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2012 Sep 12, 4:50am   106,716 views  228 comments

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Who pisses off the other users the most? Let's see.

mysql> select username, dislikes / likes as trollishness from users where dislikes > 100 order by trollishness desc limit 10;

+-----------------+--------------+
| username        | trollishness |
+-----------------+--------------+
| Cloud           |       4.7667 |
| Honest Abe      |       3.3540 |
| Bap33           |       2.1308 |
| CaptainShuddup  |       1.8116 |
| KILLERJANE      |       1.6750 |
| Ruki            |       1.5085 |
| AlexS           |       1.4444 |
| thomas.wong1986 |       1.4337 |
| clambo          |       1.2775 |
| robertoaribas   |       1.2278 |
+-----------------+--------------+

mysql> select username, ignoredby from users order by ignoredby desc limit 10;

+--------------------------------+-----------+
| username                       | ignoredby |
+--------------------------------+-----------+
| APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich |        22 |
| PermaRenter                    |        18 |
| ArtimusMaxtor                  |        17 |
| Ruki                           |        14 |
| CaptainShuddup                 |        13 |
| repo4sale                      |        12 |
| Honest Abe                     |        12 |
| Dan8267                        |        11 |
| Bigsby                         |        11 |
| Cloud                          |        10 |
+--------------------------------+-----------+

The intersection of those sets is Ruki, CaptainShuddup, Honest Abe, Cloud.

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41   leo707   2012 Sep 12, 10:36am  

Cloud says

Long live Shrek.

Dont you mean, "Shrek is dead! Long live MarsA...*Er*...Ruki!"

42   Bap33   2012 Sep 12, 11:15am  

Bap33 says

what percentage of the trolls listed are posters that would be considered conservative in nature?

This went unresponded to. Anyone?

43   Goran_K   2012 Sep 12, 12:32pm  

leo707 says

Yeah, and while Roberto can get a little hot under the collar, I would not call him a troll.

Yeah I wouldn't call Roberto a troll in the purist sense because he himself is easily trolled. I think he's a very passionate investor though.

44   KILLERJANE   2012 Sep 12, 1:23pm  

Wow, i didn't realize anyone cared! I really dont get my name on there but i will just go with it. KILLER_TROLL

45   KILLERJANE   2012 Sep 12, 1:48pm  

I am feeling a little dirty right now. Need a shower.

46   suspiria_2   2012 Sep 12, 1:52pm  

whinewhinewhine....crycrycry

what is the point of this thread, Patrick? stirrin' the (***t) pot?

47   marcus   2012 Sep 12, 1:58pm  

Funny that APOCALYPSEFUCK is the most ignored. His stuff is often tongue in cheek, and sometimes hilarious.

I'm guessing that all the right wingers had to ignore him, because as absurd as what he says is, it probably strikes a nerve.

E.g. APOCALYPSEFUCK is Shostakovich says

I read the real plan. Helicopter hunting licenses for unlimited culls of seniors, million bucks a pop, would pay for patching the ones license holders just wing and returning them to the field - and provides entertainment for Risk Takers and Opportunity Makers. This is the kind win-win conservative thinking that will lead America from these dark days of islamofascist Kenyan tyranny.

48   Bigsby   2012 Sep 12, 2:13pm  

suspiria_2 says

whinewhinewhine....crycrycry

what is the point of this thread, Patrick? stirrin' the (***t) pot?

This. And since when has counting the number of dislikes been a measure of whether a poster is trolling?

49   Bap33   2012 Sep 12, 2:22pm  

marcus says

I'm guessing that all the right wingers had to ignore him, because as absurd as what he says is, it probably strikes a nerve.

I like him

50   Patrick   2012 Sep 12, 2:35pm  

suspiria_2 says

whinewhinewhine....crycrycry

what is the point of this thread, Patrick? stirrin' the (***t) pot?

I was just getting pissed at looking at my home page every day and seeing yet another poorly-reasoned anti-Obama post or just plain slander from one of the same 4 or 5 people. I'm not even an Obama fan, but I don't want those couple of hate-mongers to turn my site into the anti-Obama show.

So I tried to see if I could show that most other readers were getting annoyed by the same people. And the answer is yes, the four people at the intersection of trollishness and ignores seem to be annoying a lot of other readers too.

51   Homeboy   2012 Sep 12, 2:42pm  

CaptainShuddup says

I'm not a right winger. I just don't tow the Liberal line and jump in and sing a few bars of kumbya while Obama drives us all to Hell.

