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zzyzzx
2012 Jul 19, 11:45pm
http://main.aol.com/2012/07/18/tavares-colbert-shot-himself-in-groin_n_1687016.html
Tavares Colbert Shot Himself In Genitals, Got Arrested, Oklahoma Cops Say
Saturday was a bad day for Tavares Donnell Colbert. The 36-year-old Oklahoma man accidentally shot himself in the genitals, and then got arrested for it, The Weekly Vice reported.
Cops met up with Colbert -- a convicted drug dealer out of Watonga -- at a hospital at about 9 a.m. Colbert allegedly told officers that he found the gun somewhere in Kansas and had plans to sell it at a convenience store.
When he pulled over his truck that morning to make sure the gun worked, he found out that it did. He took a round to his groin, panicked and drove to the hospital.
Colbert isn't allowed to carry a firearm because he's a convicted felon with a long rap sheet, so cops arrested him after he was treated, according to The Oklahoman.
All this coming from a guy who can't stand dumb people.
"Boy sum people aint shit!!!!!!!!" Colbert wrote on his Facebook wall. "They momma and daddy shouldnt of even named them shoulda just let them drop and bust they head when they were born LOL."
He was charged with illegal firearm possession, KOCO reported. In 2003, he was convicted of felony drug possession with intent to distribute.
zzyzzx
2012 Jul 20, 9:37am
Car Powered Quadruple Nutshot:
http://www.youtube.com/embed/qSQjLyw16Bw
Ceffer
2012 Nov 12, 4:53am
Watching all these You Tube videos, I am feeling at imminent risk.
After the operation, the OP guy will be able to use his scrotal sack as a hoodie!
elliemae
2013 Jan 31, 12:54pm
Will this thread never die?
Probably not. Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.
Dan8267
2013 Jan 31, 12:59pm
Seems that people go nuts when it comes to watching guys get hit in the balls.
That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.
elliemae
2013 Jan 31, 2:30pm
That sums up everything wrong with American culture. The sheer stupidity of it all.
Yes, you're right on that one. However, being able to laugh at stupid stuff is protected in the Bill of Rights. Not everyone can appreciate intellectual humor.
Vicente
2014 Apr 3, 2:32am
This is the 2nd ancient thread I've seen revived this week.
Wesley Warren has passed away.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/wesley-warren-jr_n_4966973.html
The Original Bankster
2015 Jan 21, 5:57pm
i bet this article got loads of hits.
that's why they put it on the site.
people are just sick.
Tenpoundbass
2016 Feb 4, 3:57pm
That one needs Dan Forden popping up in the lower screen "Toasty!"
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/18/wesley-warren-jr-scrotum_n_1018260.html
This guy has scrotal lymphodema, and is hoping to raise 1 million for surgery. Wow.