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stereotomy
2023 Nov 26, 1:49pm
stereotomy
2023 Nov 26, 1:49pm
HeadSet says
The whole Trojan War was started when the 3 goddesses (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) fought to possess an apple which was a gift "for the fairest (most beautiful)."
PeopleUnited says
Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?
What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.
The whole Trojan War was started when the 3 goddesses (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) fought to possess an apple which was a gift "for the fairest (most beautiful)."
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1337irr
2023 Nov 26, 4:18pm
1337irr
2023 Nov 26, 4:18pm
Patrick says
Patrick, Diehard is a Christmas movie. There was some debate if it was or wasn't but the Supreme Court settled it because it took place during Christmas.
PumpingRedheads says
PumpingRedheads I don't get this one.
Patrick, Diehard is a Christmas movie. There was some debate if it was or wasn't but the Supreme Court settled it because it took place during Christmas.
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Patrick
2023 Nov 26, 4:57pm
Patrick
2023 Nov 26, 4:57pm
But the Supreme Court actually didn't.
OK, I guess I get it. I was unaware that there is a debate about whether Diehard is a Christmas movie, but that seems to be a thing.
OK, I guess I get it. I was unaware that there is a debate about whether Diehard is a Christmas movie, but that seems to be a thing.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 26, 5:22pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 26, 5:22pm
@Patrick here. Buy something for yourself for Xmas.
A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic https://a.co/d/gUuZ5Qw
A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic https://a.co/d/gUuZ5Qw
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ForcedTQ
2023 Nov 26, 7:48pm
That’ll tech those horrible store owners for having glass frontages!!!
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Karloff
2023 Nov 26, 9:34pm
Karloff
2023 Nov 26, 9:34pm
Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 27, 7:25am
HeadSet
2023 Nov 27, 7:25am
Karloff says
Until the store can no longer get insurance.
Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".
Until the store can no longer get insurance.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:20pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:20pm
Patrick says
They grow on briar bush, like the leaf in the Bryers Ice creme logo, but the vine is thorny like rose bush.
I got many battle scars foraging for them when I was a kid. Blueberries were much easier.
They grow on briar bush, like the leaf in the Bryers Ice creme logo, but the vine is thorny like rose bush.
I got many battle scars foraging for them when I was a kid. Blueberries were much easier.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:23pm
zzyzzx says
If I were local I would think that's a finger picking folk or bluegrass festival.
But if I were from out of town, I would definitely have a chuckle.
If I were local I would think that's a finger picking folk or bluegrass festival.
But if I were from out of town, I would definitely have a chuckle.
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 29, 6:56am
HeadSet
2023 Nov 29, 6:56am
Tenpoundbass says
Sounds like a challenge!
At that point the stalls are nothing more than a splatter guard.
Sounds like a challenge!
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 30, 8:51pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 30, 8:51pm
Cultural Marxism. That foolishness is the norm, and normal dancing is old fashioned. I remember when dancing like that, everyone would stare at you like you were an idiot and never thought the same about you ever again.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 30, 10:13pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 30, 10:13pm
Tenpoundbass says
Crazy hippie dancing. Looks like a good workout. They had dancers that the rock groups hired to do this at their concerts, in night clubs, etc. in the day. It's nostalgia.
I remember when dancing like that, everyone would stare at you like you were an idiot and never thought the same about you ever again.
Crazy hippie dancing. Looks like a good workout. They had dancers that the rock groups hired to do this at their concerts, in night clubs, etc. in the day. It's nostalgia.
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