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Pitchfork For Paulson


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2008 Oct 1, 6:21am   24,290 views  181 comments

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Pitchfork

I bought this pitchfork yesterday (the picture is an actual photo from lowes.com of the same item that I bought) for $ 16.99. I need your help on the next step of my project.

  1. Can you please suggest a good picture of Hanky Panky Paulson that I can download, print, paste on to a pumpkin and (violently) impale on this fork? I plan to do that and put it up in the yard in front of my house.
  2. Can some of you all do the same thing, so I am not the only f*cker that is doing this in this town?

I am not kidding.

SP

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14   thenuttyneutron   2008 Oct 1, 10:17am  

Bad News!!! It looks like it passed.

15   justme   2008 Oct 1, 10:18am  

Yep, the score is now 58-18, looks like a pass.

16   justme   2008 Oct 1, 10:20am  

74-25

17   OO   2008 Oct 1, 10:24am  

Get your 401K out, retirement in the US will be hell in another 2 decades.

Faced with the choice of fast death and a fairer society, we opted for a slow death the Japanese style and saving the first class passengers first when this Titanic goes down. Women and children don't get off first, it's those who have the most money that will secure a seat on the lifeboat.

This bill will buy you another few months until after the election, make sure you take proper steps to safeguard your personal asset and future.

18   thenuttyneutron   2008 Oct 1, 10:25am  

Where are the angry mobs that we saw last week? We need them more than ever to keep the House from passing this $hit sandwich.

19   thenuttyneutron   2008 Oct 1, 10:48am  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BfZbcVAUL0

Here is a good song for the mood that I am in. I can't wait for Jan 20, 2009!

20   Richmond   2008 Oct 1, 10:53am  

I am speechless.

21   short   2008 Oct 1, 10:55am  

Better to use a real pitchfork. That is a picture of what is more commonly known as a potato fork.

22   Richmond   2008 Oct 1, 10:57am  

Of course, now they can blame the unavoidable recession on the couple of extra days it took to pass the thing.

You know, I'm not angry; I'm very, very sad.

23   SP   2008 Oct 1, 11:01am  

Paulson, you mother fucking thief, I just hope we find out where they lay your wretched corpse to rest when you finally pass on, so we can perform unspeakable acts on your grave. You might want to make sure your coffin is urine-proof.

24   SP   2008 Oct 1, 11:04am  

short Says:
Better to use a real pitchfork. That is a picture of what is more commonly known as a potato fork.

I asked those guys at Lowe's for a pitchfork, they didn't have any item called that! This was the closest I could find. At this point, it is an acceptable approximation.

25   Richmond   2008 Oct 1, 11:07am  

Trust me - those tines won't bend if they hit bone.

26   Richmond   2008 Oct 1, 11:10am  

Not that I've ever impaled anyone, but I have bent pitch fork tines.

27   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 11:12am  

"FuzzyMath Says:
September 30th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Malcolm,
Of course the dollar is stronger. We just saved $700 billion
The only thing we have to beware of is falling into a deflationary spiral… but Ben won’t let that happen. They’ll print money to balance it out.
The important thing about continuing to vote down the bill is the message behind it… that we will protect our currency."

From the last thread but I had the same concern so I wanted to agree with Fuzzy:
I am of the belief we need some inflationary pressure to stimulate wage inflation in this country. We have (Wal Mart Effect) deflated ourselves to almost completely wiping out our value-add base. If the decisions we make today don't lead to that we will see real stagflation as wages freeze and foreign pressures on supplies and consumption lead to increased prices on imports as well as our own products including food supplies.

28   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 11:16am  

Last night on CNN they did a great montage of the President's comments on the economy as time was passing by.

Robust->Fundamentally sound-->Troubled in some sectors but overall very healthy-->In trouble but still have the funamental strengths-->Down turn with some tough times-->Armageddon, we need to act fast or we could face economic collapse.

29   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 11:19am  

OO Says:
October 1st, 2008 at 5:24 pm
"Faced with the choice of fast death and a fairer society, we opted for a slow death the Japanese style and saving the first class passengers first when this Titanic goes down. Women and children don’t get off first, it’s those who have the most money that will secure a seat on the lifeboat."

