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2012 Apr 3, 8:17pm   13,977 views  26 comments

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Anyone wishing to escape from USA?
Not happy to live in a country that allows a social misfit to hunt down, and kill your son, without getting charged?
Australian government is going through the process of evaluating Trade and other Qualifications issued in the USA to measure against similar in Australia.
This (may) allow the issue of a Section 457 Visa, to holders of some trades, to allow them to enter the financially rewarding Australian Mining and Construction Industries. Most needed are electrical, building and mechanical trades and engineers. Look at http://www.seek.com.au/
Also check out http://www.smh.com.au/national/unions-cautious-over-bid-to-lure-us-workers-20120402-1w8vc.html
This process has already been completed for other 3rd world countries like India, Thailand and the Philippine’s.
If you choose to move to Australia you would probably have to give up some of your freedoms these include:-
• If you are caught owning an illegal automatic, or semi automatic long arm or pistol, you will probably go to jail
• If you hunt down, shoot and kill an unarmed teenager you will almost certainly go to jail
• You need to register guns. A permit system exists that allows owners with legitimate reasons (including hunting and sporting shooters) to own fire arms.
• A small portion of your pay will be compulsorily deducted and as a result you will receive access to a Government owned and operated health care system. You will lose the freedom to go bankrupt after a single visit to the emergency room.
• Banks are tightly government regulated and not a single one went bust in the GFC. Yes they received (and paid for) a deposit guarantee from the government, but no bailouts of obscene proportions. You loose the freedom to loose all your money because you put it in the wrong bank.
• House repos are extremely rare, they do happen, but not very often. So I guess you would also loose the freedom to live in your car at the local Wal-Mart car park, until you work out what the hell you are going to do.

I work in the construction industry, which has terrible trouble recruiting enough workers, and personally look forward to working with good, competent, reliable people from the USA, particularly African Americans. But I guess the take up will be fairly low as you love your freedom so much.
Errors and mistakes left in post on purpose..... Seems you have some "people" who love to find these.....
Aussie Nerd

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1   freak80   2012 Apr 3, 10:44pm  

I've been considering an escape from the USA, yes.

But Australia has a serious fresh water problem that will only get worse with global warming.

2   elliemae   2012 Apr 4, 11:53pm  

Ya gotta ignore the fires, the floods, the droughts...

3   clambo   2012 Apr 5, 3:20am  

I liked Australia very much. The places I went to were great and the people were friendly. I have a few spots in mind for a place in the event I won lotto over here. I have been to Tasmania twice for several weeks and it's awesome.

4   badmigraine   2012 Apr 5, 11:45am  

Judging from the construction people I know in Michigan, you probably don't want them in Australia.

5   xenogear3   2012 Apr 5, 1:17pm  

If you hunt down, shoot and kill an unarmed teenager you will almost certainly go to jail.

What do they do in their free time then?

6   curious2   2012 Apr 5, 2:40pm  

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7   Danaseb   2012 Apr 6, 6:56am  

elliemae says

Ya gotta ignore the fires, the floods, the droughts...

Eschew Obfuscation

Already there thank you very much(california), but without the benefit of moral heathcare I can use when needed and a government at least partially staffed by moral individuals. Certainly without the benefit of eschewing obfuscation. To be so polite while one lies through their teeth, truly my countrymen excel at that above all other.

Truthfully I've been thinking about moving to Australia for years, I have a lot of relatives there spread out betweem NSW, Victoria and South Australia. I would move to Queensland though; if a healthy distance from a river or floodplain. I remember donating to the incidents in late 2010 knowing that the majority of the money would help the victims, not just be pocketed by vultures like donations are here.

8   elliemae   2012 Apr 8, 1:20am  

Danaseb says

Already there thank you very much(california), but without the benefit of moral heathcare I can use when needed and a government at least partially staffed by moral individuals. Certainly without the benefit of eschewing obfuscation. To be so polite while one lies through their teeth, truly my countrymen excel at that above all other.

I'm certainly not implying that the US is better. Just that no place is perfect.

I was speaking with someone who lives in Colorado, works in New Mexico and sometimes another state (I can't remember). He files federal taxes, Colorado state taxes, New Mexico non-resident taxes, the other state taxes, local taxes and... after all that, including the accountant they have to pay, it would be easier and possibly cheaper to live on welfare.

9   clambo   2012 Apr 14, 3:29am  

Incidentally, I hope the readers know that the first post is spam and bullshit posted by a nutcase. FYI.

10   bob2356   2012 Apr 16, 5:58am  

clambo says

Incidentally, I hope the readers know that the first post is spam and bullshit posted by a nutcase. FYI.

Australia having a fresh water problem is spam by a nutcase?? WTF.

