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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,315,888 views  9,698 comments

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388   elliemae   2013 Apr 21, 1:41am  

Years ago I had a mentally ill patient who inserted a thermometer into his penis & then hit it with a rubber mallet. After he was discharged from the hospital, he went to the store and attempted to return the mallet.

Since he hadn't even wiped it off, they refused. ugh

389   Ceffer   2013 Apr 21, 4:14am  

When you are tenderizing your penis, the metal thermometers they use for turkeys work much better.

398   elliemae   2013 May 19, 12:28pm  

This was included in a collection of photos of the worst parents ever.

400   Tenpoundbass   2013 May 22, 5:48am  

Maybe he's apologizing.

403   Dan8267   2013 Jun 2, 6:20am  

Why America is obese.

404   Dan8267   2013 Jun 2, 6:21am  

So this is what I'd look like if I stuck my head up a Koala's ass.

405   EastCoastBubbleBoy   2013 Jun 8, 12:14pm  

Dan8267 says

Why America is obese.

Cheese! That must be our problem. Cheese makes us fat.

406   Tenpoundbass   2013 Jun 9, 3:00am  

Fat people are NOT your Problem.
In fact, they are one of your strong points.
When the shit hits the fan, you'll be fit enough to make it to the escape pods before everyone else does. That's got to account for something.

419   RWSGFY   2013 Jun 27, 6:39am  

mmmarvel says

Roberto, what happened to you?

427   mell   2013 Jul 18, 2:43pm  

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