I just like to come here and vent about how the politics of this country effects me. But it seems you can't do that, unless you agree with the Left political views 100% in this country.

And now since I can't even post any threads, I just found that out by trying. The usefulness of this site has expired. So long patneters, it's been fun.

Some of you may have known me as...

Tenpoundbass
Tenouncetrout
TPB
DONE
The GOP
and now this is Captain Shuddup signing off for good.

So long everybody.

Yeah, don't hit yourself with the door on the way out.

Variations on a theme: "Waaahhh! Us right-wingers are being discriminated against. It's SO unfair."

Please....

52   zzyzzx   2012 Sep 12, 11:31pm  

People put APOCALYPSEFUCK on their ignore list????

53   Bigsby   2012 Sep 12, 11:36pm  

Ruki says

And that will happen whether or not Ruki is there to taunt them in any way, too.

Was that a slip?

54   elliemae   2012 Sep 13, 12:18am  

There are a couple of posters on that list with whom I regularly disagree - Roberto & Bap; but they don't offensively attack everything that people post.

Cap'n Shaddup: you were once fun and had other things to discuss than politics. And you were multidimensional. Now you say you're gone, and that's too bad. But you changed, and altho it's painful I guess you must move on.

Guys - it's not the feelings behind the message (most of the time). It is the insistence upon putting everything into "Obama bad" and "liberals are horrible" context. Telling me what my values are and what I believe just because I believe in many liberal ideals doesn't mean ya'll can crawl inside my pretty little head and know what I think.

Attacking other people and constantly blaming someone else based on how you think that they believe is nuts. Ya'll get so worked up, and many of us don't even read beyond the first line you posted.

55   mell   2012 Sep 13, 1:20am  

elliemae says

It is the insistence upon putting everything into "Obama bad" and "liberals are horrible" context.

Interesting,, because I perceive it mostly the other way round, not just on Patnet, also with my friends & acquaintances. Like most of us when Obama took office I thought his message sounded good, esp. since I come form a socially liberal background. He pledged to end the wars, cut the deficit in half in 4 years and generally stand up for the small guy. 4 years later he has accomplished absolutely nothing, the wars are still raging on, the US paramilitary section regularly carries out raids where they don't belong, the deficit has not been cut in half but continued to balloon and so on. But what's worst is that there are such clear violations during his term that IMO he should have been removed from office, like his unwillingness to investigate AG Holder, arrest his buddy Corzine or for that matter his refusal to conduct any criminal investigation into the financial/mortgage fraud that led to the ongoing crisis. I am fine with somebody sticking to Obama although I cannot understand, but what baffles me is that none of these grave issues even get acknowledged by my lefty friends (instead they become aggressive), it's like they continue to worship their messiah while squabbling over relatively unimportant topics such as how gay rights at Chick-fil-a, how Romney accumulated his wealth and so on and frankly compared to what they bring up, the controversy around Obamas birth certificate seems more important ;)

56   marcus   2012 Sep 13, 2:06am  

I would note that Obama failed to find a cure for cancer or to add much in the way of particle physics discoveries. Anyone who denies that these are important parts of the President's job are just partisans looking to escape reality.

57   Patrick   2012 Sep 13, 2:17am  

Call it Crazy says

I would be careful... when you point out these negative FACTS about Obama's record, they don't like that here..... your posts will get deleted by the forum Nazi....

Fuck you.

I don't delete anyone for posting facts, just for relentless racist infantile propoganda.

Please post a picture of Obama in a grass skirt or as an evil clown so I can blow your account away in clean conscience.

58   AlexS   2012 Sep 13, 2:19am  

Cloud says

I thought liberals were suppose to be so tolerant and open minded. Not at our colleges or university where you have to practically swear allegiance to the Left to get tenured and every student has to be careful what they say.

As I noted before - liberals are all for tolerance - as long as it falls in their narrow 3x5inch tolerance window.

Otherwise, you can't meet more intolerant people.

59   bob2356   2012 Sep 13, 2:20am  

Call it Crazy says

I would be careful... when you point out these negative FACTS about Obama's record, they don't like that here..... your posts will get deleted by the forum Nazi....

Bullshit. If they are actual "facts" or clearly stated opinions as opposed to "crazy crap from the wingnuts on am radio" then they won't get deleted. Very little crazy carp is deleted either. Some people (could be you) don't seem to know the definition of the word "facts".

