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Jabba the Toad. Whoopi Goldberg is jealous.

Tongue kissing and vigorous dry humping take more than fifteen minutes. Everybody knows that. Kommie creepers. Leave the State out of my oxytocin.

She almost made to the 50 by a breast length. She was escorted off the field and into the men's locker room.

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Well, at least endlessly promising them reparations without delivering will assure their votes.

Oh, no! And I finally just got the hair off of my palms that the nuns always told me about. Maybe it just gets rid of the cortex you really didn't need anyway.

I was told I have to empty my prostate daily. For my health. Just to be sure, I'm a 3x per day. For my health.

Porn is just faster and more reliable than trying to remember the hot time you had with someone in your past.
I don't think it damages your brain, it just makes you have a bad attitude towards random girls; "I bet she'd be down to fuck."
What's funny is that men don't know that females watch porn and they do more "tricks" than before.
I've been "in the game" for over 40 years and females definitely have more "skills" than before.

Dholliday126 says

Personally, I prefer somewhere between the examples in both cases.

I've never trusted a woman who didn't like good food. REASON: Female fertility is created in the womb - a girl is gifted with as many eggs as her mother can provide her. This means that women who can't provide sufficient nutrients to the fetus will have marginally fertile female offspring.

For male children, fertility is determined by nutrition in the years before puberty. If you want a son to be maximally fertile, then feed him lots of pastured eggs, grass-fed red meat - the foods with the most highly concentrated nutrients that you can think of.

There's good fucking, and then there's the next level - building a strong next generation.

Game of Thrones Redneck-style:

Patrick says

Captain Kirk: "I don't believe in no-win scenarios."

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