11   bob2356   2012 Apr 16, 6:00am  

Aussie Nerd says

Banks are tightly government regulated and not a single one went bust in the GFC.

Australian banks didn't go bust because they didn't have enough capital to play games on the global financial market. Not from any kind of smart money management or enlightened legislation.

Other than that it was a pretty funny post.

12   clambo   2012 Apr 16, 10:52am  

No, Aussie Nerd was the first post and he's a nutcase.

13   Icabod   2012 Apr 18, 11:54am  

Great post Aussie Nerd. I'm 4 months away from dual citizenship CZ and USA. It has taken five years! My wife and kid are both dual already. I can say with 100% certainty that it feels good to know that I have options if shit hits the fan. Or I should say bigger shits knock the fan off the world map.

We already collect a substantial amount of money for our baby and for "maternity pay" from CZ. We've done several deals with manufacturers in CZ acting as brokers and translators for selling Czech products to the US market. I'm now exploring distribution opportunities for American companies in CZ.

Why not? Why sit here watching reality TV, refreshing facebook and buying iPhones and assume it will get any better? The fat lazy loafs over here who don't give a crap may be just the fuel the few of us who think critically and creatively need to better our lives.

Go on my fellow American tards, ignore the harsh realities, wash them down with coke and donuts. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

14   elliemae   2012 Aug 9, 10:15am  

Aussie Nerd says

Gee you people live in one screwed up country.

Yup.

15   omerde   2012 Aug 9, 4:24pm  

G'Day, I escaped from the U.S. in 1990 to Oz. I escaped from Oz in 2008, after the Aussie $ went to $0.50 again and 'Comrad' Gillard and 'Commie' Kevin Rudd got the helm. They're Gough Whitlam followers. Total losers.

I'm now in Dubai, paying NO tax. I'm making four times what I was earning in Oz. I'm 50yo, now married to a 30yo wonderful Russian Beauty, instead of some stuck-up Aussie bitch, who takes everything you have (happened to me). I also live at the Burj Kalifa. I could be in Australia and buy something like below, paying 50% tax:

http://www.karratharealestate.com.au/
In the most isolated place on earth

Everyone's circumstances are different, but for me, I did well in my decision. I fly business class now.

Regards, Omerde

16   HEY YOU   2012 Aug 10, 3:59am  

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence but it still has to be mowed.

17   Vicente   2012 Aug 10, 9:18am  

I would think about moving to Australia, but they don't speak English there.

18   omerde   2012 Aug 11, 9:29pm  

G'Day Aussie Nerd,

Tax by any other name is INCOME TAX. GST. Whatever you're paying is another 10% on top of any of your other taxes. I like to think of GST as a "Tax on your tax". I'm not against GST, in fact I think it's the fairest. One should get rid of ALL other taxes and just have a GST.

What is the price of a pack of Ciggies in Oz? What is the price of Alcohol? What is the price of Petrol? Why is a American car in Australia TWICE what you'd pay for it in the U.S? It's from the Federal Government and I call it income tax. Pay now, pay later...just pay. I really think, if one was to work it out. One might be paying close to 90% tax in OZ.

The U.S. isn't much better. When you look at all the tax paid out for EVERYTHING that touches ones life, you're looking at about 75% of your income is taxed. I was trying to find the link for it...can't. Too much on the WWW about France and their 75%..

I did like Pauline Hanson's taxing bank transactions. They're going to do it in Europe. It might stop all of this high frequency trading that happens on Wall Street. It's OK as long as they get rid of Income Tax.

Regards, Omerde

19   lostand confused   2012 Aug 11, 10:44pm  

One problem for US expats is dual taxation. The USA is the only advanced nation on earth that does it. Citizens and permanent residents have to pay taxes on worldwide income. Even in the developing world, very few countries do this -for example, if you are an Indian working in Dubai/Saudi etc. you pay zero taxes and get to keep 100% of your income.

Now the US does have a 90k exemption-but it has dual taxation treaties with many countries and then the state govts here step in to take their pound of flesh-claiming you are still a resident. This is not dem vs repub as the establishment will like you to think- states like Missisipi require you to pay taxes even if you are an expat. So you could be retired in Costa Rica and still be forced to pay MS state income taxes and they will come after you for back taxes and penalties-if you haven't paid. Some one like Romney can afford the best accountants, but for someone like me who was an expat, it can be mind boggling to get a handle on the tax treaty/exemptions governing the country you are in and what you owe on state taxes.

Then of course you have onerous reporting duties-resulting in some foriegn banks refusing to do business with American citizens abroad, due to the bureacracy and consequences of not doing the US bidding on their soil. Foreign banks are now allowed to seize assets and function as the IRS from US citizens who are not following the new laws.