For what it's worth my opinion is Obama's record sucks, but I'm not buying into the wingnuts paranoid alternative reality world. Obama is just a run of the mill politician who is in way over his head. He is not a foreign born baby eating, freedom hating, america destroying, world government flunky, who is going to nuke the unborn gay baby whales for jesus no matter how many times ruki, abe,crazy say so.

60   bob2356   2012 Sep 13, 2:27am  


I don't delete anyone for posting facts, just for relentless racist infantile propoganda.

Oh come on patrick, you are much to kind. These guys don't provide high enough quality postings to rise to what would be the generally accepted standard for being racist infantile propoganda. Comparing them to racists infants is insulting to the average racist infant.

61   Patrick   2012 Sep 13, 2:28am  

As I noted before - liberals are all for tolerance - as long as it falls in their narrow 3x5inch tolerance window.

Otherwise, you can't meet more intolerant people.

Fuck you too.

Your whiny self-serving bullshit parroting of Fox News shows how sparse and weak your own thoughts are.

62   Patrick   2012 Sep 13, 2:29am  

Call it Crazy says

why have posts that come from main stream news sources/articles been deleted when they contain actual economic data/facts, unfortunately, that were negative instead of positive?

That has never happened, at least not by me. If someone else owns a thread, they can delete comments on it.

63   AlexS   2012 Sep 13, 2:33am  

ok. let's see if this is a fact tolerant thread.

Michelle Obama lost her law license in 1994. Official story - she just let it become "inactive". However, that's not how it works - you don't just go through years/expense in law school just to let it "inactivate".

Basically, if you get in trouble, you have 2 options - have a hearing (which will become public record) risking disbarment, or quietly choose to become "inactive" - there is no public record of offense/reason as there was no disbarment hearing...

Reasonable decision is to weigh your options - if disbarment is highly likely - one is better off to become inactive.

Same happened to Barack Obama in January 2008.

Professor Gary North discusses the same:
http://lewrockwell.com/north/north1197.html
http://lewrockwell.com/north/north1200.html
http://www.garynorth.com/public/10046.cfm

64   lostand confused   2012 Sep 13, 2:35am  

AlexS says

Same happened to Barack Obama in January 2008.

If I remember facts correctly, Obama became the President of the United States in 2008-are am I factually challenged?

65   AlexS   2012 Sep 13, 2:40am  

lostand confused says

If I remember facts correctly, Obama became the President of the United States in 2008-are am I factually challenged?

Dude! Seriously! Why don't you read links before asking silly questions?

He becamse president - So what? Nixon also became president - his law license was active then, not until later he got into some legal issues with watergate and let it become inactive...

Same with Clinton - he became disbarred after he was caught lying.

You don't lose your license just because you become president.

66   CL   2012 Sep 13, 2:46am  

AlexS says

Michelle Obama lost her law license in 1994. Official story - she just let it become "inactive". However, that's not how it works - you don't just go through years/expense in law school just to let it "inactivate".

Problem is, you don't know law or any other professional certification, obviously.

http://www.factcheck.org/2012/06/the-obamas-law-licenses/

I know people in every Professional field that let their certs go inactive. That's the problem with your insistence on using your experience to judge reality, and by reading so much fishwrap on the interwebs.

67   AlexS   2012 Sep 13, 2:55am  

CL: if I looked for gullible and easily fooled cadres, I would love people like you!

From your link: " No. A court official confirms that no public disciplinary proceeding has ever been brought against either of them, contrary to a false Internet rumor. By voluntarily inactivating their licenses, they avoid a requirement to take continuing education classes and pay hundreds of dollars in annual fees. Both could practice law again if they chose to do so."

Basically, they are saying that Michelle let her Harvard Education and Passing Bar go to waste to avoid paying hundreds of dollars in annual fees...

My favorite part? CL BELIEVED IT!!!

68   freak80   2012 Sep 13, 2:57am  

Is allowing thread owners to delete posts a good idea? In theory, I suppose. But it might lead to charges of "people are deleting my posts because they don't like my arguments."

69   bob2356   2012 Sep 13, 3:12am  

AlexS says

ok. let's see if this is a fact tolerant thread.

Michelle Obama lost her law license in 1994. Official story - she just let it become "inactive". However, that's not how it works - you don't just go through years/expense in law school just to let it "inactivate".

A perfect example of not having a clue what "facts" are. Starting with the word "lost", inactive isn't lost. It's just inactive. Lost means it was taken away.

There isn't a single fact in any of the three articles posted, it's all opinion. Rockwell even said " I don’t much care. This is not a court of law. This is a court of public opinion.". Didn't you read that far? Actually a more relevant question is do you know the definition and implications of the word opinion?

