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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 16, 7:17pm
RC2006 says
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
Love love LOVE taller women than me. I steel them from my 6'4" pal. It's always all legs so it doesn't matter in bed. Tall women are worth the climb!
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Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 21, 12:43pm
This is actually true.
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
A very fat divorced woman neighbor asked me and my wife how we stayed married so long.
I was so tempted to reply: "Don't get fat and give him a lot of sex."
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2020 Jul 24, 9:14pm
Perfect setup! Believable: Have you notice how glasses are washed at a typical bar? They just dunk it in dishwater, wipe, then it's ready for more!
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