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All religions are scams, and so are post-rapture pet care services. Do you really think the individual guy, Bob, who thinks he's a fucking genius for coming up with the idea of providing a future service he'll never have to deliver would actually be able to deliver that service if the rapture actually happened? Of course not. Bob isn't going to waste any of the profits he got scamming dumb-ass religious folk by hiring pet care takers, and even if he did, the hired pet care takers would just be scammers as well.

Every atheist has thought up this easy money idea. The vast majority of atheists have too much ethics to actually go through with it.

Dan8267 says

Do you really think the individual guy, Bob, who thinks he's a fucking genius for coming up with the idea of providing a future service he'll never have to deliver would actually be able to deliver that service if the rapture actually happened?

From the FAQ on the site:

"Isn’t the world going to be totally collapsed after the Rapture?

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion. However, the majority of people will still be on earth, and communications will be their first priority to maintain. Therefore, I believe it will not be a problem to coordinate activities to rescue and care for your pets. As far as the data about all registered pets, it is located on Google servers (the most secure servers in the world) as well as our own server in Lansing, Michigan (away from political and military hot spots to minimize chance of destruction if there is a post-Rapture war). The non-Christian administrators assigned to coordinate our efforts after we’re gone are also located in multiple locations, all with log in information."

Dan8267 says

Every atheist has thought up this easy money idea. The vast majority of atheists have too much ethics to actually go through with it.

I wonder how many christians actually sign up for the service. I suspect that more money is made by selling atheists novelty gear that gives them a chuckle.
http://www.cafepress.com/rapturepetcare/7108142

leo707 says

From the FAQ on the site:

"Isn’t the world going to be totally collapsed after the Rapture?

When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion. However, the majority of people will still be on earth, and communications will be their first priority to maintain. Therefore, I believe it will not be a problem to coordinate activities to rescue and care for your pets.

Well, I'm convinced.

leo707 says

I wonder how many christians actually sign up for the service. I suspect that more money is made by selling atheists novelty gear that gives them a chuckle.

You're probably right.

Poll: 99% Of Humans Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope

Happy pagan celebration of spring solstice with symbols of fertility (rabbits, eggs)!

The cannibal anarchists will use their sawed off skulls as dog dishes. Rapture that, Batman!

As for me,I worship at the Temple of PatNet because this is where the All Knowings reside.

curious2 says

Habemus Puppy!

curious2 says

Poll: 99% Of Humans Would Prefer Big, Slobbery Hound Dog Pope

That makes no sense. The hat is clearly designed for a rabbit. It's all about the ears.

I'm afraid my animal companions won't be here to keep me company after The Rapture.

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

I like 'em rolled in corn flakes and deep fried!