Example:
"I am not saying that they were ever formally charged with misconduct. I am saying that the most plausible reason for their having abandoned their licenses was to avoid disciplinary action and the threat of public disbarment.". Sorry but saying that "in my opinion the most plausible reason is" (whoops there's that word opinion again) doesn't even come close to the commonly accepted definition of fact other than in the right wingnut world. Note that Rockwell's and North's only sources are quotations from unnamed sources and wikipedia.

Now here is factcheck's version. http://www.factcheck.org/2012/06/the-obamas-law-licenses/

Note that factcheck actually researched the bar website for the rules, checked for disciplinary actions, wrote to the bar asking why, then lists all 13 of their sources, and provides links to read the sources.

I realize in the right wingnut world that implication and innuendo reign king and certainly trumps carefully researched, fully documented well reasoned articles. So I realize that you probably can't see the difference in the two approaches other than rockwell/north agree with what you would like to believe so it must be fact. But with careful study you might actually find that not to be true. Then again pigs might fly.

70   david1   2012 Sep 13, 3:23am  

lostand confused says

If I remember facts correctly, Obama became the President of the United States in 2008-are am I factually challenged

I always thought he became President in January of 2009.

So, yes, factually challenged.

He became Senator in January 2005.

71   leo707   2012 Sep 13, 3:25am  

marcus says

Funny that APOCALYPSEFUCK is the most ignored. His stuff is often tongue in cheek, and sometimes hilarious.

I'm guessing that all the right wingers had to ignore him, because as absurd as what he says is, it probably strikes a nerve.

I don't think that it is the right wingers upset with Apocalypse's Colbertian routine that are putting him on ignore.

I suspect it is people (right wing or not) that don't want to be subject to an endless tirade of profanity laced written imagery describing the horrors of the inevitable cannibal wasteland that is our future.

Unfortunately for them they are missing out on some great tips and trick on surviving in said wasteland.

72   AlexS   2012 Sep 13, 3:26am  

Cliff notes to bob2356 post:

Bob spends 1st paragraph on arguing the intricacies of what words "lost" and "inactive" mean.

Second and Third paragraph he goes into lala land of what someone else said in a different context on a different subject, completely irrelevent to this subject, and whether Gary wrote facts or opinion.

For the products of publiK sKooling - Gary presents facts (obamas licenses are now inactive) and presents his plausible opinion - there are reasons to that, and normally one becomes "inactive" to avoid public hearing, and that nonsense about "to avoid hundreds of dollars in fees" is ridiculous considering the comparison of that sum to the expense of Harvard Education and Bar Exam (and the fact that for Obamas making upper 6 digits its peanuts).

In the 4th paragraph bob presents the same old tired bullcrap info defending obama. It's funny how the common tactic to avoid public record by quietly becoming "inactive" is not discussed there. Hmmmmm... I wonder why?

Instead bob talks about rules, and disciplinary actions, and sources.

Bob - were you born yesterday? Did you read what Gary is writing? That's precisely the reason why there is NO record, NO disciplinary actions, and NO sources - because the tactic of "i'll just become inactive" was utilized!

Last paragraph bob wastes on childish insults about right wingnuts and flying pigs.

Ladies and Gentlemen, here I present to you the tactic of liberal arguing - namecalling, hysteria, and repeatition of half truths!

73   Patrick   2012 Sep 13, 3:35am  

freak80 says

Is allowing thread owners to delete posts a good idea? In theory, I suppose. But it might lead to charges of "people are deleting my posts because they don't like my arguments."

The people who complain can then go start their own threads where no one but me could delete their comments. So it seems fair.

It also lets me say "go talk to the thread owner" which reduces the work I have to do!

74   bob2356   2012 Sep 13, 4:49am  

AlexS says

Bob spends 1st paragraph on arguing the intricacies of what words "lost" and "inactive" mean.

Perfect, your Private Skooling must have been something special. I'll try to use small words from now on. Lost in this context means taken away. Inactive means not used. My wife has an inactive medical license because we are overseas. When we come back it will be activated again. It should not be intricate at all for someone who didn't attend a publiK Skool. No people don't "normally" go inactive on professional licenses to avoid discipline. If that's true prove it. I'll wait. Forever I would think.

Second and third paragraphs talk about the articles you provided to support your "facts". If the articles are completely irrelevant then why did you post them?