Patrick, are you buying Puts on lifeboat seats? Some regulator will call it naked short selling if I reserve mine from now.

30   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 11:19am  

I can’t wait for Jan 20, 2009!

Why? So you can see which one of two senators who voted for the bailout will be President?

31   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 11:23am  

Headset, that's classic!

32   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 11:23am  

You're not making anyone feel better though.

33   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 11:37am  

Malcolm,

Let me see if I can cheer people up, even though savers like you and I have just been handed a bleak outlook.

Any gamblers out there? Circuit City (CC) has fallen to below a buck. It may double quickly to $1.50 or so - now that "credit" has been restored.

34   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 11:51am  

One of the "amendments" the Senate added to help the bill pass the House was to increase the FDIC limit from $100k per depositor to $250k. The sponsors said this would make the bill more palatable to the public.

If that does not show "out of touch," nothing does. How many of the "public" have $200k in banks ($100k per spouse) that would feel relieved since they need not spread there largess over more than one bank?

35   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 11:59am  

The bailout bill has been ballyhooed as to have restrictions on exorbitant exec pay and golden parachutes.

I hope some reporters are watching to see just how much those bailout execs run off with. Maybe exposing that pay cap lie will help with the campaign to not re-elect anyone who voted for the bailout.

36   Brand165   2008 Oct 1, 12:06pm  

Headset, they raised the FDIC limit to $250K in an effort to prevent capital flight. With short term lending frozen, there are probably a lot of banks in dangerous waters right now. If the big-CD folks started yanking out their cash, maybe that would be enough to push a few smaller outfits out into the undertow.

37   Brand165   2008 Oct 1, 12:11pm  

The National Debt counter doesn't impress me. My personal share is only $80,000? Barely a 1/3 Haha! People in Detroit are probably crying, but surely nobody in the Bay Area is scared of that puny number. You couldn't even re-do your kitchen for that much money!

By the way, now is a great time to buy or sell a house.

Has anybody considered starting a realtor implode-o-meter? It's probably harder than mortgage lenders, but so much more satisfying.

38   OO   2008 Oct 1, 12:17pm  

$250K limit is to prevent bank run. Foreign capital flight has already begun. I talked to a buddy in private wealth mangement in Hong Kong which typically parked Asian clients' asset in the US stock market or US banks. They are seeing millions of dollars leaving everyday starting about a month ago, rerouted to be split up to Switzerland, Singapore, Australia, Canada and other countries. The legal department are scrambling to put together new trusts to be set up in these countries.

That's why I do not buy the hype that USD's recent strength is due to flight to safety. Bullsh*t. It is because of margin call on all the leveraged financial institutions and hedge funds, and the USD carry trade is currently unwinding. People have started to stop viewing the US as the "safety" destination.

39   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 12:19pm  

Brand,

Good point. But would not that "capital flight" merely be spreading it out among several banks? These big CD folks have already shown a preference for bank CDs over Treasuries, etc.

40   short   2008 Oct 1, 12:22pm  

Headset, I am a gambler. After losing with WM I'm getting more reckless and bought SIRI. I'll look at CC. Funny how my consistent money making trades have been Ford and GM lately, up down up down. I need to get revenge for WAMU somewhere.

41   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 12:37pm  

short,

SIRI, that has a similar history as CC. I do not know is a relaxed "credit crunch" will help satellite radio as much as an electronics dealer.

But, both are so cheap now, how much can you lose?

42   HeadSet   2008 Oct 1, 12:49pm  

OO,

Is the "foreign capital flight" you are talking about the removal of dollars to foreign banks, or the exchange of dollars for other currencies? Are they worried about a devalued buck or are looking for better interest rates.? Raising the FDIC limit would only prevent flight from those who think US banks will collapse and depositors will lose anything over the limit.

43   short   2008 Oct 1, 12:51pm  

Headset, sirius is needing to refinance some debt, I think that is a big reason the stock is depressed. When the "bailout was considered last week it shot up over a dollar. If it actually passes I look for a repeat, and a quick buck. How much can I lose, well, everything if it goes against me.

44   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 12:58pm  

I have a question for anyone that was pro bailout...

