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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,256,628 views  44,754 comments

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36769   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:51pm  

Stormy nails Trump's defense attorney in the forehead with an oversize black vibrator she keeps in her purse.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47820
36770   Ceffer   2024 May 9, 5:53pm  

"Mistrial? Are you kidding? I keep an internet applause meter under the bench, and every time it goes up, my mysterious crowd funding sources ramp up to tilt. Besides, Stormy has promised to autograph my collection of butt plugs."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47821
36771   Onvacation   2024 May 9, 8:59pm  

Young black kid from the Bronx seeing computer for first time!
36773   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:31pm  

Next time they are in urgent need of a human sacrifice like 9/11 on one of their critical astrologic dates, all they have to do is drop it. No more cumbersome explosives or tedious pre-planning.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/16199
36774   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:33pm  

Guess you just elected yourself for the next account harvesting and blood sacrifice.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/16200
36775   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:36pm  

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.

36778   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:39pm  

That crack cocaine goes really well with the pizza.

36779   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:40pm  

Why do they have all that predictive programming for Alzheimer's? Umm, I forget.

36781   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 4:47pm  

Man, the memes are molten today!

36787   Blue   2024 May 10, 5:05pm  

Ceffer says

The Hegelian Uniside smiles.



Chickens supporting KFC!
36788   Onvacation   2024 May 10, 5:22pm  

Good one, for those of you ignoring Ceffer.
Ceffer says




36789   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:52pm  

No reason to designate a whole lane for them on the freeway because they have already demonstrated they don't know how to stay in their lane.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47826
36790   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:54pm  

Euthanasia described as virtue signaling therapy! Pfizer says "Perfect". Ramp up the drug assembly lines, and don't forget the allocations and preferred stock for Congress.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47827
36791   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:55pm  

I've gone from being a paranoid cynic to a conspiracy theorist to a mild mannered reporter. Memes are transformative.
36792   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 5:59pm  

Obviously, they kept too much of the money and forgot the 95 percent political kickback requirement. That's what's nice about the homeless, they're gorked, don't give a shit, can be bought cheap for drugs, alcohol and cigarettes, and can't even tell if there's money out there for them or not. They are the perfect laundering foil.
Problem is, they've become a growth industry for politicians so the corrupto bucks feedback cycle means the politicians will make sure there are more and more of them all the time as their greed for laundering money ramps up. It's the perfect liberal bureaucracy.


https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/47829
36796   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:08pm  

I still preferred trying to warn a few in vain, but there is fear in the air as they are waking up from their narcotic trust in gubment, corporations, institutions and titles.

36798   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:12pm  

Shows you how 'smart' they were. Of course, cooking up crypto laundering schemes for the CIA kind of filled in the gap as they realized no amount of classroom time or college grant bribes would wise up the decorticates.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/127631
36799   stereotomy   2024 May 10, 6:13pm  

Ceffer says





^^^
Fucking commie sellout
36800   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:22pm  

Monte Rio. The town that knew too much about Bohemian Grove. Guess the Masons will put it on their list of DEW targets. Have you ever heard such fear and lockdown outside of the old Soviet Union or North Korea?
https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/127650
36803   Ceffer   2024 May 10, 6:28pm  

You really think the 'Creeper Pantheon' of manufactured 'billionaires' really got that way through hard work and brains? It can be unzipped back to the mother ship anytime they please.

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/fbi-file-jeff-bezos-grandfather-darpa-co-founder-has-been-destroyed

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