Fourth paragraph is factcheck. There is considerable discussion about becoming inactive to avoid to avoid discipline that you somehow managed to miss. Read it perhaps. There are no complaints according to the bar. I'm pretty sure they know. Of course in your world what you/rockwell/north believe is more "fact" than the information provided by the bar. Do you/rockwell/north have information about a complaint that was never filed that the bar(and the rest of the world) was not aware of or do you just believe that one must exist?

I'm sorry that the concept of rules and sources are outside you understanding and are inconvenient to you.

No I wasn't born yesterday. Rockwell/North have created a circular argument. The are no disciplinary records because the license was made inactive, the license was made inactive because of a discipline actions. The problem with that is complaints are public record but there isn't any public record of complaints. Making your license inactive doesn't erase complaints.

Not that it matters to you, but I looked up the statute of the Illinois bar concerning discipline. According to 753 a there must be a hearing board for all complaints. The options available to the hearing board are to make a formal disciplinary action or dismiss the complaint. There is no rule in the statute that allows you to "inactivate" your license in lieu of a formal discipline. Yes it's more of those pesky rules that interferes with believing what's true. So it's not "normal" or even possible in Illinois to inactive a license to avoid discipline.

Sorry if simply presenting the laws according to the state of Illinois bar represents a half truth to you.

I didn't think my insults were childish at all. Well stated and reasonably clever would be more accurate.

75   CL   2012 Sep 13, 5:15am  

AlexS says

CL: if I looked for gullible and easily fooled cadres, I would love people like you!

From your link: " No. A court official confirms that no public disciplinary proceeding has ever been brought against either of them, contrary to a false Internet rumor. By voluntarily inactivating their licenses, they avoid a requirement to take continuing education classes and pay hundreds of dollars in annual fees. Both could practice law again if they chose to do so."

Basically, they are saying that Michelle let her Harvard Education and Passing Bar go to waste to avoid paying hundreds of dollars in annual fees...

My favorite part? CL BELIEVED IT!!!

Do you understand the purpose of Continuing Education?

76   elliemae   2012 Sep 13, 6:41am  

AlexS says

Professor Gary North discusses the same:

He says that the most plausible reason the Obamas didn't renew their licenses was to avoid prosecution or disbarrment. Maybe they just didn't want to practice law anymore. I know people who change their minds.

Gary North is guessing and people are quoting it as fact

AlexS says

Basically, they are saying that Michelle let her Harvard Education and Passing Bar go to waste to avoid paying hundreds of dollars in annual fees...

CEU's are no fun. Mostly you learn that the seats are hard and the rooms are cold.

AlexS says

Bob spends 1st paragraph on arguing the intricacies of what words "lost" and "inactive" mean.

Lost means someone took it away. Inactive means they didn't continue to pay and receive CEU's.

It's an opinion piece. Quoting it as fact is just plain dumb.

77   freak80   2012 Sep 13, 6:46am  

AlexS,

We all know Obama was born in Kenya, so the point about his law license is moot.

78   epitaph   2012 Sep 13, 6:46am  

I think Robber Baron has the best trolls followed by APOCALYPSEFUCK, but they are both high tier.

79   HydroCabron   2012 Sep 13, 6:53am  

marcus says

Funny that APOCALYPSEFUCK is the most ignored. His stuff is often tongue in cheek, and sometimes hilarious.

I'm guessing that all the right wingers had to ignore him, because as absurd as what he says is, it probably strikes a nerve.

I originally thought it was tongue-in-cheek, but then I tried reading it straight, and it was a revelation: like reading a cold, objective documentary of the future.

He is too reserved in his criticism of the NAR, but the rest reads like a manual of how the coming years will play out, together with constructive advice for your family in making it through.

Key concepts: cannibal anarchy as economic philosophy; choosing abandoned McMansions for maximum firefight advantage; planting potatoes; Neo-Nazi hordes; pissing/shitting on banker's faces; and preserving realtor meat for your pets.

80   leo707   2012 Sep 13, 6:59am  

epitaph says

I think Robber Baron has the best trolls followed by APOCALYPSEFUCK, but they are both high tier.

Robber Baron is OK, but he is no Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq.

Unfortunately, the last comment from Moneyworth was...
Huntington Moneyworth III, Esq says

This is my playground nancy-boy[Robber Baron]. Go find some other wretches to crap on.

I spend a few weeks in Greece shopping for slaves and some asshole comes in with Frankston-esque ideas.

With that being Moneyworth's last comment I guess we know the result of the conflict over Pnet peons.

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