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Strategist
2018 Dec 1, 8:02am
Strategist
2018 Dec 1, 8:02am
Dear Martians, we come in peace. And for your land, gold, and women.
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Tenpoundbass
2018 Dec 3, 6:35am
Tenpoundbass
2018 Dec 3, 6:35am
If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.
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HeadSet
2018 Dec 3, 6:43am
HeadSet
2018 Dec 3, 6:43am
Tenpoundbass says
A bicycle would be faster and otherwise more practical. I think the cutie here is just trying to be funny.
If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.
A bicycle would be faster and otherwise more practical. I think the cutie here is just trying to be funny.
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Ceffer
2018 Dec 3, 9:51am
Ceffer
2018 Dec 3, 9:51am
She wound up in doll jail for running down Barbie and Ken while drunk (again) and crushing several toes.
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Booger
2018 Dec 13, 4:09pm
Booger
2018 Dec 13, 4:09pm
This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker:
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