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Dogs are opportunist. The pet food industry is pure crap and dogs only eat it as the last resort, if they have ever eaten human food and knows the difference.
Sure your dog will eat a carrot stick, because you're eating it. He takes it because it means a meat morsel might be following. But if you put that carrot stick up against a slice of beef, the dog wont even give the carrot another look.

Our Husky German Sheppard mix, gawks at us during every meal. If the doesn't get a table scrap, he will begrudgingly swagger over to his kibble bowl and take a few bites.

Fuck those cutesy wild animal videos. Obviously those are quasi domesticated big cats that are cared for on a preserve. They have probably known those vets since the day they were born.

I hate those videos, where the Sean Hannity AI bot is saying a guy stumbled on a Deer trying to get his attention, the guy ran over and saw another deer stuck in a fence, and rescued it. The next day the deer family were so grateful they brought all of the fawns to meet them. They also do it with Owls, Wolves or what ever. Always obviously kept animals that has a report with the person in the video. Many times, the animal they keep showing in the video isn't even the same animal, the same place or the same person.

I'm more tolerant of the sexy Powerball winner women on Twitter that keeps messaging me, wanting to give me money.

stereotomy says

All birds are at least omnivores

True, I didn't realize this until we had chickens. Throw them a carcass and they will strip it to bones. They might even swallow the smaller bones.

Ceffer says

US Military Gay Bomb Research (1994)

Must have had a lab leak in San Francisco.

stereotomy says

All birds are at least omnivores

Yep, and robins are pure carnivores.

Tenpoundbass says

Fuck those cutesy wild animal videos.

I didn't show the part where they tear the female game wardens limb from limb and fed them to their pups. I thought that would be unseemly.

"Wow, thanks, guys. Now, if you could only invent a whale fleshlight, it would be much appreciated."

@Ceffer Where do you find these videos?

I could reveal my source, but I would have to kill you.

Basically it is just random surfing stuff from Telegram.

I wonder if their videos can be directly linked to and play. Can you copy a link from Telegram which ends in .mp4? That would automatically play on my site without an upload.

I keep running into my storage limits because videos are comparatively large.

That video of washing a whale is fake.

Apparently military believe Sasquatch is real. One guy had a story of a friend who was special ops who was routinely dropped off on survival training missions by himself in wilderness areas. He said when dropped off in remote Alaska, he was astounded to see one by a lake listening to a pile of stones that it ?? had constructed apparently as some kind of comm or monitoring utility. Some think they may be interdimensional.

Dueling narcissists. I think one hour of Hilaria's squeaky voiced, snotty, self centered Valley Gal idiocy would drive me insane. There's no amount of plasticized Hollywood plastic surgery looks that could compensate for it. Nice to see Freemason Murderer Alex wearing the cuck cock cage.

This is another marriage soon on the rocks. She probably has the blackmail on him.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/hilaria-baldwin-emasculates-beta-husband-alec-baldwin-red/

Patrick says

These same people would oppose "If you don't buckle up your car wont start."

It would make them livid to suggest it, because the love the Nany State option, where your car just annoys the living piss out of you for 5 miles beeping and bonging as loud as it possibly can. BUt if your willing to subject yourself to the stupidity, then it will eventually stop, even if you aren't buckled up. There's no point in the seat belt nag other than some shitty Liberal thought it would be great idea. Not very inclusive for the hearing impaired though is it?

I agree. People need to be free to do stupid things.

It's clear. They murdered George Foreman in order to increase the collector's value of the Foreman's Own Hibachi.

HeadSet says

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