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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,307,228 views  9,638 comments

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8491   stereotomy   2024 Jun 12, 3:41pm  

My experience as a reasonably attractive young man when I was younger, is that (young < 21) womens' idea of expressing interest in a man is basically pseudo-stalking, in that they arrange to "be around" their interest as much as they can, usually for a period of up to 2 weeks. The guy is supposed to "notice" them and after a relatively easy shit-test, it's on. If the young man doesn't engage, then light switch off.
8492   GreaterNYCDude   2024 Jun 12, 7:46pm  

That's what that was.. I thought she just wanted help studying for chemistry. D'oh!
8493   Patrick   2024 Jun 12, 8:50pm  

stereotomy says

If the young man doesn't engage, then light switch off.


She will actually loathe the guy for the insult of not engaging with her. Fury of a woman scorned.
8494   Devoalan   2024 Jun 12, 8:52pm  

Breakfast in America is missing the second gun.
8496   Ceffer   2024 Jun 12, 10:23pm  

"My experience as a reasonably attractive young man when I was younger, is that (young < 21) womens' idea of expressing interest in a man is basically pseudo-stalking, in that they arrange to "be around" their interest as much as they can, usually for a period of up to 2 weeks. The guy is supposed to "notice" them and after a relatively easy shit-test, it's on. If the young man doesn't engage, then light switch off."

"She will actually loathe the guy for the insult of not engaging with her. Fury of a woman scorned."

Both true. Media always show sexually aggressive women growing on trees, or attractive women without a gaggle of orbiting wallets at their beck and call. This virtually never occurs in real life (unless you have conspicuous fame, money or power). It's an almost inviolable rule that the man makes the first move, however token, and it is demanded and expected that way. It's probably to improve the woman's negotiating position in relation to whatever comes next, since they are always selling and the man buying.
8500   Ceffer   2024 Jun 13, 1:30am  

If you are careful, you can trim your toenails with it. Looks like a good place to shred documents, too!
8509   Ceffer   2024 Jun 13, 12:27pm  

Snatch Power!







8511   Ceffer   2024 Jun 13, 5:52pm  

The Lord's Prayer, directly translated from Aramaic, instead of Aramaic to Greek to Latin To English.
8512   Ceffer   2024 Jun 13, 5:56pm  

Yuck, baby Cthulhu.

8517   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 14, 11:07am  

Dedicated to all of those who see correlation and assume causality.


8518   Ceffer   2024 Jun 14, 11:32am  

Is that cat at the median or the average of the crumple? Also, is it Schrodinger's Cat?

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