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Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 20, 4:11pm
Tenpoundbass says
Does that take into account the spread?
Ceffer says
"Uh, maybe six or seven inches to the right, please."
dc.LineTo(4 inches, 3 inches);
Does that take into account the spread?
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 22, 6:40am
Obviously giving a nod to Gary Larson, with the old school cat eye glasses.
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Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
Patrick
2023 Nov 22, 5:43pm
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
stereotomy
2023 Nov 23, 3:21am
Patrick says
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
https://twitter.com/Rossmac212/status/1724895871102582829
This woman always feeds this squirrel and the squirrel returned the favour by leaving a cookie out for her
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
I had this tree rat constantly poaching my cherry tomatoes. One day I caught it in the act and beaned it with a BB gun. That squirrel was PISSED. Later, it left a food offering at the back door porch. Yes, appease your God, you damned tree rat.
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 23, 6:01pm
stereotomy says
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
I suppose it could be fake, but maybe it isn't. Crows do such things.
It looks more like plastic than a cookie. "When the red light flashes, it's time to feed the squirrel."
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Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Patrick
2023 Nov 24, 11:49am
Ceffer says
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
Oh!
That is paid product placement by McDonalds, which she mentions twice.
In reality, no woman that hot would ever eat at McDonalds, because those that do never look that hot.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 7:37pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 7:37pm
Yes, this a real bot.
And yes I actually trolled this shit to it.
(What? You all thought I am only an asshole to you guys? Pffft! Sorry. You all aren't THAT special.)
And yes I actually trolled this shit to it.
(What? You all thought I am only an asshole to you guys? Pffft! Sorry. You all aren't THAT special.)
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 24, 8:11pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 24, 8:11pm
I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:16pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:16pm
Tenpoundbass says
It took almost 10 minutes to reply to my snark, btw.
I like how the second time it was trained by the troll army to feign empathy.
It took almost 10 minutes to reply to my snark, btw.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:38pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 9:38pm
Annnd now it's getting to where I could probably sue them.
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DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 10:23pm
DOGEWontAmountToShit
2023 Nov 24, 10:23pm
Haha. Looks like Legal had them program some breaks in there after all.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 25, 6:00pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 25, 6:00pm
The frivolous use of the word "Data" these days annoys me.
I get the spirit of the shirt, but the statement is flawed. Extrapolation wouldn't be possible without complete data to extrapolate from.
You extrapolate incomplete input based on the Data/knowledge you have. If you extrapolate from incomplete knowledge, that's just bullshitting. So the shirt should read.
There are two kinds of people. 1) Bull Shitters
I get the spirit of the shirt, but the statement is flawed. Extrapolation wouldn't be possible without complete data to extrapolate from.
You extrapolate incomplete input based on the Data/knowledge you have. If you extrapolate from incomplete knowledge, that's just bullshitting. So the shirt should read.
There are two kinds of people. 1) Bull Shitters
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HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 7:42am
HeadSet
2023 Nov 26, 7:42am
In the "apple" pic, I see:
William Tell
The Eden snake, Adam and Eve
Issac Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
The evil poison apple witch
But who are the other 2? (I presume the kid with the green cape is the kid William Tell shot the apple on his head).
William Tell
The Eden snake, Adam and Eve
Issac Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
The evil poison apple witch
But who are the other 2? (I presume the kid with the green cape is the kid William Tell shot the apple on his head).
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GreaterNYCDude
2023 Nov 26, 11:41am
Starting in the top right
Snake
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
Witch (from Snow White)
Not sure about the rest.
Guy with the arrows may be William Tell.. but then who is the guy with the crossbow?
Not sure about the blonde girl (Did Heidi have any apples?)
Snake
Adam
Eve
Newton
Snow White
Bill Gates
Witch (from Snow White)
Not sure about the rest.
Guy with the arrows may be William Tell.. but then who is the guy with the crossbow?
Not sure about the blonde girl (Did Heidi have any apples?)
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