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Examples of stupid comments I’m tired of reading in real estate reports and listings:


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2006 Aug 3, 11:42am   26,314 views  227 comments

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charming handyman's special!

Choices Increase for Buyers…. …. Real Estate Board President, Joe Doe, notes that while sales have softened slightly, prices have remained relatively stable and are up compared to the beginning of the year….[agghh, inventory is tracking much higher than sales, month after month]

Private garden with a fenced yard on a quiet street. Perfect for kids, pets and a veggie garden….. Partially updated with new maple kitchen and hot water tank in this comfy light filled doublewide [mobile!]. Perfect "as is" rental for renters with pets or college students [nearest college is 40 miles away. Yes, we are including a hot water tank].

REVENUE, REVENUE, REVENUE!! Nothing to do but collect your rental income! [of course, the mortgage payments alone are about double the current rent …]

Priced to sell, quick possession. [We need cash. Please.]

Move right in condition. [What, this is a selling point for a HOUSE?]

First time on the market in 50 years! [I see dead people]

Inside shows very nicely. [Outside, not so much]

Character …. 3 bedroom home on quiet street. Tenanted -- renting for $1200, planning on leaving end of August. Great investment or holding property. [mortgage payment with 20% down at 6% = $1657]

This is a very well maintained 1940's home with many substantial upgrades & is perfect for the 1st time home buyer. [mortgage payment with 10% down at 6% = $2126 = necessary annual income of $80,000. Local median family income is $55,000. Lots of potential first time buyers at these LOW, LOW prices]

I could go on, but you get the picture. Feel free to supply your own versions of the insanity of the Real Estate babble, with links if you like…

The language skills of real estate journalists and salespeople are getting a real work-out these days; if this continues, I expect to see future examples of creativity that would get excellent marks from a grade 8 creative writing teacher [punctuation, not so much…].

tsusiat

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181   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 10:14am  

@astrid, X & requiem,

Again, I'm a little suspicious about the source of that story. Live coerced organ harvesting seems a tad extreme even for the Chinese government. Shooting dissidents and running over student protestors with tanks, sure, but organ harvesting??

182   tsusiat   2006 Aug 4, 10:15am  

Good grief!

183   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 10:27am  

Are you sure you people are Californians? You’re giving me a bummer.

Huh?

184   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 10:41am  

@Peter P,

Let me translate in Californian: He means to say you're harshing his buzz with all the totally bogus gloom-n-doom talk.

185   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:43am  

MA,

You're confusing NorCal with SoCal:) Have you checked out the fog coverage in SF during summer?

186   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:47am  

HARM,

Though I don't believe the source at all, organ harvesting from condemned prisoners would be something 80+% of Mainland Chinese could get behind. Condemned prisoners are gonna die anyways, so why not let their organs "serve society"? China is the land of historic female infanticides and lots of gender selective abortions (and not few female baby crib deaths) to this day. Is coercing a couple condemned organs really so heinous in contrast?

187   GallopingCheetah   2006 Aug 4, 10:49am  

HARM,

I don't generally follow politics on the other side of the Pacific. So I could be fooled.

188   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:52am  

Peter P,

I am a cultural relativist, in that I believe every society defines its own rules and adjust those rules over time to suit their conditions. I'm not a cultural relativist in that I think people can disobey on the books laws (eg., no bondage, no female circumcision) of the society in which they live.

I may not like how most governments of Africa run their land, but I sure as hell don't want the US imposing its moral authority (if any remains after Abu Ghraib) on these countries.

189   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 10:55am  

GC,

Come on! It's the Epoch Times, can you really not know?

I would actually like to get a job in Shanghai (or preferably, bi-coastal btwn Shanghai and SF). China's not really that bad, if you have money and AC and connections and no uncontrollable impulse for social justice.

However, China proper (excluding HK) has no world class city yet.

190   GallopingCheetah   2006 Aug 4, 10:58am  

I really don't know its actual backing. Seriously.

191   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:03am  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epoch_Times

It's basically like the anti-CCP version of a Marxist tabloid rag.

I admit the story is plausible enough and I've heard of similar accounts before. But the source! It's like having the National Inquirer unearth Abu Ghraib. Sure it's a deadly serious matter, but it's the National Inquirer!

192   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:05am  

MA,

Yes, a common mistake for non-Californians. But really CA is like five or six states cramed in together. Most parts of CA resemble neighboring states (or countries...cough Mexico cough) than they do each other.

193   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:30am  

I figured you were extending the joke from earlier about outsider misperceptions about CA's beach bunny/tanned outdoorsy dude reputation.

I personally couldn't bear to live in SoCal. I was there for college and I hated my first two years there. The next two were kind of funny because I still didn't like SoCal but made good friends with people who were walking valley girl cliches.

