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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,030,526 views  40,254 comments

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29698   Ceffer   2023 Oct 19, 7:14pm  

Since his mission statement is to destroy the Republic and the Constitution, he may be right in a wrong way. Keep funding those entities who are destructive of our national security.

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/5195
29704   richwicks   2023 Oct 20, 1:42am  

Ceffer says






They won't.

I will, but they won't. You're not talking to 1 person, you're talking to 40 or 100, or 1000 or more.

If you want to convince people, do it upfront. Just explain how YOU were convinced. This isn't much to ask. Don't make people spend any more time than necessary.
29708   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 10:44am  

Hamas Bird strikes again.
29709   HeadSet   2023 Oct 20, 10:49am  

Patrick says


Ceffer says








Wars do not just cost money, they cost lives.
29710   zzyzzx   2023 Oct 20, 10:53am  

None of the refugees I've taken in will wear a mask or get vaccinated for COVID!!

My household is so diverse and vibrant right now. THE CULTURE on display is intoxicating. I'm the envy of white liberals everywhere. I'm walking around 24/7 with a massive bonk on underneath my Minion onesie. I feel so enriched. With all that said, things aren't exactly harmonious here. Perhaps it was a mistake to take in refugees from Israel and Palestine. They're not exactly getting along. Samer has accused Noah of encroaching upon his part of the house, which has been clearly sectioned off with a long piece of tape, and for what it's worth, Noah came running to me with a bloody nose shortly after and told me Samer had punched him. I don't know who to believe or who's side to take, all I know is I'm going broke with all these mouths to feed!

My long-time Ukrainian refugee house-pet Nykolai has also become shockingly racist towards our new house guests too. I never knew he harboured such awful, backwards beliefs!! "Get rid of zem or I vill." Nykolai grumbled menacingly at me over our evening bowls of borscht. My jaw dropped. I lunged for the spray bottle, but it was just out of reach. If this kind of behavior carries on, I'll have to think about rehoming him or getting him put down. I've put an ad up on Gumtree anyway, but so far no one's shown any interest. Ukrainians have just gone out of fashion, it seems.

The worst part of all of this though is that none of my new friends will get jabbed or wear mask around the house. I've TOLD them that I'm severely immunocompromised, and they either laughed in my face or straight up ignored me. It's like they don't even care about COVID or something!! I'm sure one of them has given me Long COVID. My stomach has been terrible for the past few days. Every few hours I shit my guts out. Thankfully all of this delicious, exotic, multicultural food I'm being introduced to every night is keeping my spirits up!
29711   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 11:56am  

Familial Crime Boss Romney spits out more AI generated non sequitur nonsense speak. They really don't care any more, they are teleprompter bots.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/47229
29713   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 12:06pm  

Biden Actor over and out pretty soon? What new beast slouches towards Bethlehem?

29715   Patrick   2023 Oct 20, 1:07pm  

HeadSet says

Wars do not just cost money, they cost lives.


Only plebeian lives. That's a cost the elite is willing to bear!
29716   The_Deplorable   2023 Oct 20, 1:32pm  

How can we "afford two wars" Yellen if we already lost the war in Ukraine? <==== Read this again.
Military defeats have consequences and Yellen seems to be oblivious to the fact.

Ceffer says



https://twitter.com/joeymannarinous
29719   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 1:53pm  

Moloch recruiting poster.

29723   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 2:04pm  

Let me Guess with my Netflix Decoder ring. Immense Hirsute Black Lesbian Big Sister instead of Big Brother. Didn't I see that in a women's prison B movie somewhere?

29725   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 2:23pm  

Nazis doing a solid for Nazis? Nazi professional courtesy?


https://t.me/how_itis_made/5279
29731   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 2:31pm  

It'll kill or maim you, of course, but Moloch is jonesing and we need the money laundered through Big Pharma. But if we do it with a big, reassuring happy face, you're sure to go along. We love nothing better than a beautiful Satanic Inversion publicity shot. Can you see our demons? They shine and gloat in the power of their deceptions in our eyes.
29732   Ceffer   2023 Oct 20, 2:35pm  

Needles double as quick lobotomy needles, too! Have your lobotomy and you vaccination in one quick appointment.
Too much mRNA is getting lost in the fatfucks' fat folds.

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