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KgK one
2024 Dec 11, 7:37pm
Patrick says
Patrick says
God with all its powers couldn't stop eve from eating apple. How can ordinary man ever manage women
Patrick says
https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/cunning-adam-casually-suggests-eve-try-shorter-haircut
God with all its powers couldn't stop eve from eating apple. How can ordinary man ever manage women
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stereotomy
2024 Dec 11, 10:26pm
stereotomy
2024 Dec 11, 10:26pm
KgK one says
I believe it's called "Keepin' yo Pimp Hand strong."
God with all its powers couldn't stop eve from eating apple. How can ordinary man ever manage women
I believe it's called "Keepin' yo Pimp Hand strong."
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Ceffer
2024 Dec 14, 2:17pm
Ceffer
2024 Dec 14, 2:17pm
It can also read you mind in 500,000 different alien languages, and women can charge it just by holding it in their cleavages (if they don't mind the automated selfies).
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Patrick
2024 Dec 14, 3:38pm
Patrick
2024 Dec 14, 3:38pm
Huh, I'd consider that phone if it has:
- a removable battery so I can be sure it's off
- hardware disable switches for cell signal, wifi, bluetooth; again, I want to really be able to turn the fucker off
- a non-Google OS, so not Android
- a removable battery so I can be sure it's off
- hardware disable switches for cell signal, wifi, bluetooth; again, I want to really be able to turn the fucker off
- a non-Google OS, so not Android
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