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When you are tenderizing your penis, the metal thermometers they use for turkeys work much better.
This was included in a collection of photos of the worst parents ever.
Fat people are NOT your Problem.
In fact, they are one of your strong points.
When the shit hits the fan, you'll be fit enough to make it to the escape pods before everyone else does. That's got to account for something.
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#humor