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Patrick says

Wife didn't complain except to say that it is too large to handle

Quoted for posterity...

ElYorsh says

Jabón Zote when put together, it pronounces Really Big Soap.

Hmmm.

zote m (plural zotes)

a fool, a stupid person

Inflation is driving Americans to scrape off dead animal carcasses for protein.

It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."

stereotomy says

It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."

Scraping bugs off the windshield implies post NWO you own a car.

HeadSet says

stereotomy says

It's better than scraping bugs of the windshield to "eat ze bugs."

Scraping bugs off the windshield implies post NWO you own a car.

Yeah, me and Max Rockatansky rocketing down the highway in our supercharged interceptors . . .

UkraineIsFucked says

The Virginia flag has only one boob on it.

The Fem-men-ists LOL!

A Hero...



https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1757661760281063917

Patrick says

Very creative!

Lately I like old books, not only written long ago, but physically old. They have more character and they pre-date the possibility of woke edits.

I just watched part of Blazing Saddles on Netflix. Nothing was left out of the original as far as I could tell. Nigger was used quite a bit.

A Wonderful World...



https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1757814956722889141

Patrick says

Ceffer says

I have gotten a dollar or so on Patnet, but haven't seen the cash yet.

I'm happy to mail you the dollar if you want.

It was a failed experiment. No one is willing to pay to read anything.

Genius 4D chess. Well done sir.

The_Deplorable says

A Hero...



https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1757661760281063917

Just an advertisement. If this happened, it would be national news.

richwicks says

"Just an advertisement. If this happened, it would be national news."

This is an established practice. No? Otherwise, this is a baseless ad.

The_Deplorable says

This is an established practice. No? Otherwise, this is a baseless ad.

This would have been a scandal if it was posted to the Internet in 1995 and the company would have been condemned for doing this fake story for an advertisement and I would bet the FTC would have been involved, if only to speak against it. This is before our "news" consolidated into one mass of propaganda outlets.

I guess it doesn't matter now. The second I see "a news ticker" at the bottom of a video still shot, I know to skip it. That's the only use they have, thank god for them. Serious journalists don't use them, but propagandists do.

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1758482520239214824

https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1758471327562809740

With lousy, mis-translated assembly instructions to boot.

Ceffer says

Looks like the tree is going skinny dipping.

I could read it easily. The horror.