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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,145,335 views  42,234 comments

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35271   Tenpoundbass   2024 Mar 30, 4:15pm  

Ceffer says

They'll get that demon portal open by hook or crook, or change the timelines so the WEF/NWO prevails!




This is about the same logic as thinking you can sacrifice a virgin on night the moon is full during the Winter Solstice to summons a demon.
In all of the fear mongering reporting, not one of those stories has explained the science on what supposed calamity will incur by firing up CERN during the solar eclipse. They are also worried that somehow the eclipse will compound the solar flares. I mean my sound money would be on betting that the Moon is one hell of an electromagnetic shield.
Even if the Particle accelerator's true intention was created to summons demons. As we all know the Fucking left is not only out of their ever living minds. They are incompetent as fuck and not a damn fucking thing they make or touch goes as according to plan. They are the manifestation of a Demonic force, no Steven Spielberg blue lights, fog, and analog synth music required.
35272   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 4:25pm  

Onvacation says

Do you have a source to prove this satire is not true?


There is literally no way to tell if something is satire or not at this point. That's what it means to be in clown world.



Is that real or not?

People who are like "this is OBVIOUSLY SATIRE" don't do much research to see the crazy that is posted by "reliable sources".
35273   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 4:33pm  

Ceffer says




Utter bullshit. The way an RFID chip works is you send a signal to it which just powers it, and it responds by emitting a signal. You've have to know which chip to activate for one, if it was addressable, you'd still have to power on all the chips in a region to just have data discarded, and the emission from it would have a hard time making it through 100 miles of atmosphere.

If you could do this, you wouldn't need GPS at all. Packages could never be lost. I knew a guy that worked on RFID chips running a company, and if this existed, his company wouldn't exist.
35274   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 4:35pm  

Imperial casualty of the Fourth Reich 9/11 false flag fraud. The Bush Nazis have to keep him in prison as a set piece for their Skull & Bones fictions.
Why would they want a trial where there might be discovery and real evidence presented in a court record with defense and opposition when a bill of attainder will do?

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/6463
35276   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 6:04pm  

The high of the blood drug is what drives them.
35282   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:03pm  

Like the extended head dresses of the Pharaohs and ilk. Nazi Germany admitted that they had liaison with aliens which jump started their leaps ahead in tech and anti gravity experiments. Was it the Jesuits who made the introduction in exchange for favors? SS is reputedly based on Jesuits. Homo Capensis is a genetically manipulated and modified intermediate ruling class human with enhanced intellect and abilities? I'm beginning to think science fiction is more remote viewing than imaginative fiction.

35283   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:06pm  

Guess they aren't interested in the Bibi Moloch account holder re-harvest and loosh human sacrifices.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/37195
35285   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 7:16pm  

Ceffer says

Like the extended head dresses of the Pharaohs and ilk. Nazi Germany admitted that they had liaison with aliens which jump started their leaps ahead in tech and anti gravity experiments


Dude, if the Nazis made a deal with extraterrestrials, the 3rd Reich would be ruling the world. With our current technology it would have been TRIVIAL to take over the planet in 1940. Imagine how easy it would be to sink a battleship with a modern day cruise missile, or to drop a nuclear bomb on a city with an ICBM. WWII would be fought within a week and won.

Now extraterrestrials, what deal could you POSSIBLY make with them? And you'd have to win as well to pay out on the deal. What could we possibly provide them in exchange?

I always thought a fun science fiction premise would be that say, 150,000 years ago mankind established a few bases on the moon, and a cataclysm struck Earth destroying what was then a modern civilization on par or perhaps more advanced than our own, but the base survived and managed to become self sufficient over time, and developed. These descendants would be radically different from humans of today being raised in 1/6th gravity and going through evolution all that time, but they returned every now and then, but remained in the shadows.

That would be the most plausible explanation for extra-terrestrials. They might be able to get OFF the moon, but not return. Perhaps the diseases of Earth kept killing them, perhaps the Earth was too inhospitable to them after the cataclysm and people who attempted to returned quickly died in the chaos. You could have fun with it and drive the UFO nuts crazy with it because it's plausible.
35286   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:18pm  

"We are sad that we have not been able to demoralize the Republic on the way to destroying them with these histrionic, mentally ill persons, some put in charge in high places, but we thought it was worth another shot. It's in the Illuminati Card game, after all!"

https://t.me/Absolute1776/30197
35287   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 7:21pm  

The Mockingbird knee jerk AI chorus speaks like the howling demon voices in the possessed.

https://t.me/Absolute1776/30206

35288   richwicks   2024 Mar 30, 7:44pm  

Ceffer says


The Mockingbird knee jerk AI chorus speaks like the howling demon voices in the possessed.




This is good news in that I never thought the right would realize the media is bullshit, but they realize it's bullshit now.

I am worried they will start to believe it again when a RINO Neocon asshole is made to play puppet for a few years. That will happen eventually.
35290   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 9:33pm  

Another honey trap. Aren't I the lucky fellow.

35291   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:26pm  

Shit. It looks like all three of them are from central casting CIA avatar school. Shouldn't 'donors' aka money launderers ask for their money back? That ain't no Billy, either.



https://t.me/drue86/53566

35292   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:29pm  



https://t.me/drue86/53573
35293   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 10:31pm  

We will know we have succeeded when everything you believe is a lie.

https://t.me/drue86/53574
35299   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 11:03pm  

The imposter triplets doing their distractions.

35300   Ceffer   2024 Mar 30, 11:10pm  

You can see the detonations occurring along the supports. The bridge probably would have collapsed without the pretext of the cargo ship hitting the pilings. The cargo ship was a prop to make it look like an accident. In like 9/11.
35303   richwicks   2024 Mar 31, 12:23am  

Ceffer says

You can see the detonations occurring along the supports. The bridge probably would have collapsed without the pretext of the cargo ship hitting the pilings. The cargo ship was a prop to make it look like an accident. In like 9/11.


Power lines are routed through bridges as well as communications. That's probably what you are seeing.
35304   stereotomy   2024 Mar 31, 4:15am  

Ceffer says





Sleestacks rule!
35305   Tenpoundbass   2024 Mar 31, 8:06am  

Ceffer says


Like the extended head dresses of the Pharaohs and ilk. Nazi Germany admitted that they had liaison with aliens which jump started their leaps ahead in tech and anti gravity experiments. Was it the Jesuits who made the introduction in exchange for favors? SS is reputedly based on Jesuits. Homo Capensis is a genetically manipulated and modified intermediate ruling class human with enhanced intellect and abilities? I'm beginning to think science fiction is more remote viewing than imaginative fiction.




What about the Chinese ladies bound feet, the Lotus foot, are those really aliens as well. If you start young enough, you can shape human bone into almost anything you want. Peru wasn't the only culture to practice cranial binding to elongate the forehead. Thailand elongates their necks by adding a ring every year or so, until their necks are stretched up to 12 inches.

There are likely trillions of civilizations in the Universe, and most likely three times as many planets with life at various stages of evolution. I also am convinced that all of that life is from the same source that created life on Earth. Meaning that life throughout the Universe is going to pretty much look like our Natural History fossil record. Sorry no Greys, Klingons, or Scott Ridley imagination Aliens.

The paradox however is, each inhabited planet in the Universe is separated by Thousands and Thousands of light years from each other. Meaning anything that tries to go on a Universal tour, would be fossilized by time they got to their destination.

No wormholes and stargate portals are fantasy and stuff for funny papers. They have no basis in reality.

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