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Can't quite read it, but I assume they misspelled the word "gasoline".

When my dad died, we got one of those free military tombstones because he had been in the military and that's one of the military benefits. Absolutely certain we filled out the form correctly, but it came back with both his name misspelled and a date wrong. Holy cow, can we even really fight wars with a military like that?

Or maybe it was deliberate hostility by the tombstone engraver, who doesn't like his work. Or maybe he gets more money to do it over and was angling for a re-do.

Anyway, we ended up buying a normal tombstone and found that the private sector worked far better than the government did, probably because we could withhold payment if they screwed it up. For the "free" military tombstone, they already got our tax money, so what recourse is there? Complain to the government? Lol.

www.youtube.com/embed/HtuSdqFGLnY

http://readfakenews.com HA!

Took me a minute to get one, lol.

Tenpoundbass says

They just did it to drive the acronym compulsives crazy.

First contact with illegal aliens from earth:

Dear Martians, we come in peace. And for your land, gold, and women.

Haha. Good one.

If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.

Tenpoundbass says

If she drinks and drives that thing, it will still land her another DUI.
If she drives that on the road a cop can still cite her for operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license.

A bicycle would be faster and otherwise more practical. I think the cutie here is just trying to be funny.

She wound up in doll jail for running down Barbie and Ken while drunk (again) and crushing several toes.

Patrick says

I wish my echocardiogram looked this good.