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3903   RWSGFY   2021 Oct 14, 8:01pm  

HunterTits says
Affirmative Action Hires on the force:




#stupidcunts
3907   Patrick   2021 Oct 18, 12:26pm  

Thanks, DNS sure is a weak point, along with SSL, but I hadn't consider that BGP is too.

https://www.cloudflare.com/learning/security/glossary/what-is-bgp/

In 2004, a Turkish ISP called TTNet accidentally advertised incorrect BGP routes to its neighbors. These routes claimed that TTNet itself was the best destination for all traffic on the Internet. As these routes spread further and further to more autonomous systems, a massive disruption occurred, creating a one-day crisis where many people across the world were not able to access some or all of the Internet.

Similarly, in 2008, a Pakistani ISP attempted to use a BGP route to block Pakistani users from visiting YouTube. The ISP then accidentally advertised these routes with its neighboring ASes and the route quickly spread across the Internet’s BGP network. This route sent users trying to access YouTube to a dead end, which resulted in YouTube’s being inaccessible for several hours.

These are examples of a practice called BGP hijacking, which does not always happen accidentally. In April 2018, attackers deliberately created bad BGP routes to redirect traffic that was meant for Amazon’s DNS service. The attackers were able to steal over $100,000 worth of cryptocurrency by redirecting the traffic to themselves.
3908   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Oct 18, 2:15pm  

Patrick says
Video above shows reality defeating ideology.


This video jakes me wish now that all cops were women lol
3912   HeadSet   2021 Oct 21, 9:56am  

Airplane drops human waste on man in his garden near Windsor Castle

I can see it now, the copilot is looking out the window and exclaims to the pilot "Bulls eye, got him!"
3913   Ceffer   2021 Oct 21, 10:50am  

HeadSet says
I can see it now, the copilot is looking out the window and exclaims to the pilot "Bulls eye, got him!"

This is nothing. With all the nerds and homeless in San Francisco, electronically guided poo has been a thing for years.

Remember your drone to deliver flaming dog poo to your favorite liberal neighbors for Halloween.
3914   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 21, 1:01pm  

No one expects poo for a loo, or a golden shower turned blue, whilst lounging about in the garden.
3915   HeadSet   2021 Oct 21, 2:21pm  

Jets over Windsor
All dropping poo
On an English Country Garden


3919   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 26, 12:25pm  

Eric Holder says



Obscure nerd humor.
3920   Patrick   2021 Oct 26, 12:26pm  

Lol, now I get it.
3921   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 26, 12:33pm  

HeadSet says


I'm feeling funky so flat the g.
3922   HeadSet   2021 Oct 26, 1:32pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I'm feeling funky so flat the g.

?? That must be a guitar thing. Only one G and making it flat would put it too close to the F-sharp following it. Or am I pulling a "Patrick" who did not see the 404 joke?
3923   Tenpoundbass   2021 Oct 26, 2:45pm  

Well in the case of a Mixolydian mode in A scale if you flat the G, it would become natural. Then at that point you're playing a damn D scale, but you still notate it as an A scale, and you have to put the natural notation next to every G note. I think modes were invented for people who don't quite understand how to meld one scale into another. So they make up patterns and modes so they can sound like everyone else.
3924   HeadSet   2021 Oct 26, 8:30pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Well in the case of a Mixolydian mode in A scale if you flat the G, it would become natural.

Wow, way above my ken. I just put the music notation in that post so readers would understand I was parodying that "English Country Garden" kiddie song. Just plain old single voice or flute-o-phone level stuff from grade school.
3925   Ceffer   2021 Oct 26, 10:55pm  

LOL! Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills. Tunnels to Warren Beatty, Kirk Douglas, Jack Nicholson, and J. Caan residences just in this diagram. They could sneak in and out at will. How many other homes connected?
3926   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Oct 27, 2:41pm  

It's a feasibility study.. no guarantee said tunnles were ever constructed.
3927   Bd6r   2021 Oct 27, 3:38pm  

3932   richwicks   2021 Oct 28, 8:08pm  

FuckCCP89 says


Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired. I'm glad I have a job that when I fuck up, I have plenty of opportunity to fix it before it's even discovered I fucked up. Just takes more time. I'm fucking up right now, but I think an extra 4 hours will fix it although 12 hours days are not fun. What doesn't kill me makes me more competent.
3933   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 8:18pm  

3934   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 8:19pm  

3935   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 8:20pm  

3936   Bd6r   2021 Oct 28, 8:21pm  

3940   RWSGFY   2021 Oct 29, 6:40am  

richwicks says
Jesus - I just feel sorry for the guy, you know he didn't just get fired, but he got super fired.


He obviously has an IQ just 2-3 points higher than Alec Baldwin.
3941   Ceffer   2021 Oct 31, 10:13am  

Annals of "Honesty is not always the best policy".

"In the Catholic Church, after 2,000 years, Mary is still a
> Virgin," she said. "So clearly, they're not interested in
> girls."
>
> That statement, however, angered Vatican spokesman Edgar Palowski,
> who said it propagated a common misconception about the church.
> "This doesn't get reported enough," he said, "but it's a fact that
> our priests abuse just as many girls as boys."
>
> "Oh. Oh dear..." he added.

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