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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 10:23pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 10:23pm
Haha. Looks like Legal had them program some breaks in there after all.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 25, 6:00pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 25, 6:00pm
The frivolous use of the word "Data" these days annoys me.
I get the spirit of the shirt, but the statement is flawed. Extrapolation wouldn't be possible without complete data to extrapolate from.
You extrapolate incomplete input based on the Data/knowledge you have. If you extrapolate from incomplete knowledge, that's just bullshitting. So the shirt should read.
There are two kinds of people. 1) Bull Shitters
I get the spirit of the shirt, but the statement is flawed. Extrapolation wouldn't be possible without complete data to extrapolate from.
You extrapolate incomplete input based on the Data/knowledge you have. If you extrapolate from incomplete knowledge, that's just bullshitting. So the shirt should read.
There are two kinds of people. 1) Bull Shitters
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 7:42am
HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 7:42am
In the "apple" pic, I see:
William Tell
The Eden snake, Adam and Eve
Issac Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
The evil poison apple witch
But who are the other 2? (I presume the kid with the green cape is the kid William Tell shot the apple on his head).
William Tell
The Eden snake, Adam and Eve
Issac Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
The evil poison apple witch
But who are the other 2? (I presume the kid with the green cape is the kid William Tell shot the apple on his head).
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GreaterNYCDude
2023 Nov 26, 11:41am
Starting in the top right
Snake
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
Witch (from Snow White)
Not sure about the rest.
Guy with the arrows may be William Tell.. but then who is the guy with the crossbow?
Not sure about the blonde girl (Did Heidi have any apples?)
Snake
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
Witch (from Snow White)
Not sure about the rest.
Guy with the arrows may be William Tell.. but then who is the guy with the crossbow?
Not sure about the blonde girl (Did Heidi have any apples?)
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PeopleUnited
2023 Nov 26, 12:40pm
PeopleUnited
2023 Nov 26, 12:40pm
Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?
7050
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 26, 12:44pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 26, 12:44pm
Paris? He isn't wearing a toga or being illustrated as a coward.
Well I guess that could be considered a toga, and his hair is blonde.
Good job I would have never guessed it.
Well I guess that could be considered a toga, and his hair is blonde.
Good job I would have never guessed it.
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 1:42pm
HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 1:42pm
PeopleUnited says
What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.
Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?
What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 26, 1:49pm
stereotomy
2023 Nov 26, 1:49pm
HeadSet says
The whole Trojan War was started when the 3 goddesses (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) fought to possess an apple which was a gift "for the fairest (most beautiful)."
PeopleUnited says
Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?
What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.
The whole Trojan War was started when the 3 goddesses (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) fought to possess an apple which was a gift "for the fairest (most beautiful)."
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1337irr
2023 Nov 26, 4:18pm
1337irr
2023 Nov 26, 4:18pm
Patrick says
Patrick, Diehard is a Christmas movie. There was some debate if it was or wasn't but the Supreme Court settled it because it took place during Christmas.
PumpingRedheads says
PumpingRedheads I don't get this one.
Patrick, Diehard is a Christmas movie. There was some debate if it was or wasn't but the Supreme Court settled it because it took place during Christmas.
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Patrick
2023 Nov 26, 4:57pm
Patrick
2023 Nov 26, 4:57pm
But the Supreme Court actually didn't.
OK, I guess I get it. I was unaware that there is a debate about whether Diehard is a Christmas movie, but that seems to be a thing.
OK, I guess I get it. I was unaware that there is a debate about whether Diehard is a Christmas movie, but that seems to be a thing.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 26, 5:22pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 26, 5:22pm
@Patrick here. Buy something for yourself for Xmas.
A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic https://a.co/d/gUuZ5Qw
A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic https://a.co/d/gUuZ5Qw
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ForcedTQ
2023 Nov 26, 7:48pm
That’ll tech those horrible store owners for having glass frontages!!!
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Karloff
2023 Nov 26, 9:34pm
Karloff
2023 Nov 26, 9:34pm
Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 27, 7:25am
HeadSet
2023 Nov 27, 7:25am
Karloff says
Until the store can no longer get insurance.
Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".
Until the store can no longer get insurance.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:20pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:20pm
Patrick says
They grow on briar bush, like the leaf in the Bryers Ice creme logo, but the vine is thorny like rose bush.
I got many battle scars foraging for them when I was a kid. Blueberries were much easier.
They grow on briar bush, like the leaf in the Bryers Ice creme logo, but the vine is thorny like rose bush.
I got many battle scars foraging for them when I was a kid. Blueberries were much easier.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 27, 7:23pm
zzyzzx says
If I were local I would think that's a finger picking folk or bluegrass festival.
But if I were from out of town, I would definitely have a chuckle.
If I were local I would think that's a finger picking folk or bluegrass festival.
But if I were from out of town, I would definitely have a chuckle.
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