Compared to SoCal, BA weather and traffic is pretty nice and you catch glimpses of green here and there. However, BA's natural beauty is a bit exaggerated. The Marin Headlands and Mt. Tam are nice, but otherwise, BA is not a great access point to the outdoors. Pt. Reyes is at least an hour away, Yosemite is at least 2.5 hrs away, and most of the Sierras is 4 or 5 hours away.

194   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:47am  

google,

To be fair, Falun Gong is a fairly crazy cult modelled on Scientology (no medicine, attracting lots of sick people hoping for a cheap cure-all), so a slightly higher than average incidence of death should not be a surprise.

The other thing that my parents used to bring up about the GLP and CR is how the experience utterly destroyed the Chinese morality and civil society. Chinese people today are on average quite selfish and self centered. According to my parents, back in the 50s and 60s the people cared much more about each other and their community, and venerated the CCP leadership. Nowadays, people are so callous that there are often reports of public rapes and beatings in crowded areas, where nobody in the crowd lifted a finger to help the victim.

195   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 12:32pm  

MA,

It really depends on when you visit BA. Come November through May and you'll see green hills. Come March through June and you'll see some wildflowers, but it gets brown quickly afterwards. I guess that's what goes for seasons in the BA.

However, PNW summers are particularly glorious. I took a short roadtrip one summer up the 101 to Mt. Hood and Mt. Rainier, and the blooms at Paradise were like a dream. You guys have foxgloves and beargrass and avalanch lilies growing willynilly everywhere, and you have blackberries the size of my big toe just growing in ditches next to the road. B

I hated LA. Maybe it's not so bad on the westside but once you get into the valleys, the smog is just horrible in the summer and there's very little tree cover. The nice neighborhoods with huge water bills look okay, but the rest of the place was just depressing.

And the dust is horrible too. My (fairly new) college dorm got more dust accumulating in a week than my parents' home in VA would get in 3 months.

196   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 12:33pm  

NorCal also has slightly better roads. SoCal roads are just unbelievably bad and congested

197   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 1:18pm  

And the dust is horrible too. My (fairly new) college dorm got more dust accumulating in a week than my parents’ home in VA would get in 3 months

astrid,

You're right on the money here. I recall being shocked at how infrequently I could get away with dusting my apartment or washing my car when I lived in Atlanta. In L.A., you pretty much have to vacuum & dust your place at least weekly, or it really builds up and coats everything. If you don't wash your car at least bi-monthly, it starts to look abandoned.

MA,

I don't know what part of SoCal you're talking about (south OC maybe?) but most of L.A. and the Inland Empire is a polluted toilet. You must have visited some very select areas. Certainly not downtown, Hollywood or the Valleys.

198   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 2:49pm  

The other thing that my parents used to bring up about the GLP and CR is how the experience utterly destroyed the Chinese morality and civil society. Chinese people today are on average quite selfish and self centered.

This is so sad. :(

199   Peter P   2006 Aug 4, 3:01pm  

Umm, you may want to read your history before making such stupid comments. The Great Leap Forward caused 20-30 MILLION Chinese to die of starvation. And the Cultural Revolution, whilst not as lethal, seriously screwed their society up for decades.

These are extreme tragedies but I doubt we can prevent similar disasters from happening again sometime, somewhere. :(

The flu pandemic in 1918 killed 20-40 millions. Are human catastrophes worse than natural calamities?

200   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 3:27pm  

Peter P,

I think so. Other than famine, natural disasters tend to play out faster and be less traumatic. There's also less bad blood after the fact.

201   Randy H   2006 Aug 4, 3:43pm  

huh?

202   tsusiat   2006 Aug 4, 4:13pm  

I hate all you hurricanes, yer good for nuttin' An you earhtquakers, I'm not gonna forgit, I can't stand what ya dun to us, we'se enemies now ferever!

Yep, I agree, bad blood usually follows the human tragedies. Tsunamis, fire and earthquakes, that's just any old indiscriminate bloodin', ya know.

203   nrecob   2006 Aug 4, 4:34pm  

"Speaking [tangentially] of realtwhore comments… one of the guests at a party I went to recently was a realtwhore.

She kept whining about how the “Main Street Media” (sic) was being pessimistic and scaring off the buyers from this wonderful buyers market.

So I think I heard wrong, so I say ‘what media?’

And she goes, ‘The Main Street Media, you know - newspapers and tv’.

I tried not to laugh out loud, and the cocktail I was drinking nearly snorted out my nose…

SP"

She's a walking example of "If you think education is expensive..."

204   OO   2006 Aug 4, 4:38pm  

I don't think one should prepare for the eurology of the US economy.

