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Strategist
2014 Dec 17, 12:48pm
I think we can all admit that we come to PatNet solely to bitch at other users and get our daily recommended value of AF, and the later is the more enjoyable of the experiences.
the captain & CIC have somehow vaunted from under CLs 380 to well over 12K each, with CIC blowing the doors off everyone breeching the 14K dislike plateau.
Yeah, that's because shit stinks.
*baited
I know you had to try, but usually you're better than this.
Hey, how come you guys, with your skills, are nowhere near the top? If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.
Strategist
2014 Dec 17, 12:50pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
You loves me long time, PatNet!
I win!
You could stand for the Patnet Presidential elections.
I would like to know your stand on the following important issues:
1. How do you intend handling Kim Jon, when he tells us what movies we cannot watch?
Log splitter! To the Kimfucks little head!
2. How would you handle ISIS, the nice guys who take women for sex slaves?
Log splitter! to the ISISfucks little gonads!
Thank you Mr. President.
I feel safer already.
Dan8267
2014 Dec 17, 1:05pm
If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.
Leave your mother out of this.
Strategist
2014 Dec 17, 1:16pm
If I was you I would crawl into a hole and hope no one finds me.
Leave your mother out of this.
It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.
Strategist
2014 Dec 17, 1:27pm
It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.
Is that more of your crap we're supposed to believe? You can't keep up with your own mindlessness.
He who shows the most class, wins the game. I won. :)
Ceffer
2014 Dec 17, 2:46pm
It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.
The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2014 Dec 17, 3:02pm
It's time to impanel some judges for an ad hominem hoe down.
The best dirt tossing, foul mouthed mud slinger wins and is officially the most beloved delovely troll on Patnet.
I fucked your mother in her pussy one time and she had to shit.
So I told her to go ahead. I than took her turd and used it for lube while I fucked her pussy.
9 months later; came out a little shit like you that originated from feces, semen and human waste.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2014 Dec 17, 3:14pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Was that supposed to be funny?
No, it was supposed to be disgusting.
Dan8267
2014 Dec 17, 3:15pm
It doesn't take make much to stoop to the gutter. But it takes class not to.
Anyone who is pro-torture cannot take the moral or class high ground on any subject matter.
Peter P
2014 Dec 18, 5:44am
Guys, that list is more than two years old. Nothing you will now can change history. :-)
Ceffer
2014 Dec 18, 7:01am
You can be pro torture and still be a nice person.
No you can't. That is a trollish statement. You said that trollingly. :)
Yes, but is it a troll that makes me most beloved of Patnet?
Y
2014 Dec 18, 7:04am
I think this is a false flag, but I never glanced up the flagpole...
I think this is a good thread. I didn't look at the thread.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Dec 18, 10:34am
I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.
I seem to have an uncanny knack of trolling by merely standing up for what I believe in. It's more a talent than a curse really.
HydroCabron
2014 Dec 18, 11:06am
I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.
That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.
I was thrown out of college for trolling my Liberal teacher in my test answers.
That's called "failing", and it differs from trolling. It means that you are a fuckup.
Damn that was funny!
marcus
2014 Dec 18, 11:43am
Is it a surprise that if so much creativity and imagination is involved in his interpretation of current events, that this would even be even more the case in the way he spins his own personal history ?
Ceffer
2014 Dec 18, 3:34pm
My teachers told me I was wasn't even good enough to be designated a fuckup, so they called me a fuckdown.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Dec 18, 11:29pm
I'm just kidding y'all I didn't even go to college I make 6 figures and am not in debt up to my eyeballs for it.
I was smart enough to teach my self my passions in life.
I've got better things to do with my time than to sit 6 to 8 hours a day in a classroom listening to some politically confused loser who couldn't cut it in a real world industry vertical trying to tell me what's up. Not on MY dime!
and not today uh uh uh!
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2014 Dec 22, 1:08am
My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.
Even though hes ignoring you.
Dan8267
2014 Dec 22, 2:39am
My favorite poster on Pat.net remains the guy that ignores you, but sees your posting before he signs in and in a complete lack of emotional control is compelled to post in response.
Even though hes ignoring you.
Well then, he's not really ignoring sbh, now is he?
Y
2014 Dec 22, 1:24pm
there's no verb in this sentence.
The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist
indigenous
2014 Dec 22, 1:31pm
there's no verb in this sentence.
I think it is actually a part of the previous sentence and should just be considered a prepositional phrase, i.e. Jazz neglected to add the preposition as.
His sentence structure is really quite verbose and oblique which we have all come to recognize as his style.
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2014 Dec 22, 10:48pm
You come to patnet for honest POVs and awareness of interesting and emerging topics. So trolls are best ignored because they take up brain-space while forming an ad hoc dog pack of knee-jerks and button pushers ever failing to offer an honest thought. They even manage to abuse the idea of voting something like/dislike.
Not sure you are serious. I you are, I got some news for ya....
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2014 Dec 22, 10:49pm
Worthwhile thoughts emerge nested between the mindlessness, but not as well. With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.
Oh ok, everyone who has a point of view different than yours is a troll. Got it.
indigenous
2014 Dec 22, 10:54pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
I am *still* winning. Three out of the top ten Best Ofs listed right now are my contributions.
And, of course, half of the all-time Best Ofs are AF creations!
And humble too, maybe AF should get some sort of trophy?
Rin
2014 Dec 22, 11:36pm
No need for trolling, make your points and stand by 'em.
For me, it's rather simple...
There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.
Next, bone international hoes instead of dating stateside. This is to cover the waiting period before sex robots become available.
Any questions?
Dan8267
2014 Dec 24, 12:04am
there's no verb in this sentence.
The likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, Strategist
1. It's not a sentence. It's a fragment.
2. It doesn't have to be a sentence. The message is clear, and that's all that matters.
HydroCabron
2014 Dec 24, 12:11am
With the simple abusers and the reliably inept removed from one's display the patnet read takes on a better character; without the likes of CaptainShuddup, Call it Crazy, SoftShell, indigenous, and Strategist, there is still plenty of entertainment here.
This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.
Anyone who can't read this is illiterate at best or conservative at worst.
indigenous
2014 Dec 24, 12:15am
This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.
Go back to grammar school, no they taint.
Bigsby
2014 Dec 24, 12:18am
This is two independent clauses, each with a verb, stitched together with a semicolon. It's completely grammatical.
Go back to grammar school, no they taint.
You're referring to two different versions.
Bigsby
2014 Dec 24, 12:25am
You're referring to two different versions.
Ok so we are learning him some stuff
I hope that was meant as a joke.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Dec 24, 1:10am
There is no STEM shortage; corporate America sucks, and the academic world is worthless.
And Liberals are the root of all Evils.
I am getting a kick out of how delighted AF is with winning. Kid in the candy store. It is cute.
I never thought I would use the word "cute" in reference to AF.
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Who pisses off the other users the most? Let's see.
mysql> select username, dislikes / likes as trollishness from users where dislikes > 100 order by trollishness desc limit 10;
mysql> select username, ignoredby from users order by ignoredby desc limit 10;
The intersection of those sets is Ruki, CaptainShuddup, Honest Abe, Cloud.