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Tenpoundbass says

Fuck those cutesy wild animal videos.

I didn't show the part where they tear the female game wardens limb from limb and fed them to their pups. I thought that would be unseemly.

"Wow, thanks, guys. Now, if you could only invent a whale fleshlight, it would be much appreciated."

@Ceffer Where do you find these videos?

I could reveal my source, but I would have to kill you.

Basically it is just random surfing stuff from Telegram.

I wonder if their videos can be directly linked to and play. Can you copy a link from Telegram which ends in .mp4? That would automatically play on my site without an upload.

I keep running into my storage limits because videos are comparatively large.

That video of washing a whale is fake.

Apparently military believe Sasquatch is real. One guy had a story of a friend who was special ops who was routinely dropped off on survival training missions by himself in wilderness areas. He said when dropped off in remote Alaska, he was astounded to see one by a lake listening to a pile of stones that it ?? had constructed apparently as some kind of comm or monitoring utility. Some think they may be interdimensional.

Dueling narcissists. I think one hour of Hilaria's squeaky voiced, snotty, self centered Valley Gal idiocy would drive me insane. There's no amount of plasticized Hollywood plastic surgery looks that could compensate for it. Nice to see Freemason Murderer Alex wearing the cuck cock cage.

This is another marriage soon on the rocks. She probably has the blackmail on him.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/hilaria-baldwin-emasculates-beta-husband-alec-baldwin-red/

Patrick says

These same people would oppose "If you don't buckle up your car wont start."

It would make them livid to suggest it, because the love the Nany State option, where your car just annoys the living piss out of you for 5 miles beeping and bonging as loud as it possibly can. BUt if your willing to subject yourself to the stupidity, then it will eventually stop, even if you aren't buckled up. There's no point in the seat belt nag other than some shitty Liberal thought it would be great idea. Not very inclusive for the hearing impaired though is it?

I agree. People need to be free to do stupid things.

It's clear. They murdered George Foreman in order to increase the collector's value of the Foreman's Own Hibachi.

HeadSet says

Obligatory:

These cats have the most incredible faces.

A partial list?