Again we are the only developed country in the world to have these stupid laws and it is getting worse and worse. That is why there is an increasing number of citizens giving up their citizenship. Even then you have a problem. if you are a bum, the US is fine. But if you have assets and the US thinks you are giving up citizenship to escape paying future taxes-such as estate taxes or other taxes in future-you have another thing coming.

Now the craziest thing in this is that corporations don't pay taxes on worldwide income-unless they bring that money back here. The dems and repubs have been tripping over each other to take even that provison away. Whatever happened to corporations being people-why are they not governed by our rules.

This is no longer the land of the free the founders envisioned. We have the highest incareceration rate in the whole world and have 25% of the world's prisoners-while only having 5% of the world's population. Our govt gets into the business of every family in America, it has the power to determine-right down to the minute-how much time you spend with your kids, how much money you pay and you really don't have a say in that. If we leave, we are taxed to death and if the govt suspects that you are leaving to avoid future taxes-they can ask you to pay the difference right now.

No wonder we keep screaming land of the free-because we have so little when compared to many other coutnries. But of course, as long as we are distracted with the repub vs dem wars, gay marraige, birth control, dancing with the stars, we can keep believing otherwise and continue on.

20   omerde   2012 Aug 12, 4:27am  

G'Day
My 1st hour in Cairnes,QLD., I had the uglest Gin you could imagine, offer me a bj for a beer. I threw $$ at her and ran like a scared little boy. Gawd, I still get shivers thinking about it.

Regards,

Omerde

21   freak80   2012 Aug 13, 4:06am  

It's not ObamaCare people. It's RomneyCare.

It'll be hilarious watching Mitt Romney campaign against socialized medicine. Only in America.

22   curious2   2012 Aug 14, 4:26am  

freak80 says

It's not ObamaCare people. It's RomneyCare.

It'll be hilarious watching Mitt Romney campaign against socialized medicine. Only in America.

It will be even funnier with his new sidekick, because RyanCare simply applies ObamneyCare to senior citizens. He says he'll only do it to people currently 55 or younger, i.e. only the ones who have been paying into Medicare for 30-40 years will get the RyanCare Substitution. Meanwhile CBO says RyanCare would cost seniors more while delivering less, with the difference going to insurance company overhead (executive bonuses, private jets) and profit.

It is amazing to see how the industry has covered all the bases here. Obama and Biden, both of whom campaigned against ObamneyCare in 2008 when it was called Hillary's Plan, must now campaign for it. (I think they may have been hoping SCOTUS would throw out the individual mandate, but alas that didn't happen.) Campaigning against it will be Romney (the only other executive in the country to have signed it) and Ryan, both of whom want to impose the same plan on seniors instead of the general public, even though seniors oppose ObamneyCare by the widest margin of any age group. Either way, the industry can recycle the profits from lemon socialism to buy the next election and impose the same policy on whatever group didn't get hit with it this time.

Returning to the original topic of the thread, it's a good argument for emigrating to Australia. They have a basic Medicare for all program, somewhat like the British NHS. They also encourage private supplemental insurance in ways that look a bit like ObamamneyCare, but with a crucial difference: most people face no penalty for not buying; only a fraction with very high incomes face a maximum penalty of 1%. (In Australia's mining boom, these may include some "Cashed Up Boggins," who famously spend on jet skis and AWD toys that put them in particular need of insurance.) The vast majority of Australians can either rely on the Medicare for All program, or choose to buy the subsidized insurance, with no penalty for not buying anything.

23   freak80   2012 Aug 14, 6:17am  

curious2 says

Either way, the industry can recycle the profits from lemon socialism to buy the next election and impose the same policy on whatever group didn't get hit with it this time.

God Bless America.

curious2 says

Returning to the original topic of the thread, it's a good argument for emigrating to Australia.

Except it's a desert. And it will get worse with global warming. Canada is probably a better choice, no?

24   curious2   2012 Aug 14, 6:36am  

freak80 says

Canada is probably a better choice, no?

Probably, though their economy is much more closely linked to America's, so the net result may depend on the prognosis for the USA.

BTW Canada recognizes same-sex marriage, which most people consider to be an additional advantage, but you might call it an unforgivable sin. Australia doesn't generally recognize same-sex marriage yet, but most Australians support it, so it seems likely to happen there too.

25   freak80   2012 Aug 15, 3:25am  

curious2 says

but you might call it an unforgivable sin.

Where did I ever say anything like that?

Don't fall for the "black and white" fallacy. It's possible to fall somewhere between the "God Hates Fags!" and "Traditional Marriage is Jim Crow!" extremes.

I've already made my position on that issue clear in previous posts.

26   Tenpoundbass   2012 Aug 15, 6:33am  

I'd move to the South Pacific, so fast my eyes would squint, if I were single.

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