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Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 9:34am
Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 9:34am
Ceffer says
That has always been me in an interview. I will only work at a place after being brutally honest in an interview. When they start talking about the culture and how I will fit. I would terminate the interview.
That has always been me in an interview. I will only work at a place after being brutally honest in an interview. When they start talking about the culture and how I will fit. I would terminate the interview.
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HeadSet
2023 Oct 31, 10:54am
HeadSet
2023 Oct 31, 10:54am
Tenpoundbass says
How about the interviewer asking, "If you were tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
When they start talking about the culture and how I will fit. I would terminate the interview.
How about the interviewer asking, "If you were tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 31, 12:53pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 31, 12:53pm
Man, load them up with Captagon and some baby flesh burgers, and you will have some righteous fast food chain bust ups.
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Ceffer
2023 Oct 31, 4:11pm
Ceffer
2023 Oct 31, 4:11pm
She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm
Ceffer says
LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.
"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.
LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.
"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm
"Where's my baby flesh burger? I'm jonesing for my baby flesh burger!"
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Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm
Tenpoundbass
2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm
Back in my day we would have locked the doors and cheered "To Night We Eat!".
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stereotomy
2023 Nov 2, 3:03pm
stereotomy
2023 Nov 2, 3:03pm
Patrick says
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
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Ceffer
2023 Nov 2, 3:52pm
Ceffer
2023 Nov 2, 3:52pm
stereotomy says
Nothing worse than poison ivy on your dick or meat curtains.
Patrick says
I guess Adam calls her that because he can't earn his red wings enough times. Oh wait, that's after the whole apple thing. . .
Nothing worse than poison ivy on your dick or meat curtains.
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