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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,038,456 views  40,415 comments

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27594   richwicks   2023 Aug 22, 6:40pm  

Ceffer says

Guess they belong on the whacko wards with all the other gods, Napoleons and Jesuses. They forgot to include that if you DON'T stand in their way, they will kill you, too.


Yeah, what is the name of the "globalist elite" that, supposedly, said this?
27612   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 3:53pm  

Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess. We ain't gonna find no stinkin' remains when they are kaplooyed like that all over the fucking place. Of course, FEMA shot quite a few, there were specific people who needed to be dead, but the portable crematoriums are taking care of those remains. I'm getting booted up to 20th degree Scottish rite for this service."

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/105049
27615   richwicks   2023 Aug 23, 3:55pm  

Ceffer says

Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess.


Not that you should try it, but a hamster wouldn't explode unless you left it in for a long time. It's just meat. It would be an agonizing death. Once it died, in time the digestive system would fill with steam, then it would explode.

This myth is from Gremlins when once gremlin is killed in a microwave.
27625   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:08pm  

It was that left turn at Mumbai that did it.

27629   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:17pm  

Thought I would beat Booger to it.

27630   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:19pm  

Can also see the color of the ash turning from gray to white, because the DEW process doesn't quench right away?

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