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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,313,652 views  9,661 comments

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6830   Ceffer   2023 Oct 29, 7:02pm  

What was that about the slow turtles?
6840   Tenpoundbass   2023 Oct 31, 9:34am  

Ceffer says





That has always been me in an interview. I will only work at a place after being brutally honest in an interview. When they start talking about the culture and how I will fit. I would terminate the interview.
6842   HeadSet   2023 Oct 31, 10:54am  

Tenpoundbass says

When they start talking about the culture and how I will fit. I would terminate the interview.

How about the interviewer asking, "If you were tree, what kind of tree would you be?"
6844   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 12:53pm  

Man, load them up with Captagon and some baby flesh burgers, and you will have some righteous fast food chain bust ups.
6848   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:11pm  

She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.
6849   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:15pm  

Halloween Moth.
6850   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:16pm  

Her best and most apposite role yet.

6852   Ceffer   2023 Oct 31, 4:17pm  

Oldie but goodie.

6856   Tenpoundbass   2023 Oct 31, 4:23pm  

Ceffer says

She forgot the part about how it lets the 5G towers triangulate an energy wave peak on your exact location and make your brain explode in your skull.


LOL I like the part where she says in case of an emergency "Experts" can identify her easily. I don't know where in the hell she's going to find an expert in case of an emergency.

"What happened to her?"
"Oh she died, the first responders didn't have a pet scanner to retrieve her medical records. We made a few calls, couldn't find an expert. What an ORDEAL!"
6859   Ceffer   2023 Nov 1, 12:54am  

Never try one-upmanship with a panther.
6861   Ceffer   2023 Nov 1, 7:26pm  

"Where's my baby flesh burger? I'm jonesing for my baby flesh burger!"
6862   Tenpoundbass   2023 Nov 1, 7:46pm  

Back in my day we would have locked the doors and cheered "To Night We Eat!".

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