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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,005,261 views  7,810 comments

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5064   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 1:57pm  

5065   DD214   2022 Nov 20, 6:14pm  

5070   1337irr   2022 Nov 21, 1:28am  

Patrick says




I wonder how that would fly at my local Starbucks?
5071   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:14pm  

5072   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:15pm  

5073   DD214   2022 Nov 21, 5:38pm  

5074   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:34am  

5075   DD214   2022 Nov 22, 9:38am  

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one

5077   richwicks   2022 Nov 22, 8:25pm  

DD214 says





OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?

Because if you do, you're INSANE.
5078   Misc   2022 Nov 22, 11:23pm  

About 50% of the population are women. Their levels of insanity vary.
5080   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 1:54am  

When nothing in life makes sense, embrace the senseless.
https://t.me/DH_new/1793
5081   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5082   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5083   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 5:54am  

5084   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 6:01am  

DD214 says

If you know any Filipinos, you can appreciate this one





This is hilarious and spot on.

I grew up very close to one of the two Bay Area towns that many refer to as “Little Manila”

a.) Hercules, CA
b.) Daly City, CA
5085   DD214   2022 Nov 23, 6:09am  

For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well

5087   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 11:04am  

DD214 says


For Bay Area - U should recognize this as well




I had this same problem in western Ireland. It often takes a while before you can tell if someone is speaking Irish Gaelic, which has zero overlap with English, or speaking English with a heavy Irish accent.
5088   Ceffer   2022 Nov 23, 11:34am  

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.
5089   BayArea   2022 Nov 23, 12:40pm  

Ceffer says


Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Paul, be careful!
You’ll fall in the swimming pool

Paul, be care Paul!
You’ll Paul in the swimming Paul
5090   Patrick   2022 Nov 23, 12:50pm  

Ceffer says

Does Talalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.


Yes, apparently like the related language Hawiian, which also uses P for F.

A "half non-Hawaiian" is "hapa haole".
5092   ElYorsh   2022 Nov 23, 5:20pm  

Ceffer says

Does Tagalog have a mix up between anglicized 'P' sounds and 'F' sounds? I don't really get the joke.

Fifty five is pipty pive. They are from the Pilipeenes
5094   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 23, 6:23pm  

richwicks says

OK, I have a question here, does anybody wipe front to back?


Side to side to get rid of the over burden first, then back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.
5096   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

Tenpoundbass says

hen back to front for the final cleanout and inspection.


I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?
5097   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5098   DD214   2022 Nov 24, 1:05pm  

5100   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 24, 2:33pm  

DD214 says

I will regret asking this however who does the inspecting and why ?

`
When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.
5102   DD214   2022 Nov 25, 10:24am  

Tenpoundbass says


When you're over 40 always lookout for the first hint of blood.


Got it, at first I thought you had a independent 3rd party inspecting the exit point with each trip to the toilet.

It also pays to be able to distinguish to some degree what blood you are looking at it. Not all of it is cause for alarm.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding

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