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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,308,501 views  9,647 comments

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7026   Patrick   2023 Nov 24, 11:49am  

Ceffer says





Oh!

That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.

In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
7027   Patrick   2023 Nov 24, 5:42pm  




More and more people keep jumping out at you.
7034   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 24, 7:37pm  

Yes, this a real bot.

And yes I actually trolled this shit to it.

(What? You all thought I am only an asshole to you guys? Pffft! Sorry. You all aren't THAT special.)




7035   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 24, 8:11pm  

I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.
7036   Onvacation   2023 Nov 24, 8:39pm  

He had to tase her.
7037   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 24, 9:16pm  

Tenpoundbass says

I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.


It took almost 10 minutes to reply to my snark, btw.
7038   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 24, 9:38pm  

Annnd now it's getting to where I could probably sue them.


7039   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 24, 10:23pm  

Haha. Looks like Legal had them program some breaks in there after all.


7040   Ceffer   2023 Nov 24, 10:52pm  

Onvacation says

He had to tase her.

But not until after watching her for a long time.
7041   stereotomy   2023 Nov 24, 11:12pm  

Patrick says




More and more people keep jumping out at you.

That's all shades of fucked up, but cool.
7044   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 25, 6:00pm  

The frivolous use of the word "Data" these days annoys me.
I get the spirit of the shirt, but the statement is flawed. Extrapolation wouldn't be possible without complete data to extrapolate from.
You extrapolate incomplete input based on the Data/knowledge you have. If you extrapolate from incomplete knowledge, that's just bullshitting. So the shirt should read.

There are two kinds of people. 1) Bull Shitters
7047   HeadSet   2023 Nov 26, 7:42am  

In the "apple" pic, I see:
William Tell
The Eden snake, Adam and Eve
Issac Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
The evil poison apple witch

But who are the other 2? (I presume the kid with the green cape is the kid William Tell shot the apple on his head).
7048   GreaterNYCDude   2023 Nov 26, 11:41am  

Starting in the top right

Snake
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
Witch (from Snow White)

Not sure about the rest.
Guy with the arrows may be William Tell.. but then who is the guy with the crossbow?

Not sure about the blonde girl (Did Heidi have any apples?)
7049   PeopleUnited   2023 Nov 26, 12:40pm  

Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?


7050   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 26, 12:44pm  

Paris? He isn't wearing a toga or being illustrated as a coward.
Well I guess that could be considered a toga, and his hair is blonde.
Good job I would have never guessed it.
7051   HeadSet   2023 Nov 26, 1:42pm  

PeopleUnited says

Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?

What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.
7052   stereotomy   2023 Nov 26, 1:49pm  

HeadSet says


PeopleUnited says


Robin Hood
Satan
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Gates
Evil Queen
Helen of Troy
Paris
William Tell’s son?

What did Robin Hood, Helen of Troy, or Paris have to do with an apple? That is why I think that top guy is William Tell and not Robin Hood.


The whole Trojan War was started when the 3 goddesses (Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite) fought to possess an apple which was a gift "for the fairest (most beautiful)."
7053   Patrick   2023 Nov 26, 3:52pm  

PumpingRedheads says






@PumpingRedheads I don't get this one.
7054   1337irr   2023 Nov 26, 4:18pm  

Patrick says

PumpingRedheads says







PumpingRedheads I don't get this one.

Patrick, Diehard is a Christmas movie. There was some debate if it was or wasn't but the Supreme Court settled it because it took place during Christmas.
7055   Patrick   2023 Nov 26, 4:57pm  

But the Supreme Court actually didn't.

OK, I guess I get it. I was unaware that there is a debate about whether Diehard is a Christmas movie, but that seems to be a thing.
7056   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 26, 5:22pm  

@Patrick here. Buy something for yourself for Xmas.

A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic https://a.co/d/gUuZ5Qw
7057   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Nov 26, 7:05pm  

#BlackFriday

7058   ForcedTQ   2023 Nov 26, 7:48pm  

That’ll tech those horrible store owners for having glass frontages!!!
7059   Karloff   2023 Nov 26, 9:34pm  

Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".
7060   HeadSet   2023 Nov 27, 7:25am  

Karloff says

Nike... I'd say those woke idiots deserve it, but the store will probably just file an insurance claim and the stolen merch will count as "sales".

Until the store can no longer get insurance.

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