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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,038,402 views  40,415 comments

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27615   richwicks   2023 Aug 23, 3:55pm  

Ceffer says

Freudian slip about 9/11. "Man, those DEWs just explode the fuckers like hamsters in the microwave. Have you ever tried that? I have, what a fucking mess.


Not that you should try it, but a hamster wouldn't explode unless you left it in for a long time. It's just meat. It would be an agonizing death. Once it died, in time the digestive system would fill with steam, then it would explode.

This myth is from Gremlins when once gremlin is killed in a microwave.
27625   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:08pm  

It was that left turn at Mumbai that did it.

27629   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:17pm  

Thought I would beat Booger to it.

27630   Ceffer   2023 Aug 23, 11:19pm  

Can also see the color of the ash turning from gray to white, because the DEW process doesn't quench right away?

https://t.me/volmemes/29383
27634   Patrick   2023 Aug 24, 9:01am  





I think this is the Republican primary debate, and most of the candidates not being real people.

Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?
27635   Bd6r   2023 Aug 24, 9:39am  



27637   richwicks   2023 Aug 24, 4:47pm  

Patrick says

Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?


No, Vivek Ramaswamy.
27641   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2023 Aug 24, 7:09pm  

richwicks says

Patrick says


Is the guy in the middle supposed to be DeSantis?


No, Vivek Ramaswamy.


the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.
27642   RWSGFY   2023 Aug 24, 7:33pm  

Ceffer says






Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.
27643   richwicks   2023 Aug 24, 7:43pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

the product they want to sell, they always put in a shiny spot in the middle. same in politics. so sick of bullshit and lies.


Something to think about. It might be based on supposed polls. I believe that DeSantis was to the Ramaswamy's right.
27644   Ceffer   2023 Aug 24, 7:51pm  

RWSGFY says


Oh, Chinese military - the fucking owner of the fucking Vuhan lab - is now states that it's the US' fault? That's rich even by Ceffer standards, LOL.

I'll certainly grant you that one, since the Chinese not only had the infamous Wuhan in full flower, they broke the champagne bottle on the hull of the launching Covid fraud by using closely spaced high energy 5G to kill large numbers of their own citizens and claimed it was the feared Covid scourge responsible.

How's that for Ceffer paranoia?
27645   richwicks   2023 Aug 24, 8:13pm  

richwicks says


Something to think about. It might be based on supposed polls. I believe that DeSantis was to the Ramaswamy's right.


How so? He wants MOAR WAR and WE MUST SUPPORT UKRAINE!! Because he was a JAG lawyer overseeing torture? That he literally signed a law that says if you want government contract work, you have to sign an oath of allegiance to Israel?

I don't trust DeSantis. I think he's a Neocon that decided to thwart all the covid stupidity, believing that would put him in a good light, which it did - but I don't trust him.

Vivek Ramaswamy might be BS too. He had an interview with Glenn Greenwald today:


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27647   Ceffer   2023 Aug 24, 9:45pm  

Why doesn't he just collapse the lawsuit back to MI6 and Switzerland and skip the middle man?

27648   Ceffer   2023 Aug 24, 9:48pm  

Never take KommieKunt fabulating wishful thinking propaganda at face value.
27650   Ceffer   2023 Aug 24, 11:50pm  

And guess which countries are encountering weather weapons and geoterrorism?

27651   richwicks   2023 Aug 25, 1:05am  

Ceffer says

And guess which countries are encountering weather weapons and geoterrorism?


Hawaii is. Hawaii is actually a country that was illegally annexed into the US empire.
27652   Ceffer   2023 Aug 25, 4:21pm  

Fetterman gargoyle finally defeated the CIA masking department. One would have thought he was easier.

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