impending apocalypse, you need a man who is willing to bear arms to protect you and your kin. Most other politically-minded men will likely become your (and my) apocalypse food once food shortages really settle in.

Becoming more in-touch with our conservative side happens to a lot of humans as we age out of our adolescent ignorance and into our adult-driven common sense. This thought-based evolution tends to coincide with when we start paying taxes and covering our own health insurance. Is this the stage of life you’re in? It would make a lot of sense.

As we get older, we tend to accrue wealth. Rich liberal women reportedly prefer conservative men. I don’t know your financial situation, but this may also be playing into your sexual psychology.

Only a small but loud enclave of your type of liberalism still exists today in America largely because of the current Biden administration’s economic nightmare. Peddling the ideology you know and love is how many Democrats make their money, like failed politician Stacey Abrams, for example.

It’s a genius get-rich-quick scheme on the part of liberal politicians, especially when you can dip into uncle George Soros’ billions. However, conservative men tend to think long-term in their financial planning (in my experience), so perhaps you’re rich and finding yourself sexually attracted to sustainable, sensible financial literacy in a partner?

Contrary to popular belief, there are only two genders and they have social norms assigned to them. Actor Sean Penn said it best when he called out “cowardly genes” for making men “surrender their jeans” in favor of women’s skirts. The trend of liberal-leaning men wearing women’s clothing and Hollywood men screaming about woke stuff is such a turn-off for any powerful, independent woman.

I’m not surprised your loins are calling for conservative males when the ones we see on television are so damn delicious. Just look at characters and actors like the cowboys of “Yellowstone,” Kevin Sorbo, or the lads in “Top Gun: Maverick.” Certified snacks, if you ask me (which you did).

Just remember, you’re not alone. I know that you might think your liberal-leaning flock are larger in numbers than the wolves of conservatism but this simply isn’t the case. Evidence suggests that many members of our species are choosing to move away from America’s liberal hubs for more conservative pastures due to safety issues. (RELATED: STUDY: Burglaries Drop In Areas With High Gun Permits)

This trend again plays into the point I made earlier about Darwinism. Only the strongest will survive what the planet has in store for us. Your natural inclination for fornication with conservative males is your body’s way of saving you from total destruction.

The 'viciously liberal' woman will feel better after ripping the dicks off of a few wannabe trannies with her teeth.

Brutality. And he got suspended, of course, on a reddit called "RoastMe", no less. Redditors are the sissymeisters.

ForcedTQ says

AmericanKulak says

Soy Oil.

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Use Avocado oil, it makes for a Bom.com mayonnaise.

Yep, the FIRST ingredient. And chances are the big brand "Avocado" or "Olive Oil" Mayo has Soybean Oil as a top ingredient, too. The bioengineered is just icing on the sick cake.

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

AmericanKulak says

Try to find a mayonaise without soybean oil. Gonna make my own, because the real shit is $7 for a tiny jar.

Let us know how it turns out. I have heard that it can "break" - meaning it will separate. As far as I know, it's just an egg combined with oil plus flavoring like mustard and some acid like lemon juice or vinegar.

https://www.rt.com/news/579399-cancer-trust-bonus-hole-transgender/

UK Cancer trust defends calling vagina ‘bonus hole’

https://notthebee.com/article/watch-these-2-female-nyc-officers-try-to-arrest-a-very-small-man-and-fail-miserably

Booger says

https://www.rt.com/news/579399-cancer-trust-bonus-hole-transgender/

UK Cancer trust defends calling vagina ‘bonus hole’

First, who gives a shit what some bullshit organization calls something.

Second, how the fuck did they come up with the term "bonus hole"? Why not "happy hole", "pleasure box", "baby's first slide", "squeeze box", "penis pocket", or anything else? I can literally come up with hundreds.

Isn't it funny that "Spends 2 hours or more on PC" is a redflag, but spending hours and hours on a smartphone, checking every few minutes, isn't a red flag?

AmericanKulak says

Brutality. And he got suspended, of course, on a reddit called "RoastMe", no less. Redditors are the sissymeisters.

Nothing worse than a Reddit Incel Social/Sexual Anthropologist. He'd don the gimp suit in a heartbeat for a chance at that crack.

The difference, it seems to me, of what a traditional man does vs. what a traditional woman does is, the traditional woman works directly for those in her care. Yes, a traditional man does also but he does not do it in the immediate. A cooked meal is immediate where a paycheck is deferred. Where a man works for a boss/customer first and then is compensated a woman serves the family directly with no $$ as compensation. This makes it easy to convince women that a traditional woman is a servant.

I have a daughter who is very much looking forward to me taking the grandkids (hers) on vacation to the beach. And while the grandkids are with me at the beach, guess where she's going? Yep, to the beach. Pretty sad. It isn't as bad as I'm portraying though, she does a lot with them. Young kids can be exhausting.

https://babylonbee.com/news/internalized-misogyny-girl-pretends-her-successful-lawyer-barbie-is-a-mommy

AmericanKulak says

Santa Cruz, anyone?

Skeletor signs autographs in Hollywood.



Yes, it's who you think she is, without extra filters and trick camera angles, and that beautiful vegan heathful diet is taking it's toll.

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Ceffer says

She's so skinny, all her makeup fell off.

Nah, it was absorbed for nourishment.

Foundation probably has that Vegan desperately needed Zinc.

Patrick says

We are in the age where facts don't matter. Literally the only thing that matters to anyone is whatever is best for them. They will take the political side that they benefit from. That is all that matters. Politicians and those who hate meritocracy are the worst people on earth.

That is one of the funniest fucking pictures I have ever seen.

Schrodinger's Feminist is nothing. Wait until you see the Feminist Black Box.

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Ceffer says

"In physics, a black box is a system whose internal structure is unknown, or need not be considered for a particular purpose."

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

Nah, an object with this level of mass is a Black Hole, not a Black Box.

Ceffer says

And I thought they were going to talk about Lizzo.

The only reason Lizzo is famous, is because she's fat. I bet she dies before 50.

I think Lizzo is a deliberate attempt to alter what men like by telling them what they should like. Not going to work. At all.

Men have a million years of evolution coded into their brains which tells them which women are likely to give birth to healthy children.

I have not yet had the chance, but, I am longing to be around some gal who makes a statement something along the lines of, "Lizzo is really beautiful." And, then, I can say, "Yes. Actually, you kind of remind me of Lizzo."

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

Kepi says

Please, I pray to whatever God that might be out there to let me give this a try before I die.

LOL! I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Ceffer says

I think your death may transpire shortly after. Never fuck with a sanctimonious, hypocritical, insincere Libby.

Haha. Point taken.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fatphobic-ai-still-not-generating-a-supermodel-that-looks-like-lizzo

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

mell says

AmericanKulak says

Arrest Video - this one reminds me of "Crazy Eyes" Leftoid Meme.

Because, she has the same crazy eyes, short hair, etc. And she resists arrest to the point that any male would have had the shit kicked out of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7AUX7V3WEQ

Looks like Christian bale in American Psycho lol this is beyond 1000 cock stare, it's more like "I almost murdered my husband and love it" stare. Womynx are fucking unstable creatures

Crazy eyes and bolt-ons. What a drunk slore.