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clambo
2025 Feb 12, 1:22pm
Wanna know if a girl really likes you? Stop seeking her out for sexual encounters.
If she doesn't like you, she'll never mention the change.
If she likes you, she'll start asking questions to find out the "reason for the change."
Edit: Should you care if a girl really likes you?
Not always.
If she doesn't like you, she'll never mention the change.
If she likes you, she'll start asking questions to find out the "reason for the change."
Edit: Should you care if a girl really likes you?
Not always.
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Ceffer
2025 Feb 15, 12:36pm
Ceffer
2025 Feb 15, 12:36pm
Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"
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Ceffer
2025 Feb 15, 12:38pm
Ceffer
2025 Feb 15, 12:38pm
You never really win. You just set yourself up for some kind of leisurely, crafted revenge.
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HeadSet
2025 Feb 15, 1:58pm
HeadSet
2025 Feb 15, 1:58pm
Ceffer says
Alpha response - "Yeah, well I got a "post" for ya!"
Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"
Alpha response - "Yeah, well I got a "post" for ya!"
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Ceffer
2025 Feb 17, 7:48pm
Ceffer
2025 Feb 17, 7:48pm
Chat GPT probably isn't allowed to talk about militant lesbians and daffy LibbyFucks directly.
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Ceffer
2025 Feb 18, 1:46pm
Ceffer
2025 Feb 18, 1:46pm
Sorry, you need alien channeling or demon possession for that skill.
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