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Tenpoundbass
2018 Nov 5, 12:34pm
Tenpoundbass
2018 Nov 5, 12:34pm
HeadSet says
You would think with pockets that big she could squeeze in the pocket Constitution.
I do not see it - what is the joke in the Cher-Hillary pic above?
You would think with pockets that big she could squeeze in the pocket Constitution.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2018 Nov 5, 4:33pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2018 Nov 5, 4:33pm
georgeliberte says
In all seriousness though, unless you have a note from your dentist, nobody over 12 should be using a straw.
It's the beverage equivalent of cutting off the crust from a sandwich.
In all seriousness though, unless you have a note from your dentist, nobody over 12 should be using a straw.
It's the beverage equivalent of cutting off the crust from a sandwich.
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Patrick
2018 Nov 18, 8:33pm
Patrick
2018 Nov 18, 8:33pm
Can't quite read it, but I assume they misspelled the word "gasoline".
When my dad died, we got one of those free military tombstones because he had been in the military and that's one of the military benefits. Absolutely certain we filled out the form correctly, but it came back with both his name misspelled and a date wrong. Holy cow, can we even really fight wars with a military like that?
Or maybe it was deliberate hostility by the tombstone engraver, who doesn't like his work. Or maybe he gets more money to do it over and was angling for a re-do.
Anyway, we ended up buying a normal tombstone and found that the private sector worked far better than the government did, probably because we could withhold payment if they screwed it up. For the "free" military tombstone, they already got our tax money, so what recourse is there? Complain to the government? Lol.
When my dad died, we got one of those free military tombstones because he had been in the military and that's one of the military benefits. Absolutely certain we filled out the form correctly, but it came back with both his name misspelled and a date wrong. Holy cow, can we even really fight wars with a military like that?
Or maybe it was deliberate hostility by the tombstone engraver, who doesn't like his work. Or maybe he gets more money to do it over and was angling for a re-do.
Anyway, we ended up buying a normal tombstone and found that the private sector worked far better than the government did, probably because we could withhold payment if they screwed it up. For the "free" military tombstone, they already got our tax money, so what recourse is there? Complain to the government? Lol.
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Strategist
2018 Dec 1, 8:02am
Strategist
2018 Dec 1, 8:02am
Dear Martians, we come in peace. And for your land, gold, and women.
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