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Apologies if this has already been posted. But I like this version the best because of the screams!

HeadSet says

Patrick says

Logical periods is my one demand for improving English orthography.

How about with "commas," where the quotation mark always follows the comma just like it would for a period or question mark?

Commas are always supposed to be before the close of a quotation mark?

Holy shit, you are correct. I've never noticed this before. Anything in quotations must end with punctuation. I have never noticed this in all my life.

HAHAHA. How hilarious it's taken me 50 YEARS to recognize this and I did plenty of reading as a kid.

My high school and elementary school English teachers apparently sucked. How is it POSSIBLE I've never been corrected on that with all the papers I wrote and turned in??

Now, that's what I call a struggle session.

This video is extremely satisfying.

richwicks says

How is it POSSIBLE I've never been corrected on that with all the papers I wrote and turned in??

Maybe you never included periods. After all, on this blog, we agree that males do not have periods.

HeadSet says

richwicks says

How is it POSSIBLE I've never been corrected on that with all the papers I wrote and turned in??

Maybe you never included periods. After all, on this blog, we agree that males do not have periods.

I'm being serious. It's extremely odd I didn't know this notation before. This really is quite surprising to me.

You are correct, every quotation must end with punctuation. I seriously never knew that, and I've read 100's of books. It's interesting I never picked up on this and I was never corrected on my hundreds of mistakes.

I knew that exclamations and periods should end within the quotes (I knowingly break this rule), but I never knew all quotations always ended in a punctuation of some sort - given nothing else, a comma. I had to pick up a book to find out you were right and sure enough it's ,"

This is very surprising to me.

Damn! When I was a kid, I had my birthdays at Ferrell's then Benihana and Chuckey Cheese.

Nowadays in the Red States:



Gotta admit, Ferrell's was a lot better tho when I was too young to enjoy Hooters.

Patrick says

This is trivial, but it's been driving me nuts.

That's a scene from The Menagerie where they put in the original pilot to the television show into a 2 part series.

I always liked pictures of six pairs of twins.

Patrick says

i don’t get it

@FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden The high priest is being told she's not a virgin.

Patrick says

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden The high priest is being told she's not a virgin.

ah lol

Ceffer says

Or it's just color filters she imposed on the same object.

Don't trust. That's precisely how I'd do it, if I was a shit person that lied to the public.

Ceffer says

Another hole in the AI woke matrix? Or just a spoof vocoder?

I'm doubtful about these. You can program it to say whatever.

War with China and Russia - if our government does that, time to overthrow it. Russia and the US can mutually destroy each other, we're economically dependent on China. If our government does this, time to just kill them all.

INDIA LANDS ON MOON!

Onvacation says

INDIA LANDS ON MOON!

I think it's quite possible that the "picture" of the landing was just CGI because there's really no need for video, you just need telemetry data, but I'm doubtful the whole thing is a hoax.

"I forgot your shoulder straps!"

Funny? or Sexy? Couldn't see her boobs so I put it here.

I would ask for a refund.