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Patrick says

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/cunning-adam-casually-suggests-eve-try-shorter-haircut

God with all its powers couldn't stop eve from eating apple. How can ordinary man ever manage women

KgK one says

God with all its powers couldn't stop eve from eating apple. How can ordinary man ever manage women

I believe it's called "Keepin' yo Pimp Hand strong."

Don't forget the sanniches.

RandalRay says

Occam's razor meme

It can also read you mind in 500,000 different alien languages, and women can charge it just by holding it in their cleavages (if they don't mind the automated selfies).

Huh, I'd consider that phone if it has:

- a removable battery so I can be sure it's off
- hardware disable switches for cell signal, wifi, bluetooth; again, I want to really be able to turn the fucker off
- a non-Google OS, so not Android

Ceffer says

As teens, my friends and I used to deliberately fishtail on the ice on the road. Was fun until a we skidded into a ditch. No harm done, but we stopped after that.

Driving on snow and ice is a distinct skill you develop over time. I still find it funny how no one in California seems capable of it on the rare occasions when it snows.

The easiest way to do fishtail on snow was by pulling the hand breaks in front wheel drive cars. It blocks the rear wheels and rest was just steering. Fun, fun.