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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,068,329 views  41,330 comments

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32958   Ceffer   2024 Jan 24, 4:30pm  

HBO trashes another good series with high octane Lesbo-Fu and Inclusion-Fu, spiced, one would presume, with all the predictable propaganda herbs. Vomit Comet theater AGAIN.

32960   Onvacation   2024 Jan 24, 6:13pm  

Ceffer says

So, we went over the last twenty or so years from being completely taken in by their false flags (9/11) to understanding that false flags actually exist, to realizing historically that all wars were begun with false flags and sacred Luciferian dates, planetary alignments, and symbols, to recognizing false flags as soon as they are out the gate as false flags (Gaza), to now being able to fathom the psychopaths and reliably predict their false flags.

That is one long ass sentence.

We're not all quite all the way with you yet but 911 does look fishy. All that Luciferian planetary motion stuff goes a bit too far for me.

And I don't want to see the math.
32961   Patrick   2024 Jan 24, 7:13pm  

Ceffer says



https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/118293


I recognize Freeland and Nuland on top, but who are the bottom two?
32963   AmericanKulak   2024 Jan 24, 8:43pm  

Patrick says

I recognize Freeland and Nuland on top, but who are the bottom two?

Bottom right is that crazy artist lady, left is Harry's mistake.
32973   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 12:35am  

Give me your silver, and I won't give you my bullet.

32978   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 11:21am  

AI generated Mockingbird headlines for their toilet papers are becoming absurdist. Comic relief gaslighting.



32980   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 11:26am  

Yeah, IHLlary, but what do all your other Monarch Multiple Personalities think? Do they have a quorum?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/42503
32986   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 11:46am  

When all the bad pervert pedo pennies of the Government that were ejected are back home to roost? How the living fuck did that happen? Shouldn't Tony Blair be sipping adrenochrome in a retirement bathroom stall at a children's school somewhere?

https://t.me/greatreject/58389
32988   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 11:49am  

Or, with the willful denialists who like the outcomes but deny and gaslight the nature of the faked events leading up to the outcomes even if they know they are lies.

32989   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 11:51am  

Doubling down again on the programmed humiliations of the populace.

https://t.me/greatreject/58395
32990   Eric Holder   2024 Jan 25, 12:48pm  

Ceffer says

Doubling down again on the programmed humiliations of the populace.

https://t.me/greatreject/58395


FAA flies planes now?
32991   Karloff   2024 Jan 25, 4:33pm  

Ceffer says





This would probably be funnier if the guy wasn't skinny enough to just walk out between the bars. Or maybe that's just another level of the humor regarding how stupid people have become.
32992   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 5:17pm  

Such baloney. Harnessed to his masked fake Biden. When you have to follow through on your frauds. Why doesn't he just rip off the silicon mask on live TV?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/42545
32993   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 5:20pm  

When is he going to publish "The Buttfucker's and Orgymaster's Guide to Congress, With Maps" Maybe a UV lamp guided tours of the rooms and tunnels, to scope out the areas of maximum bodily fluids.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/42540

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/01/audio-former-ny-congressman-george-santos-says-congressional/
32994   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 5:22pm  

Wow, that's impressive. A Yogi Lunar Lander. Those Japanese are so philosophical.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/42542
32995   Ceffer   2024 Jan 25, 5:28pm  

"DC SWAMP EXPOSED. PART 1 - D.C. Blackmail:

A Capitol Hill intern reveals how members of Congress are coerced to vote a certain way through blackmail and extortion after affairs & sex parties: “Cawthorn wasn’t lying neither”

O’Keefe Media Group founder James O’Keefe has discovered that nothing is as it seems when it comes to Congress Members’ voting patterns, the staffers they hire, or their activity outside of Congress.

Meet Titus Warren, a Democrat working for Republicans in Congress. These Republicans do not care about Warren’s political views or the potential of him tipping off the other side. In fact, Titus states that he “loves” Nancy Pelosi and believes that Donald Trump “needs to die.”

Still, his employers don’t seem to care how he thinks. While Titus says he keeps these details to himself, he is “sure” that his boss knows his political views, considering the fact that a photo of Nancy Pelosi sits proudly on Titus’ desk.

“Every time I see her, or we run into each other, you know, sometimes I’ll even go into her office, then I’ll just go in her candy bowl,” said Titus before confirming that Pelosi knows him and “loves” him as he “loves” her.
Titus also boasted that he gets to attend “a lot of embassies and a lot of events at the White House” and that he loves Joe Biden.

When asked how Republican constituents might respond to his viewpoints, Titus said, “If they do [care], they can kiss the crack of my ass because I don’t care.”

What’s worse is that most Congressmen in D.C. don’t actually think for themselves but rely on staffers like Titus and their advisors to guide them in decision-making. Or they rely on outside influences, such as blackmail, which uses their sexual wrongdoings while “serving” the American people.

Titus was able to provide us with good intel on the inner workings of Congress and how members of both parties are coerced to vote a certain way through what he called a vote “suggestion.” But these so-called suggestions aren’t suggestions at all; they are much more nefarious ways of blackmailing members of Congress who have engaged in affairs on their spouses or downright sex parties with other members, according to Titus. “There’s a lot of things that I see with my own eyes,” he told James O’Keefe.

“Madison Cawthorn wasn’t lying neither,” said Titus as he explained that most Congress Members are married, but “they have affairs with other congresspeople… And they have like parties and stuff.” Titus then confirmed that these alleged parties get “hot and heavy.”

Though he said he’s never gone to one of these parties or been invited, Titus contends “that is a fact” and an open secret. “It happens a lot more than people think,” he noted before telling us that he thought it was a fiction or a “joke” before he began working in Congress.

“A majority of members that come late are 9/10 times hungover from the [sex parties] the night before,” Titus added.

These parties are then used to gain leverage over the officials to pressure them to vote for the Swamp’s preferred policy and against unfavorable policy.

But this leverage is not only used to change votes in Congress. It seemingly applies to election season, too, as Titus explains, “If you ever run for office, and you’ve been where I am, you would use that as leverage to win your campaign.”

As reported by The Gateway Pundit, Madison Cawthorn revealed in March 2022 that he was invited to a “sexual get-together” or an “orgy” at a D.C. elite’s home. He also alleged that “some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country” were often doing cocaine right in front of him. This caused a stir within the House of Representatives. Cawthorn was then smeared as a liar, threatened with consequences by then-Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, and removed from Congress in the next election.

We reached out to Madison Cawthorn for his reaction to Titus’ bombshell assertions:"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/96743

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