I am not sure about India, but I know the engineering situations in China very well, since a few of my friends are running big outsourcing outfits in China taking projects from Japan and the US. Their coders are surely cheap compared to us ($1000 USD/ month), but far from being good. Most medium to high level engineering projects cannot be outsourced, and experienced coders over there command easily $2K USD / month, although his skills are not that advanced measured by our standard, his cost is staggeringly expensive if you take into consideration of the admin cost required on top of his $2K/m salary. The consensus is, China will hit a glass ceiling trying to climb up the food chain.

If you have ever been to the recruiting fairs at the top Chinese universities, which I have, you will have even a more sober picture of the country. English is the number one priority on their list, so you can find a lot of fluent English speakers - with little engineering or science skills, because those creme de la creme engineers are already on their way to the US and Europe trying to compete with engineers here on equal footing by becoming one of the local guys. So what's left are pretty mediocre quality engineers who can just get the basics done.

Regarding innovation, I am not going to cast my bet on a country with a Geat Firewall.

205   OO   2006 Aug 4, 4:45pm  

Organ harvesting in China is true, because I know someone (American) who is an investor in such an organ harvesting system. It is an extremely lucrative business, and the paying patients come mainly from developed countries. Organs are typically sourced from prisoners on the death row, but occasionally you do get desperate village peasants who want to raise enough money for their kids' education.

While it seems very unethical on surface, I am not sure if I should condemn it or actually promote it. The only problem I have with this is, the money earned from organ harvesting is passed on to the corrupt officials along the "value chain" instead of being given back to the family of those on the death row. If you have a beloved one who is dying because he can't find a suitable organ donor, would you want to buy an organ for him from the black market? I know I would.

In an idealistic world, all life is created equal, or at least that is what we strive for. But in reality, if you are a peasant in China with absolutely no hope of making it, and life is absolutely misery, so you'd like to sell one of your kidneys so that your kid will stand a chance in the future, should you be denied that opportunity? Perhaps not. It is the same thing as prison labor, I personally have no problems with prison labor if they are not forced to work in a compromising situation.

206   nrecob   2006 Aug 4, 4:49pm  

"You’re right on the money here. I recall being shocked at how infrequently I could get away with dusting my apartment or washing my car when I lived in Atlanta. In L.A., you pretty much have to vacuum & dust your place at least weekly, or it really builds up and coats everything."

I'd gladly wash/dust weekly--Atlanta=shithole best seen either in your rear view mirror or from 30,000 feet ;)

207   HARM   2006 Aug 4, 5:06pm  

I’d gladly wash/dust weekly–Atlanta=shithole best seen either in your rear view mirror or from 30,000 feet.

Huh? If I had my way (i.e., with a job offer in hand), I'd already be back there. Atlanta is MUCH nicer than L.A.

208   surfer-x   2006 Aug 4, 5:31pm  

But in reality, if you are a peasant in China with absolutely no hope of making it, and life is absolutely misery, so you’d like to sell one of your kidneys so that your kid will stand a chance in the future, should you be denied that opportunity?

And the little fine line is extended to include selling one daughter so the others may survive, it's called slavery.

209   OO   2006 Aug 4, 7:23pm  

China is practising defacto slavery as we speak.

There are two kinds of registry, one for the peasants, one for the urban people, all major cities have their own registry. If you don't belong to a city's registry, you are denied rights of free education, or medicare or even job opportunities in that city. Although it is getting better than before, the most lucrative jobs preclude migrants from the countryside no matter how outstanding their ability is. The Chinese registry system is modelled after the serf labor establishments set up by Peter the Great of Russia.

That's why we can afford such cheap electronics or clothings from China because peasant labor are paid next to nothing, while the government doesn't have to take care of them in terms of social security or medicare. About 900 million peasants in China fall into such a category, and the Chinese that can make it out of China legally are mostly urban population, it is also understandable why these Chinese defend their abandoned country so relentlessly because they are the beneficiaries of such a system.

Although China doesn't have a caste system like India, it is a true caste system in practice, except there are only two castes, the peasants (slaves) and the urban population.

It is sad, but an economic reality. When you have millions of excess labor supply, they are willing to do anything to get by. The sadder truth for all of us living comfortably in an already developed country is, due to globalization and free flow of capital, our standard of living will have to converge with that of the Chinese pseudo-slaves. Either they rise up to meet ours, or we sink down to meet theirs.

210   astrid   2006 Aug 4, 11:07pm  

tsusiat,

That is funny, I'm gonna try that the next time the weather in DC gets above 100 F. Incidentally my boyfriend recently declared the sun his mortal enemy. The sun got the best of him, since Pleasanton went up to 113 F soon after he made the declaration, he said that it was warm even with the AC on and living in a first floor apartment.

