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zzyzzx says

I also have no idea what "Niman Ranch" means.

Hippie Bay Area farm where pigs are fed organic food and get massages and blowjobs before slaughter.

Ceffer says

Since pigs are known to ejaculate as much as a quart, is that regarded as an organic protein big gulp?

And how do you know that?

There was no where more appropriate for this one than here.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/60004FZ2bes

zzyzzx says

The dirties part of these posts are all the orange and yellow penises.

where do i start?

Bubbabear says

SoftShell says

where do i start?

Roll in flour and look for wet spot!

Bubbabear says

She's burping after swallowing a sumo wrestler.

Just cause the picture is funny

Dog training

Perhaps "package" means something different in the UK, but..

zzyzzx says

Yet, homosexuality is "not natural". Nope, it occurs no where in nature.

Mortal Combat Puppy Edition
http://www.youtube.com/embed/7z0DIBAZ8zU

The puppy's finishing move is a fart.

Ceffer says

Bubbabear says

She's burping after swallowing a sumo wrestler.

How did you get a copy of my picture? That's for me and my sweetie - and a wide lens camera - to enjoy.

elliemae says

How did you get a copy of my picture? That's for me and my sweetie - and a wide lens camera - to enjoy.

Now Ellie, we know that's not you, there is no snorkeling gear.

Hey z how about some tautological pics?

zzyzzx says

The repercussion was that every tan cat within a 30 mile radius was kidnapped.