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HeadSet
2020 Jan 18, 7:13am
HeadSet
2020 Jan 18, 7:13am
Booger says
What are you saying, he beat off the cops? Did he beat the rap as well? In the old days, cops were referred to as "Dicks." In that case, we could say he was beating the Dicks while he was beating his dick.
What are you saying, he beat off the cops? Did he beat the rap as well? In the old days, cops were referred to as "Dicks." In that case, we could say he was beating the Dicks while he was beating his dick.
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Patrick
2020 Jan 18, 4:55pm
OK, it's not funny, but thought it was interesting.
I miss the Midwestern thunderstorms I grew up with.
Patrick
2020 Jan 18, 4:55pm
OK, it's not funny, but thought it was interesting.
I miss the Midwestern thunderstorms I grew up with.
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rocketjoe79
2020 Jan 18, 5:53pm
rocketjoe79
2020 Jan 18, 5:53pm
As long as there aren't tornadoes, I'm cool. But yellow and above areas on the map can have tornadoes. Not cool.
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HeadSet
2020 Jan 18, 6:09pm
HeadSet
2020 Jan 18, 6:09pm
I miss the Midwestern thunderstorms I grew up with.
Miss the egg sized hail as well?
Miss the egg sized hail as well?
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Patrick
2020 Jan 21, 6:45am
Patrick
2020 Jan 21, 6:45am
I think this is actually true. Crime is necessary for the servants of the rich to be able to afford housing anywhere within commuting distance of the rich.
And so within a few miles of every super-rich urban area there is crime-ridden area where the maids and gardeners live. Atherton has Redwood City and East Palo Alto, for example.
Without crime keeping those rents down by keeping out the hipsters, the rich would not be able to have servants at all. Unacceptable.
And so within a few miles of every super-rich urban area there is crime-ridden area where the maids and gardeners live. Atherton has Redwood City and East Palo Alto, for example.
Without crime keeping those rents down by keeping out the hipsters, the rich would not be able to have servants at all. Unacceptable.
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Heraclitusstudent
2020 Jan 21, 6:47am
Heraclitusstudent
2020 Jan 21, 6:47am
Not to mention the rich need a place closeby to buy drugs.
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Ceffer
2020 Jan 22, 1:06am
Ceffer
2020 Jan 22, 1:06am
It seems appropriate that the NSA would have the world's largest collection of dick pix. Surveillance isn't for the squeamish.
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rocketjoe79
2020 Jan 22, 7:55am
rocketjoe79
2020 Jan 22, 7:55am
Patrick says
Is possession of dick pics illegal? Can't consenting adults send pics to each other? Now, if some were underage, that's a different animal. But how would you verify?
Is possession of dick pics illegal? Can't consenting adults send pics to each other? Now, if some were underage, that's a different animal. But how would you verify?
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RC2006
2020 Jan 22, 8:04am
RC2006
2020 Jan 22, 8:04am
rocketjoe79 says
Says NSA maybe they are from unauthorized spying through webcams and stuff.
Patrick says
Is possession of dick pics illegal? Can't consenting adults send pics to each other? Now, if some were underage, that's a different animal. But how would you verify?
Says NSA maybe they are from unauthorized spying through webcams and stuff.
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HeadSet
2020 Jan 22, 4:38pm
HeadSet
2020 Jan 22, 4:38pm
Now that above picture is sad. Since when a person dies they pee and poop, and since nobody noticed the smell, it implies that such smells were normal for that guy.
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