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We might be able to make good use of some of these elsewhere in this fourm:

You might have to think about this one for a minute (probably APOCALYPSEFUCK's favorite):

Obligatory when you see it

Is the guy in the background taking a leak or just texting?

Taking a leak.

sounds like something right out of a Deuce Bigelow movie:

It really sucks that there will be no building erection for Harry Baals. Even if they shaved off the tip, it would still be a huge projectile and the town probably couldn't take it all... in.

Ball State University is in Indiana.

So why should the folks in Indiana have a problem with a Harry Baals Building?

This thread will never die.

Intentional or just bureaucratic ineffectualness?

Damn, I heard about lighting your farts on fire, but I didn't think you could take out a linebacker.

This is how you know the dog doesn't respect you.

Google Street View

I feel sad for our species when signs like this are necessary.

Please tell me that's a mistranslation.

Either way She wants those.