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elliemae
2012 Jan 8, 1:27am
Funny, that's what my ex said. Maybe this guy ought to call me and I can do the surgery for him.
zzyzzx
2012 May 25, 11:07am
From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic:
elliemae
2012 May 25, 4:45pm
From May 22nd Episode of "America's Got Talent" TV show, and it's epic
That guy is obviously nuts.
elliemae
2012 May 26, 2:59am
You have an X? Hard to believe.
I know! I'm so sweet. I'm shocked by it as well - as surprised as I am that some anonymous guy on the interwebs who asserts his opinions obviously thinks that my having an ex-husband is reflective of me as a person. In a society where divorce is commonplace, it means nothing.
But go ahead, try to make some snide remark. Oops - you already did.
Fail
zzyzzx
2012 Jul 19, 11:45pm
http://main.aol.com/2012/07/18/tavares-colbert-shot-himself-in-groin_n_1687016.html
Tavares Colbert Shot Himself In Genitals, Got Arrested, Oklahoma Cops Say
Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it, The Weekly Vice reported.
Cops met up with Colbert -- a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga -- at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.
When he pulled over his truck that morning to make sure the gun worked, he found out that it did. He took a round to his groin, panicked and drove to the hospital.
Colbert isn't allowed to carry a firearm because he's a convicted felon with a long rap sheet, so cops arrested him after he was treated, according to The Oklahoman.
All this coming from a guy who can't stand dumb people.
"Boy sum people aint shit!!!!!!!!" Colbert wrote on his Facebook wall. "They momma and daddy shouldnt of even named them shoulda just let them drop and bust they head when they were born LOL."
He was charged with illegal firearm possession, KOCO reported. In 2003, he was convicted of felony drug possession with intent to distribute.
zzyzzx
2012 Jul 20, 9:37am
Car Powered Quadruple Nutshot:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/qSQjLyw16Bw
Ceffer
2012 Nov 12, 4:53am
Watching all these You Tube videos, I am feeling at imminent risk.
After the operation, the OP guy will be able to use his scrotal sack as a hoodie!
elliemae
2013 Jan 31, 12:54pm
Will this thread never die?
Probably not. Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.
Dan8267
2013 Jan 31, 12:59pm
Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.
That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.
elliemae
2013 Jan 31, 2:30pm
That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.
Yes, you're right on that one. However, being able to laugh at stupid stuff is protected in the Bill of Rights. Not everyone can appreciate intellectual humor.
Vicente
2014 Apr 3, 2:32am
This is the 2nd ancient thread I've seen revived this week.
Wesley Warren has passed away.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/wesley-warren-jr_n_4966973.html
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html
This guy has scrotal lymphodema, and is hoping to raise 1 million for surgery. Wow.