OO,

Yup. I wish Westerners were less hung up on bio-ethics and Judeo-Christian ideals about what's acceptable and what is not. Homo economicus is ruled to be unethical by people who have a 2000 year old value system that they're constantly reinterpreting for the sake of political expediency.

I actually like the idea of a limited organ market. Properly overseen, there's virtually no downside for any of the players involved. Some parents in China would happily give their lives if that would help establish their kids into a prosperous life.

I think you're exaggerating the strictness of the rural/urban divide a bit too far. For a select few, it is possible to test into a university and then work towards an urban life. Also, many rural registered people do live in big cities and quite a few of them have quite a successful life - they obviously aren't educated or connected enough to work as executives or cadres, but many do fairly well for themselves.

Also, not quite all the outstanding people have left :) I have a second cousin who is quite brillant technically and very good with people, and she's staying in China because she really loves her job. I am trying to convince her to emigrate to Canada though...

211   nrecob   2006 Aug 5, 1:19am  

"I’d gladly wash/dust weekly–Atlanta=shithole best seen either in your rear view mirror or from 30,000 feet.

Huh? If I had my way (i.e., with a job offer in hand), I’d already be back there. Atlanta is MUCH nicer than L.A."

Really? How so?

212   astrid   2006 Aug 5, 1:34am  

I can only assume HARM is either an indoor person or immune to heat and mosquitoes. I've never been to Atlanta (never ever had any reason to go there) but it always seemed like it would be extremely generic, sort of a slightly polished up Houston.

213   nrecob   2006 Aug 5, 1:52am  

Astrid, your picture of Atlanta is generous and as for Georgia, it is my 51st choice out of the 50 states--I can't wait to get back West....

214   astrid   2006 Aug 5, 1:55am  

Come on, it's can't be that bad. Surely Nevada and North Dakota and Indiana and Ohio and Houston are even less pleasant!

215   nrecob   2006 Aug 5, 2:26am  

Astrid, actually it is--I don't remember [in recent history anyway] living someplace I liked less. Then again one gets spoiled living in places like La Jolla, Honolulu and Maui ;) Btw, there's not a thing wrong with Nevada--at least Vegas or more accurately Henderson [SE suburb of Las Vegas]. Henderson was NICE when I first lived there ('96-'00).

Sign me "The Lights Were Never On In Georgia" :) lol

216   astrid   2006 Aug 5, 2:52am  

"Then again one gets spoiled living in places like La Jolla, Honolulu and Maui"

Atlanta would definitely be the dog in that bunch :P I do find Nevada to be quite depressing. The landscape is just so arid and devoid of color.

217   nrecob   2006 Aug 5, 3:26am  

"Atlanta would definitely be the dog in that bunch :P I do find Nevada to be quite depressing. The landscape is just so arid and devoid of color."

Most DEFINITELY the Dog....
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Depressing? Henderson's nice (or at least it used to be).
Devoid of color? Red Rock/Valley of Fire are worth a look....

--How many days left in this shitbox known as "the A-T-L"? Don't know exactly but I know one thing for sure-- I'll miss it about as much as a field audit ;)

218   astrid   2006 Aug 5, 3:45am  

But Valley of Fire is virtually in AZ/UT! :)

It's just hard to imagine that ATL is so bad. It's just so bland. Miami or Houston has just got to be worse.

If all else US fails to live down to ATL, just remember it's 110 F + humidity in the Persian Gulf.

219   nrecob   2006 Aug 5, 6:28am  

"But Valley of Fire is virtually in AZ/UT! :)

It’s just hard to imagine that ATL is so bad. It’s just so bland. Miami or Houston has just got to be worse.

If all else US fails to live down to ATL, just remember it’s 110 F + humidity in the Persian Gulf."

The Valley of Fire I'm referring to is definitely in Nevada [North of Vegas on I-15 as I recall]...were you thinking of Sedona?

I can't speak about Houston only having been at the airport...but Miami definitely has it's plusses!

Persian Gulf? Been there, done that! ['91] NEVER again!

I think I'm just going to go somewhere new--Capri or Venice should do nicely....

220   HARM   2006 Aug 5, 11:09am  

Then again one gets spoiled living in places like La Jolla, Honolulu and Maui.

Well now, that's hardly a fair comparison, is it? Almost anything compared to Hawaii looks like shit. La Jolla is one of the most beautiful (and most expensive) coastal cities in CA, so not even that's a fair comparison. Maybe La Jolla vs. Buckhead would be a little more fair, but then again, Buckhead doesn't have a beach. How about Buckhead vs. Savannah?

I still contend you can live far better on a middle-class salary in ATL than almost anywhere in CA.

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