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richwicks
2021 Mar 16, 1:36pm
richwicks
2021 Mar 16, 1:36pm
Patrick says
This guy was shot for carrying a plastic spoon:
https://www.guns.com/news/2014/12/18/man-with-mental-health-problems-shot-dead-by-police-while-wielding-spoon-video
This mentally ill man was shot because the police claimed they felt "threatened". Watch the video, would YOU have been threatened by this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny0mpmioKg
One of the police officers was recorded saying he was going to shoot the man in the balls - and he did BTW.
Some police are just brutal fucking monsters. Derek Chauvin wasn't. Ironically, he restored some of my faith in the goodness of police. If you've seen the full body cam footage (and I'm certain you have) he was even polite, and was QUITE patient. I gained a lot of respect for police with how Chavin acted with Floyd. If HE goes to jail, our system is fucking broken. Riots should ensue then.
George Floyd was a brutal drug addict, and he was NOT cleaning up his life. I feel badly for Floyd, but he killed himself with a drug overdose. Chauvin didn't kill him.
I wonder how many people would have been shot by police if they did not commit crimes nor resist arrest? I suppose it would be NONE, except for the rare accident.
This guy was shot for carrying a plastic spoon:
https://www.guns.com/news/2014/12/18/man-with-mental-health-problems-shot-dead-by-police-while-wielding-spoon-video
This mentally ill man was shot because the police claimed they felt "threatened". Watch the video, would YOU have been threatened by this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ny0mpmioKg
One of the police officers was recorded saying he was going to shoot the man in the balls - and he did BTW.
Some police are just brutal fucking monsters. Derek Chauvin wasn't. Ironically, he restored some of my faith in the goodness of police. If you've seen the full body cam footage (and I'm certain you have) he was even polite, and was QUITE patient. I gained a lot of respect for police with how Chavin acted with Floyd. If HE goes to jail, our system is fucking broken. Riots should ensue then.
George Floyd was a brutal drug addict, and he was NOT cleaning up his life. I feel badly for Floyd, but he killed himself with a drug overdose. Chauvin didn't kill him.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 19, 11:29am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Mar 19, 11:29am
Onvacation says
I was eating lunch with my 25 year old daughter at a Diner, I showed her this meme. She laughed and said that's so true.
She just got a $3K check between her income tax and stimulus.
I was eating lunch with my 25 year old daughter at a Diner, I showed her this meme. She laughed and said that's so true.
She just got a $3K check between her income tax and stimulus.
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Bd6r
2021 Mar 27, 2:22am
Bd6r
2021 Mar 27, 2:22am
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident an Irish man answered his door to find a grim-faced constable waiting in the front yard. "We're sorry, Mr. O' Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said the officer.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked. The constable said, "I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O' Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O' Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O' Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?" The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked. The constable said, "I have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O' Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first." The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay." "Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O' Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O' Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?" The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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Kepi
2021 Mar 29, 5:23pm
Kepi
2021 Mar 29, 5:23pm
Rb6d says
Haha! This one hits home with me. Though, not about lobsters.
My thing is crab. I love me some dungeness crab. I have boiled or steamed so many of these creatures in my life and have gobbled down all their flesh and have loved every minute of it.
Okay, I am not young and I live near the west coast of the US. I have told my wife that if I pass first, and if it is not against the law (or if she can avoid trouble), I want her to somehow get my corpse out into the Pacific ocean and let the crabs have back at me.
I like to think when I get I give back.
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Haha! This one hits home with me. Though, not about lobsters.
My thing is crab. I love me some dungeness crab. I have boiled or steamed so many of these creatures in my life and have gobbled down all their flesh and have loved every minute of it.
Okay, I am not young and I live near the west coast of the US. I have told my wife that if I pass first, and if it is not against the law (or if she can avoid trouble), I want her to somehow get my corpse out into the Pacific ocean and let the crabs have back at me.
I like to think when I get I give back.
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Patrick
2021 Mar 29, 5:41pm
Patrick
2021 Mar 29, 5:41pm
I went line fishing with a Chinese friend in Half Moon Bay once and we caught a bunch of crabs easily.
I felt bad about throwing them in boiling water, but they were tasty.
Later I found out that a homeless man had drowned in that bay shortly before we went fishing, and had been almost completely eaten by crabs. So the crabs had their revenge in advance.
I felt bad about throwing them in boiling water, but they were tasty.
Later I found out that a homeless man had drowned in that bay shortly before we went fishing, and had been almost completely eaten by crabs. So the crabs had their revenge in advance.
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Patrick
2021 Mar 29, 5:42pm
Patrick
2021 Mar 29, 5:42pm
Booger says
Lol, "kitler".
That woman should NOT have apologized. It was funny!
No one should ever, under any circumstances, apologize to such idiots. Death is preferable to apologizing.
https://vid8.poal.co/user/The_Gem/HVKmMEv
Lol, "kitler".
That woman should NOT have apologized. It was funny!
No one should ever, under any circumstances, apologize to such idiots. Death is preferable to apologizing.
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richwicks
2021 Mar 29, 11:40pm
richwicks
2021 Mar 29, 11:40pm
Patrick says
No offense, and not to make you feel guilty - but are you certain you shouldn't feel bad?
For a long time I was a vegetarian. I just didn't want to kill anything. I've killed fish before but it was more abstract than killing a cow or a deer. But no matter what I do if I eat meat, they are killed.
I kind of feel it must be a torture to boil an animal alive and although we must have very different minds, I have empathy with them. I won't eat lobster and unless I change, I may change.
I think there is a responsibility for us to reduce harm and agony but at the same time, I don't trust the people claiming to want to do that want to reduce harm and agony. Too bad breatharianism is bullshit. No matter what we do, we're killers. Better do something useful with my life I guess :) - need to justify it.
I went line fishing with a Chinese friend in Half Moon Bay once and we caught a bunch of crabs easily.
I felt bad about throwing them in boiling water, but they were tasty.
No offense, and not to make you feel guilty - but are you certain you shouldn't feel bad?
For a long time I was a vegetarian. I just didn't want to kill anything. I've killed fish before but it was more abstract than killing a cow or a deer. But no matter what I do if I eat meat, they are killed.
I kind of feel it must be a torture to boil an animal alive and although we must have very different minds, I have empathy with them. I won't eat lobster and unless I change, I may change.
I think there is a responsibility for us to reduce harm and agony but at the same time, I don't trust the people claiming to want to do that want to reduce harm and agony. Too bad breatharianism is bullshit. No matter what we do, we're killers. Better do something useful with my life I guess :) - need to justify it.
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Patrick
2021 Mar 30, 8:37am
Patrick
2021 Mar 30, 8:37am
Well, I've never thrown crabs into boiling water again, but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.
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HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 10:27am
HeadSet
2021 Mar 30, 10:27am
Patrick says
They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
but then crabs themselves would eat me alive if they could.
They eat each other alive. A wounded crab will be devoured immediately if it has a crack in the shell.
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SoTex
2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm
SoTex
2021 Mar 30, 7:31pm
Kepi says
If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
live near the west coast of the US
If you were out on the Pacifica Pier catching them I may have been right beside you at one point or another.
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