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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,944,457 views  11,870 comments

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10002   Patrick   2025 Feb 12, 11:46am  

Yes, this is true.

Women are excited by the prospect of sex with a high-value man, but not with someone they just settled for.
10003   clambo   2025 Feb 12, 1:22pm  

Wanna know if a girl really likes you? Stop seeking her out for sexual encounters.
If she doesn't like you, she'll never mention the change.
If she likes you, she'll start asking questions to find out the "reason for the change."

Edit: Should you care if a girl really likes you?
Not always.
10004   HeadSet   2025 Feb 12, 2:39pm  

Ironic if that girl now has to clean the doll.
10012   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:36pm  

Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"

10013   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:38pm  

You never really win. You just set yourself up for some kind of leisurely, crafted revenge.

10014   Ceffer   2025 Feb 15, 12:41pm  

Female aphrodisiac: makes her ache for chocolate ice cream.

10020   HeadSet   2025 Feb 15, 1:58pm  

Ceffer says

Internet soap opera lines: "I can't stop thinking about your posts 24 hours a day." "I can't live without your posts." "Will you be my one and only poster forever?"

Alpha response - "Yeah, well I got a "post" for ya!"
10032   Ceffer   2025 Feb 16, 10:13pm  

Another blow job before bed works even better.
Booger says




10035   Ceffer   2025 Feb 17, 7:48pm  

Chat GPT probably isn't allowed to talk about militant lesbians and daffy LibbyFucks directly.

10036   Ceffer   2025 Feb 17, 11:59pm  

Fake but fun.

10038   RWSGFY   2025 Feb 18, 8:28am  

Ceffer says

Fake but fun.




This is better:


10039   Ceffer   2025 Feb 18, 11:53am  

I would name him "PleaseDon'tRipMyFaceOff".

10040   Ceffer   2025 Feb 18, 1:46pm  

Sorry, you need alien channeling or demon possession for that skill.

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