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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,349,065 views  10,248 comments

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10227   Ceffer   2025 Mar 17, 1:23pm  

They must have tested it on all the leaders of the EU and Britain.

https://militarymatters.online/oddball/the-gay-bomb-yesreally/
10228   Patrick   2025 Mar 17, 2:01pm  

And Canada.

And then there's Barry.
10229   Ceffer   2025 Mar 17, 3:01pm  

Throw a garter snake at him and he'll cringe like a girly man.



10230   Ceffer   2025 Mar 17, 3:07pm  

Dog shoulda pissed on the veggie plate. Making dogs vegetarian is cruel and unusual punishment. We had a neighbor who did that with her Bisson and the animal could barely walk.
10231   stereotomy   2025 Mar 17, 3:42pm  

The vast majority of vegetarian animals are ruminants; there are sloths, pandas, and gorillas as well, but they are relative niche adaptations to local environments. All else are omnivores or carnivores. Even blue whales are carnivores - they eat krill, a crustacean akin to shrimp. All birds are at least omnivores, with the raptors leaning more towards carnivore.

This vegetarian bullshit is a 19th century mind virus that must die. India is another story - there's a lot more meat eating for pregnant and nursing mothers, as well as for young children. Let the Indian bothers chime in about this - I'm sure all of us sahibs would dig your perspective.
10233   Tenpoundbass   2025 Mar 17, 3:57pm  

Dogs are opportunist. The pet food industry is pure crap and dogs only eat it as the last resort, if they have ever eaten human food and knows the difference.
Sure your dog will eat a carrot stick, because you're eating it. He takes it because it means a meat morsel might be following. But if you put that carrot stick up against a slice of beef, the dog wont even give the carrot another look.

Our Husky German Sheppard mix, gawks at us during every meal. If the doesn't get a table scrap, he will begrudgingly swagger over to his kibble bowl and take a few bites.
10235   Tenpoundbass   2025 Mar 17, 4:45pm  

Fuck those cutesy wild animal videos. Obviously those are quasi domesticated big cats that are cared for on a preserve. They have probably known those vets since the day they were born.

I hate those videos, where the Sean Hannity AI bot is saying a guy stumbled on a Deer trying to get his attention, the guy ran over and saw another deer stuck in a fence, and rescued it. The next day the deer family were so grateful they brought all of the fawns to meet them. They also do it with Owls, Wolves or what ever. Always obviously kept animals that has a report with the person in the video. Many times, the animal they keep showing in the video isn't even the same animal, the same place or the same person.

I'm more tolerant of the sexy Powerball winner women on Twitter that keeps messaging me, wanting to give me money.
10236   Patrick   2025 Mar 17, 5:20pm  

stereotomy says


All birds are at least omnivores


True, I didn't realize this until we had chickens. Throw them a carcass and they will strip it to bones. They might even swallow the smaller bones.
10237   HeadSet   2025 Mar 17, 7:35pm  

Ceffer says


US Military Gay Bomb Research (1994)

Must have had a lab leak in San Francisco.
10238   HeadSet   2025 Mar 17, 7:38pm  

stereotomy says

All birds are at least omnivores

Yep, and robins are pure carnivores.
10239   Ceffer   2025 Mar 17, 7:40pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Fuck those cutesy wild animal videos.

I didn't show the part where they tear the female game wardens limb from limb and fed them to their pups. I thought that would be unseemly.
10240   Ceffer   2025 Mar 18, 11:25am  

"Wow, thanks, guys. Now, if you could only invent a whale fleshlight, it would be much appreciated."
10241   Patrick   2025 Mar 18, 11:32am  

@Ceffer Where do you find these videos?
10242   Ceffer   2025 Mar 18, 12:04pm  

I could reveal my source, but I would have to kill you.

Basically it is just random surfing stuff from Telegram.
10243   Patrick   2025 Mar 18, 12:35pm  

I wonder if their videos can be directly linked to and play. Can you copy a link from Telegram which ends in .mp4? That would automatically play on my site without an upload.

I keep running into my storage limits because videos are comparatively large.
10245   clambo   2025 Mar 18, 6:21pm  

That video of washing a whale is fake.
10246   Ceffer   2025 Mar 19, 12:01am  

Apparently military believe Sasquatch is real. One guy had a story of a friend who was special ops who was routinely dropped off on survival training missions by himself in wilderness areas. He said when dropped off in remote Alaska, he was astounded to see one by a lake listening to a pile of stones that it ?? had constructed apparently as some kind of comm or monitoring utility. Some think they may be interdimensional.

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