After housing drops another 20%, then what?

45   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 12:58pm  

$2 trillion?

46   OO   2008 Oct 1, 1:03pm  

Fuzzymath,

it is not about then what, it is about buying time to get out before the mama ship sinks.

Nobody in the Congress or particularly the Senate is stupid enough to believe that $700B is able to save the US, not even for a dumbf*ck like the Scrub himself. This is a plan to BUY time, so that the very wealthy can loot the US for the last time (or last couple of times), put up the facade as if things are under control while moving their own asset offshore to Geneva or Malta.

Without the bill we are all bagholders, with the bill, we, the second class and third class passengers are now holding the bag.

47   BlowSunshine   2008 Oct 1, 1:07pm  

The $200 billion bail-out for predator banks and Spitzer charges are intimately linked

by Greg Palast
Global Research, March 14, 2008

While New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was paying an "escort" $4,300 in a hotel room in Washington, just down the road, George Bush's new Federal Reserve Board Chairman, Ben Bernanke, was secretly handing over $200 billion in a tryst with mortgage bank industry speculators.

Both acts were wanton, wicked and lewd. But there's a BIG difference. The Governor was using his own checkbook. Bush's man Bernanke was using ours.

This week, Bernanke's Fed, for the first time in its history, loaned a selected coterie of banks one-fifth of a trillion dollars to guarantee these banks' mortgage-backed junk bonds. The deluge of public loot was an eye-popping windfall to the very banking predators who have brought two million families to the brink of foreclosure.

Up until Wednesday, there was one single, lonely politician who stood in the way of this creepy little assignation at the bankers' bordello: Eliot Spitzer.

Who are they kidding? Spitzer's lynching and the bankers' enriching are intimately tied.

How? Follow the money.

Link to rest of the story:
http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=8336

48   OO   2008 Oct 1, 1:22pm  

No, I am talking about exchanging USD for other currencies especially when the USD exchange rate is high. They are afraid of a collapse of the USD. Swiss Franc seems to be a big favorite.

The net effect of such dollar flight is more than canceled out by the joint CB intervention out of self-interest, and the de-leveraging process of USD carry trade right now. But if the public sentiment starts to change, the latter factors are just temporary.

Raising FDIC limit will only keep domestic dollars from fleeing, for now, because we live in a USD denominated world. I am more afraid of what will happen if the system gets lubricated enough later so that people don't have to scramble for USD for their margin call.

49   monkframe   2008 Oct 1, 1:25pm  

I don't know why anyone is mad at Paulson, he represents the finest of American capitalism. He simply wants to preserve his own capital. Who can argue with that?
And he has hundreds of millions of it...

50   MCM   2008 Oct 1, 1:38pm  

The majority of the $700B *will* go to Wall Street, which will in turn prop up the house of cards a bit longer so that this country full of self-centered a-holes can get their loans for overpriced pieces of trash.

Meanwhile the big players get away with even more money, your kids and grandkids are taxed into slavery, and system crashes down in six months anyways.

The entire system is broken, and needs a correction.

BTW, did anyone read the bill? Oh yeah, it went from 3 pages, to 110 pages, and now the bloated turd that the sold-out senate passed is 450 pages loaded with every bit of pork and pet projects any senator wanted to stuff in.

450 pages!! Doesn't that scare anybody? Not to mention the $700B bailout at the center has not changed a bit.

I think I would have rather had the original 3 pages from Hanky Panky, because he still gets what he wants, and we get 447 pages of new laws.

Effing Morons!!!

51   lunarpark   2008 Oct 1, 1:57pm  

http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=110&session=2&vote=00212

Link to how the vote went down. Thanks a lot Feinstein and Boxer. What a disappointment.

52   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 2:24pm  

I'm going to frame the letter I got from Boxer some time ago saying there weren't any plans for bailouts.

53   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 2:32pm  

Just got back from watching Lakeview Terrace starring Samuel L Jackson. It is a very good movie. So what does this have to do with the bubble blog? Well that movie recently came out, we went at a peak time of 8:00 and we were 2 of a total of 6 people in the theater. Also, this isn't a dumpy theater that no one goes to, it is a Regal stadium theater.

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