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8037   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 4, 10:42am  

Patrick says

https://notthebee.com/article/bro-dont-give-my-wife-any-ideas





That would be a more practical way to shop for women.
Women always ask for certain variations of products and brands, that are not the most available at all stores.
Where as guys will ask for the basic original offerings.

Women's request will include everything from container size, dispensary style, more or less of certain ingredients. Guys on the other hand, if they ask for Tide, they don't care what size packaging it came it, just as long as it is Tide original scent in the classic orange packaging with the Tide logo.
You could bring a guy a 5 gallon bucket of Tide and if it's some fancy scent or contains some other additive in a purple bucket. They will ask "What were they out of plain old Tide?"
Well I've got this single use tide box from the Laundromat dispensary machine.
"Gimme that!"
8038   Patrick   2024 Apr 4, 10:59am  

We keep a list in the kitchen of what to buy, updating it as things run out.

But before I get to the store, I take a sheet of scrap paper and make a rough sketch of the store, writing down the items needed in the location they are in the store.

I can't stand to shop with merely a list, because I have to keep scanning the list. With a geographic sketch of the store, I just walk through and pick things up as I walk by. Saves a lot of mental effort imho. My wife just uses a list though.
8040   Ceffer   2024 Apr 4, 2:51pm  

Scare the courtesy from them.
8051   Ceffer   2024 Apr 5, 11:33pm  

Only the ones who don't brush their teeth.


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8054   charlie303   2024 Apr 6, 5:31am  

Ceffer says





Interesting how they use simple tugboats to steer the larger ships.
Why couldn’t they do that in Baltimore?
8055   rocketjoe79   2024 Apr 6, 10:48am  

Ceffer says







It won't be a death star. The Chinese are already on the back side of the moon creeping about. Surely they are planning a moon base, and will try capture the literal "high ground" in Earthspace. In an old Sci-Fi book, "The Mote in Gods Eye" by Jerry Pournelle, the aliens used "Rods from God" to take out most of Earth's human structures: powerplants, dams, bridges, military sites, etc. You don't need Nukes: A mass made of something that can survive reentry impacts with E = 1/2mv^2.

A 6.1 meter x 0.3 meter tungsten rod impacting the earth at Mach 10 would equal an 11.5Kt Nuke without the pesky fallout.

No tungsten on the moon you say? No problem: lunar regolith is mostly Oxygen, silica, and iron. The Chicoms would need an oxygen plant, using solar panels to extract the O2 for breathing. The leftovers would make "good enough" bombs accelerated from the moon using a magnetic rail gun. The stockpile would begin to build almost immediately.

The Moon is the next human "Cold/Hot War."
8056   stereotomy   2024 Apr 6, 12:57pm  

rocketjoe79 says

In an old Sci-Fi book, "The Mote in Gods Eye" by Jerry Pournelle, the aliens used "Rods from God" to take out most of Earth's human structures: powerplants, dams, bridges, military sites, etc.

I think you mean "Footfall."
8057   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Apr 6, 2:17pm  

stereotomy says

I think you mean "Footfall."




8062   Ceffer   2024 Apr 6, 6:48pm  

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.

8063   rocketjoe79   2024 Apr 6, 7:08pm  

stereotomy says

rocketjoe79 says


In an old Sci-Fi book, "The Mote in Gods Eye" by Jerry Pournelle, the aliens used "Rods from God" to take out most of Earth's human structures: powerplants, dams, bridges, military sites, etc.

I think you mean "Footfall."

I stand corrected.
8064   Patrick   2024 Apr 6, 7:23pm  

Ceffer says

It was the mob that showed up to audition for victimhood that caused all the trouble.


Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.
8065   richwicks   2024 Apr 6, 7:30pm  

Patrick says

Those boys were blessed by good fortune, not abused. It did not alter their orientation to have sex at the ages of 12 to 15 with a 23 year old hot woman.


What the FUCK are you talking about? You might want to see what happened with Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.

Patrick says

Nor could the boys get pregnant. A worst, they might have gotten a disease from her.


She could get pregnant.

Patrick says

I personally would have been thrilled to have such an experience at that age.


What if you married her, had two kids with her when she was 22 years older than you were? He had his first kid at 13.

Don't think like you're a teenager, and think like an adult.
8066   Patrick   2024 Apr 6, 7:52pm  

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.
8067   richwicks   2024 Apr 6, 7:54pm  

Patrick says

True, pregnancy could have been an issue, but wasn't in this case afaict.

She also wasn't 22 years older. She was only 23 herself, maybe younger at the time.


Look, she's just a gross slut and I would bet because of that, she was a disease vector. Lock the bitch up.
8068   Tenpoundbass   2024 Apr 6, 9:23pm  

I pounded more older broads over 18 before I was 18. Than I girls my own age. And in ever single instance the older broad never even had me on her radar until I made the move. Chicks my age at the time, would most always give you blue balls. Older chicks delivered. Thank God we didn't have social media back then. I would like to think that all of those chicks went on to live normal lives and I am thankful that our trysts didn't end up ruining their lives because it was exposed on social media.
8069   Ceffer   2024 Apr 6, 10:22pm  

At least Mt. Etna isn't blowing smoke up our asses.

8072   HeadSet   2024 Apr 7, 6:13am  

Ceffer says





I know this is satire, but it seems the author confused Sun Tzu with Confucius.
8075   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:43pm  

They release her every morning so she can try to break the Guinness Book of Crime Records with 12 to 15 year old boys. She's hoping to beat the Pope's record.

8076   Ceffer   2024 Apr 7, 4:46pm  

On the bright side, he was saved from an ugly vaccine death.

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