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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,123,715 views  42,089 comments

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36769   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 11:32am  

Like, DUHHHHHHHH! I guess better late than never to make out the Decepticons in the fog.

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36771   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:46pm  

Yeah, what's Jordan going to do, refer it to the DOJ, Yuck, Yuck! Maybe just use it for political contribution beauty shots.

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36772   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:50pm  

He was the one doing all the fake witch hunting while Mueller was dousing fifths and passing out in a back room. I remember AF describing some intricate series of cagey 'legal moves' that were taking place that would skewer Trump. AF was all bogus fantasy in that regard.

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36773   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:56pm  

Chees, looks like they pulled that prosecutor from a cigar chomping Dyes on Bikes parade, LOL! Onward and upward with the porno garbanzo distraction. "Trump loved it when I trapezed nude over him and urinated on him. Trump was into scat, too, a real total sleaze bag. Really, really. When do I pick up my next check?"

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36774   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 4:58pm  

"Really, judge, it was just a little 'evidence massaging', not 'evidence tampering'. We used election site printing presses for perfect ersatz authenticity."

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36775   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:42pm  

I hate these when they don't even tell you who in the courtroom she blew.

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36776   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:46pm  

Well, the Bible does seem to be an endless series of unhappy endings and smiteings. And then, there are those aliens and dracos breeding humans for whatever.

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36777   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:49pm  

I don't know. Mention "Zaps Internet Catalogue" and they come to attention like a herd of tipping goats.

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36778   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:51pm  

Stormy nails Trump's defense attorney in the forehead with an oversize black vibrator she keeps in her purse.

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36779   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:53pm  

"Mistrial? Are you kidding? I keep an internet applause meter under the bench, and every time it goes up, my mysterious crowd funding sources ramp up to tilt. Besides, Stormy has promised to autograph my collection of butt plugs."

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36780   Onvacation   2024 May 9, 8:59pm  

Young black kid from the Bronx seeing computer for first time!
36782   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:31pm  

Next time they are in urgent need of a human sacrifice like 9/11 on one of their critical astrologic dates, all they have to do is drop it. No more cumbersome explosives or tedious pre-planning.

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36783   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:33pm  

Guess you just elected yourself for the next account harvesting and blood sacrifice.

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36784   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:36pm  

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.

36787   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:39pm  

That crack cocaine goes really well with the pizza.

36788   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:40pm  

Why do they have all that predictive programming for Alzheimer's? Umm, I forget.

36790   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:47pm  

Man, the memes are molten today!

36796   Blue   2024 May 10, 5:05pm  

Ceffer says

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.



Chickens supporting KFC!
36797   Onvacation   2024 May 10, 5:22pm  

Good one, for those of you ignoring Ceffer.
Ceffer says




36798   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:52pm  

No reason to designate a whole lane for them on the freeway because they have already demonstrated they don't know how to stay in their lane.

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36799   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:54pm  

Euthanasia described as virtue signaling therapy! Pfizer says "Perfect". Ramp up the drug assembly lines, and don't forget the allocations and preferred stock for Congress.

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36800   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:55pm  

I've gone from being a paranoid cynic to a conspiracy theorist to a mild mannered reporter. Memes are transformative.
36801   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:59pm  

Obviously, they kept too much of the money and forgot the 95 percent political kickback requirement. That's what's nice about the homeless, they're gorked, don't give a shit, can be bought cheap for drugs, alcohol and cigarettes, and can't even tell if there's money out there for them or not. They are the perfect laundering foil.
Problem is, they've become a growth industry for politicians so the corrupto bucks feedback cycle means the politicians will make sure there are more and more of them all the time as their greed for laundering money ramps up. It's the perfect liberal bureaucracy.


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36805   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:08pm  

I still preferred trying to warn a few in vain, but there is fear in the air as they are waking up from their narcotic trust in gubment, corporations, institutions and titles.

36807   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:12pm  

Shows you how 'smart' they were. Of course, cooking up crypto laundering schemes for the CIA kind of filled in the gap as they realized no amount of classroom time or college grant bribes would wise up the decorticates.

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36808   stereotomy   2024 May 10, 6:13pm  

Ceffer says





^^^
Fucking commie sellout

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