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Ceffer
2023 Aug 23, 3:53pm
Ceffer
2023 Aug 23, 3:53pm
Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess. We ain't gonna find no stinkin' remains when they are kaplooyed like that all over the fucking place. Of course, FEMA shot quite a few, there were specific people who needed to be dead, but the portable crematoriums are taking care of those remains. I'm getting booted up to 20th degree Scottish rite for this service."
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https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/105049
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richwicks
2023 Aug 23, 3:55pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 23, 3:55pm
Ceffer says
Not that you should try it, but a hamster wouldn't explode unless you left it in for a long time. It's just meat. It would be an agonizing death. Once it died, in time the digestive system would fill with steam, then it would explode.
This myth is from Gremlins when once gremlin is killed in a microwave.
Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess.
Not that you should try it, but a hamster wouldn't explode unless you left it in for a long time. It's just meat. It would be an agonizing death. Once it died, in time the digestive system would fill with steam, then it would explode.
This myth is from Gremlins when once gremlin is killed in a microwave.
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Ceffer
2023 Aug 23, 11:19pm
Ceffer
2023 Aug 23, 11:19pm
Can also see the color of the ash turning from gray to white, because the DEW process doesn't quench right away?
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https://t.me/volmemes/29383
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Patrick
2023 Aug 24, 9:01am
I think this is the Republican primary debate, and most of the candidates not being real people.
Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?
Patrick
2023 Aug 24, 9:01am
I think this is the Republican primary debate, and most of the candidates not being real people.
Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2023 Aug 24, 7:09pm
richwicks says
the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.
Patrick says
Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?
No, Vivek Ramaswamy.
the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.
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RWSGFY
2023 Aug 24, 7:33pm
RWSGFY
2023 Aug 24, 7:33pm
Ceffer says
Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.
Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.
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richwicks
2023 Aug 24, 7:43pm
richwicks
2023 Aug 24, 7:43pm
FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says
Something to think about. It might be based on supposed polls. I believe that DeSantis was to the Ramaswamy's right.
the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.
Something to think about. It might be based on supposed polls. I believe that DeSantis was to the Ramaswamy's right.
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