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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,309,974 views  9,648 comments

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7705   Ceffer   2024 Feb 10, 7:14pm  

Yes, next to a heavy iron skillet to the head, it's one of the first things they go for when they are mad.

7707   ElYorsh   2024 Feb 10, 10:01pm  

Patrick says

The_Deplorable says








It's true though. Soap is soap, fundamentally all the same thing.

I bought a giant bar of Zote soap for $2 from one of the Mexican places nearby recently. It says it's for laundry, but I read that people just wash with it, so I put it in the shower. It's great, pretty strong soap, but doesn't cause redness or any other problem, and smells good because it has citronella in it. Wife didn't complain except to say that it is too large to handle, so I cut it in half. It's actually made from beef tallow, high quality stuff.

Jabón Zote when put together, it pronounces Really Big Soap.
7709   Booger   2024 Feb 11, 8:15am  

Patrick says

Wife didn't complain except to say that it is too large to handle


Quoted for posterity...
7711   Patrick   2024 Feb 11, 10:12am  

ElYorsh says

Jabón Zote when put together, it pronounces Really Big Soap.


Hmmm.


zote m (plural zotes)

a fool, a stupid person
7712   Eman   2024 Feb 11, 2:24pm  



7714   RandalRay   2024 Feb 13, 1:05pm  




Inflation is driving Americans to scrape off dead animal carcasses for protein.
7715   stereotomy   2024 Feb 13, 5:47pm  

It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."
7716   HeadSet   2024 Feb 13, 6:53pm  

stereotomy says

It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."

Scraping bugs off the windshield implies post NWO you own a car.
7717   stereotomy   2024 Feb 13, 7:08pm  

HeadSet says

stereotomy says


It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."

Scraping bugs off the windshield implies post NWO you own a car.

Yeah, me and Max Rockatansky rocketing down the highway in our supercharged interceptors . . .
7718   Eman   2024 Feb 13, 8:05pm  



7721   HeadSet   2024 Feb 14, 1:37pm  

UkraineIsFucked says





The Virginia flag has only one boob on it.


7722   Ceffer   2024 Feb 14, 1:51pm  

The Fem-men-ists LOL!
7725   GNL   2024 Feb 15, 10:17pm  

Patrick says

Very creative!

Lately I like old books, not only written long ago, but physically old. They have more character and they pre-date the possibility of woke edits.

I just watched part of Blazing Saddles on Netflix. Nothing was left out of the original as far as I could tell. Nigger was used quite a bit.
7727   GNL   2024 Feb 15, 10:27pm  

Patrick says

Ceffer says


I have gotten a dollar or so on Patnet, but haven't seen the cash yet.


I'm happy to mail you the dollar if you want.

It was a failed experiment. No one is willing to pay to read anything.

Genius 4D chess. Well done sir.
7729   richwicks   2024 Feb 16, 3:19am  

The_Deplorable says

A Hero...



https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1757661760281063917


Just an advertisement. If this happened, it would be national news.
7730   The_Deplorable   2024 Feb 16, 1:31pm  

richwicks says

"Just an advertisement. If this happened, it would be national news."

This is an established practice. No? Otherwise, this is a baseless ad.
7732   richwicks   2024 Feb 16, 10:34pm  

The_Deplorable says


This is an established practice. No? Otherwise, this is a baseless ad.


This would have been a scandal if it was posted to the Internet in 1995 and the company would have been condemned for doing this fake story for an advertisement and I would bet the FTC would have been involved, if only to speak against it. This is before our "news" consolidated into one mass of propaganda outlets.

I guess it doesn't matter now. The second I see "a news ticker" at the bottom of a video still shot, I know to skip it. That's the only use they have, thank god for them. Serious journalists don't use them, but propagandists do.
7735   Eman   2024 Feb 18, 5:48pm  



7736   Eman   2024 Feb 18, 5:49pm  



7738   Ceffer   2024 Feb 18, 7:29pm  

With lousy, mis-translated assembly instructions to boot.

7741   HeadSet   2024 Feb 19, 6:54am  

Ceffer says






Looks like the tree is going skinny dipping.
7744   Ceffer   2024 Feb 19, 4:15pm  

I could read it easily. The horror.

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